8369 breakfast day diet day Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

al fresco all natural wild blueberry breakfast chicken sausage , 1/2-inch pieces, day-old , whole-grain bread, fat-free cream cheese, fresh blueberries, egg substitute, cinnamon, skim milk, vermont maple syrup

roll bob evans original flavor breakfast sausage (this is only available in the midwest of the us, but use whatever is your favorite, most lean, breakfast sausage), onion, diced finely, fresh sliced mushrooms (don tsp use canned), optional, flour, butter (the real thing - no margarine allowed in biscuits and gravy), half-and-half...the richness of the gravy is in the cream iness you get with the heavier fat milk products, so i definitely prefer half-and-half or even heavy cream...you re gonna blow the calories anyhow, so why not use the best stuff ! ), a good rich beef or chicken base (yes, you can use either 1 - you will find base in with the bouillon cubes), salt and pepper to your taste, shakes of garlic salt or powder, to your taste

plain croissants , depending on size,day old is fine, swiss cheese, grated, smoked salmon or 4 oz cooked ham, chopped, fresh chives or 2 tbsp green onions, chopped, eggs, milk, nutmeg, salt, pepper

eggs, milk (3 cups), shredded cheese (1 cup, or more if that suits you), bulk sausage (1 lb) (remove from casings if using regular sausage), mushrooms , several sliced, rosemary (can substitute basil, oregano, thyme - but if you have anyone who doesn tsp really like eggs, should be the way to go), veggie seasoning, enough day-old bread (white , whole wheat, whole grain) to completely cover the bottom of casserole dish

eggs, day old bread (crusts removed ), cojack cheese or monaray jack cheese, ham, milk, crushed corn flakes

bulk pork sausage, sliced fresh mushrooms, onion, chopped, eggs, lightly beaten, milk, ground mustard, salt, pepper, cubed day-old bread, chopped seeded tomatoes, shredded pepper jack cheese, shredded cheddar cheese

food cake mix, diet coke or diet pepsi, egg white, fat-free caramel ice cream topping * (check label on back for fat-free info), fat-free sweetened condensed milk, skor bar or heath bar bits (found by the choc. chips), fat-free cool whip

carnation malt chocolate instant breakfast drink mix, instant coffee granules, skim milk, hot

linguica sausage, removed from casings and chopped, minced yellow onion, minced green bell pepper, sliced green onion, dry white wine, day old french bread cubes (1-inch), milk, heavy cream, melted butter, eggs, beaten, monterey jack pepper cheese, grated, monterey jack cheese, grated, salt, fresh ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, sour cream, grated parmesan cheese

plain breakfast cereal (eg. bran flakes, cheerios), all-purpose flour, baking powder, cinnamon, over-ripe bananas (or 1cup. pureed fruit such as unsweeted applesauce), egg, plain fat-free yogurt, vegetable oil, maple syrup or 1 tbsp honey, chocolate chip

bulk pork sausage, sliced fresh mushrooms, onion, chopped, eggs, milk, ground mustard, salt, pepper, cubed day-old bread, chopped seeded tomato, shredded monterey jack pepper cheese, shredded cheddar cheese

baguette , day-old and cut into 1/2-inch cubes, blueberries, divided, neufchatel cheese, softened, splenda sugar substitute, eggs, light sour cream, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, skim milk

bulk sausage browned for 5 minutes, sliced mushrooms, onions, eggs lightly beaton, milk, day old italian bread cut into small slices, swiss cheese shredded

sausage. (cooked, drained, crumbled ), cubed bread. 1 day old ., cheese ., eggs. slightly beaten ., milk ., dry mustard ., salt ., fresh pepper. enough to taste.

cubed day-old french bread, cubed fully cooked lean ham, chopped green chilies, chopped sweet red pepper, egg substitute, fat-free milk, onion powder, ground cumin, ground mustard, cayenne pepper, paprika, shredded reduced-fat cheddar cheese, salsa , optional

sugar, diet coke, eggs, beaten, baking cocoa, whole wheat flour, vanilla extract