246635 caribbean christmas pudding with brandy butter Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

eggs, vanilla extract, milk, sugar, walnuts, coarsely ground, cornflour, apples, peeled, cored and cut into small dice, bananas, peeled and cut into small dice, brandy, butter, lemon , zest of, lemon juice, apples, slices cut in half

caribbean rice mix, water, fresh asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces, uncooked medium shrimp, peeled and deveined, tomato, chopped

caribbean jerk seasoning, brown sugar, dried thyme, salt, garlic powder, ground allspice, flour tortillas (8 inches), salsa, apricot preserves

butter or 1/2 cup margarine, dark corn syrup, brown sugar, brandy, all-purpose flour, ground ginger, chilled whipping cream, sugar, brandy

butter, divided, granny smith apples, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch slices (about 8 apples), ground cinnamon, vanilla extract, ground allspice, calvados (apple brandy), dark brown sugar, half-and-half, calvados (apple brandy), cornstarch, all-purpose flour, whole wheat pastry flour, chopped walnuts, toasted, chopped pecans, toasted, dark brown sugar, ground cinnamon, salt, honey, walnut or canola oil, egg yolk, lightly beaten

shallots, minced (about 1/4 cup), brandy or 2/3 cup cognac, unsalted butter, cut into tbsp, salt, live lobsters (1 to 1-1/4 lb. each)

butter, pecan halves (about 2 cups), orange zest, caribbean jerk seasoning, salt, wax paper

butter or margarine, lightly salted whole cashews, grated orange rind, caribbean jerk seasoning

butter, whole natural almonds (with skin , about 2 cups), orange zest, caribbean jerk seasoning, salt, wax paper

roughly chopped day-old white bread, eggs, whisked, milk, heavy cream, sugar, vanilla, salt, roughly chopped chocolate candy bar, cranberries, brandy, butter, extra sugar, ground cinnamon

dried figs, chopped, raisins, chopped, dried prunes, chopped, glace cherries, dates, seeded and chopped, lemon zest, brandy, butter, plain flour, brown sugar, milk, heavy cream, nutella , chocolate hazlenut spread, ground nutmeg, ground cinnamon, egg yolks, hazelnuts, chopped coarsely, dark chocolate, finely chopped, dark chocolate, melted, extra

flour, baking soda, salt, nutmeg, cinnamon, suet, cleaned and ground fine, raisins or 1 cup currants, molasses, milk, brandy (optional), butter, powdered sugar, lemon, nutmeg

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

caribbean-style rice mix, water, fresh asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces, uncooked medium shrimp, peeled and deveined, tomato, chopped

caribbean-style hot sauce (suggested batch #114 jamaican hot sauce, www.originaljuan.com; also avail. in specialty stores), chopped onions, peeled garlic cloves, prepared yellow mustard, fresh lime juice, dried thyme, ground allspice, ground cinnamon, ground black pepper, salt, sugar, cornish hens or 6 1/2 lbs chicken, split in half lengthwise, lime wedge (to garnish )

caribbean jerk seasoning, cream cheese spread, lime zest, shrimp, cooked, deveined and peeled, green onions, chopped, red bell peppers, chopped, cheddar cheese, shredded

caribbean carrots, in barbados carrots are presented in small amounts and served as a condiment. in this version of a caribbean favorite, bias cut carrots bathe in a light sauce. serve warm or at room temperature., bias cut carrots 1/2 inch thick, chopped parsley, sauce, fresh lime juice, margarine, melted, dark brown sugar, place carrots in steamer basket. use drip pan if 1 is provided with your steamer. fill water reservoir to medium and steam for 15 minutes or until carrots are crisp tender. meanwhile make sauce: combine lime juice, margarine and brown sugar; stir well to combine. transfer cooked carrots to small bowl. add parsley and sauce. stir to combine. serves 4.