91141 carrot cake carrot loaf christmas Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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carrots, peeled and finely diced and10 Morecarrots, peeled and finely diced, onion, peeled and finely diced, butter, hot vegetable stock, crushed coriander seeds or 1 -2 tsp ground coriander, to taste, ground cumin, ground ginger, rice flour, clementines , juice and zest of, salt and pepper, to taste, clementines , zest of1 hour 5 min, 11 ingredients
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carrot cake, duncan hines classic carrot cake mix and16 Morecarrot cake, duncan hines classic carrot cake mix, hot tap water (for soaking carrots and raisins), eggs, vegetable oil, crushed pineapple , packed in juice, drained well, reserve juice, coconut (optional), chopped walnuts, cheese cake filling, cream cheese, vanilla extract, eggs, pineapple cream cheese frosting, cream cheese (softened ), butter (softened ), powdered sugar, vanilla extract, pineapple juice1 hour 20 min, 18 ingredients
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rolled oats, whole wheat flour, baking powder, salt and11 Morerolled oats, whole wheat flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, ground ginger, ground flaxseed, water, brown sugar, coconut milk, pureed roasted carrots, pineapple jam, vanilla, apple, peeled and diced1 hour 25 min, 15 ingredients
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cake flour, sugar, salt, baking powder and13 Morecake flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, dark cocoa powder , compacted, butter or margarine, oil, eggs, vanilla, milk, decoration, cream, whole red or green candied cherres, whole green candied cherries, extra, rainbow sprinkles, silver dragees (balls), icing sugar30 min, 17 ingredients
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Carrot Loaf (Wolfgang Puck)carrots, peeled and cut into 1/4 inch slices and7 Morecarrots, peeled and cut into 1/4 inch slices, unsalted butter, mushrooms, sliced, spinach, cleaned, with stems removed, eggs, grated swiss cheese, salt, freshly ground pepper2 hour , 8 ingredients
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Carrot Loaf for Pupswhole wheat flour, baking powder, carrots, grated finely and3 Morewhole wheat flour, baking powder, carrots, grated finely, eggs, chicken liver, canola oil15 hour , 6 ingredients
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Carrot Loafmargarine, softened, brown sugar, egg, beaten and7 Moremargarine, softened, brown sugar, egg, beaten, orange juice, flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, chopped walnuts (optional- i never put this in ), grated carrots30 min, 10 ingredients
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Orange Chocolate Pound Cake - 10 Loaf Panfresh orance slices seeded, water, granulated sugar and13 Morefresh orance slices seeded, water, granulated sugar, whole large eggs, whole egg yolks, orange extract, cake flour sifted, baking powder, salt, whole orange zested, granulated sugar, unsalted butter, buttermilk, chocolate chips, orange marmalade, reserved sugar syrup1 hour 10 min, 16 ingredients
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Orange Chocolate Pound Cake - 8 Loaf Panfresh orange slices seeded, water, granulated sugar and13 Morefresh orange slices seeded, water, granulated sugar, whole large eggs, whole egg yolk, orange extract, cake flour sifted, baking powder, salt, whole orange zested, granulated sugar, unsalted butter, buttermilk, chocolate chips, orange marmalade, reserved sugar syrup1 hour 10 min, 16 ingredients
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