57117 christmas antipasto salad Recipes

cranberries, sugar, cider vinegar, apple juice concentrate, salt, ground mustard powder, vegetable oil (do not use olive oil) or 1 cup canola oil (do not use olive oil), mixed salad greens, red apple, unpeeled and diced, granny smith apple, unpeeled and diced, crumbled feta cheese (or use grated parmesan cheese), dried cranberries, toasted almond (can use more )

heads romaine lettuce, washed and dried, genoa salami, sliced thin, provolone cheese, sliced thin, whole pitted ripe olives, drained, italian salad dressing

head iceberg lettuce, red onion, sliced thin, roasted red peppers, whole , then slice into large strips, spanish olives with pimento, marinated artichoke hearts, quartered, pepperoncini peppers, whole-stems removed, tomatoes, medium., sliced into rings, english cucumber, sliced thin, cooked deli ham, hard salami , from the deli, provolone cheese , from the deli, italian salad dressing

cubed fully cooked ham, pimiento-stuffed olives, drained and sliced, sliced ripe olives, drained, sliced pepperoni, quartered, shredded lettuce, tomatoes, quartered, italian salad dressing, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese

cheese tortellini, cooked, drained and rinsed, italian salad dressing mix , prepared using less oil directions, red onion, finely chopped, mozzarella cheese, cubed, green pepper, chopped, tomatoes, halved, sliced ripe olives, drained

frozen mini cheese ravioli, marinated artichoke hearts, drained, mozzarella cheese , bocconcini and halved, grape tomatoes, halved, pepperoni slices, sliced red onion, pitted green olives, halved, fresh basil leaf, thinly sliced, bottled red wine and vinegar salad dressing, baby spinach

beans , such as chickpeas, black-eyed peas or 1 (15 oz) can kidney , rinsed, white tuna packed in water, drained and flaked, red bell pepper, finely diced, chopped red onion, chopped fresh parsley, divided, capers, rinsed, chopped fresh rosemary, lemon juice, divided, extra-virgin olive oil, divided, fresh ground pepper, salt, mixed salad greens

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cheddar cheese, cubed, provolone cheese, cubed, sliced mushrooms, hard salami, cubed, pepperoni, cubed, black olives, drained (whole, pitted, ripe ), onion, chopped, green pepper, chopped, jalapeno pepper, sliced, italian salad dressing

lettuce, black olives, pickle, red pepper, chopped, cucumber, chopped, artichoke heart, chopped, roma tomato, chopped, roasted red peppers (or prepared vegetarian antipasto), plain fat-free yogurt (or mayo)

tri-colored rotini pasta, own (or your favorite brand ) balsamic vinaigrette salad dressing, garlic, minced, dried basil flakes, crushed red pepper flakes, salt, shredded parmesan cheese, tomatoes, halved, shredded mozzarella, sliced black olives

ready-to-eat mediterranean-style salad, drained canned no-salt-added chickpeas (garbanzo beans), sliced lean deli ham , cut into 1/2-inch-wide strips (about 1/4 lb), quartered artichoke hearts, drained, red bell pepper, cut into rings, balsamic vinegar, water, olive oil, dried oregano, dijon mustard, pepper, grated nonfat parmesan cheese, chopped fresh parsley (optional)

olive oil, red wine vinegar, dijon mustard, water, honey, salt, ground black pepper, mushrooms, sliced, red bell pepper, sliced into strips, artichoke hearts, drained and quartered, roma tomatoes, diced, broccoli florets, reduced-fat salami, mixed salad greens, fresh mozzarella cheese

beans , such as chickpeas, black-eyed peas or canellini , rinsed, water-packed chunk light tuna, drained and flaked, red bell pepper, finely diced, chopped red onion, chopped fresh parsley, divided, capers, rinsed, chopped fresh rosemary, lemon juice, divided, extra-virgin olive oil, divided, freshly ground pepper to taste, salt, mixed salad greens

artichoke hearts, garbanzo beans drained, red kidney beans drained, light tuna in water drained and flaked, sweet red onion thinly sliced, italian salad dressing, celery thinly sliced, mixed lettuce, anchovies drained, dry salami cut in thin strips, fontina cheese cut into cubes, pickled red and green peppers for garnish

prepared italian salad dressing, hot pepper sauce, fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped, assorted vegetables (cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, cherry tomatoes, celery, zucchini, etc.), pepperocini peppers, drained, provolone cheese, cubed, fresh mozzarella cheese, diced, hard salami, diced, romaine lettuce leaves

olive oil, loosely packed fresh flat-leaf parsley, balsamic vinegar, anchovy fillets, garlic cloves, fresh lemon juice, salt, dry mustard, pepper, cooked green beans, pitted kalamata olives, grape tomato halves, mediterranean pasta salad, canned tuna, hard-cooked eggs, quartered, capers, drained, red onions

red potatoes, olive oil, salt, pepper, sliced pepperoni, cubed fully cooked ham, sweet red pepper, chopped, sweet yellow pepper, chopped, onion, halved and thinly sliced, chopped cucumber, cubed part-skim mozzarella cheese, cubed cheddar cheese, italian salad dressing, sliced ripe olives, drained