534 bad aka Recipes

nacho cheese dip, ground beef, dry mexican or taco seasoning, yellow onion, diced, chili powder, diced tomatoes with green chilies, drained, water (optional)

vegetarian refried beans, whole-wheat tortilla, romaine lettuce leaves, avocado, peeled and sliced, fresh pico de gallo

tuna in vegetable oil or 1 (6 oz) can tuna in water, drained, mayonnaise, eggs (hard-boiled & diced ), sweet pickle relish, onion (diced , but i often use leek), cucumber (seeded & diced ), fresh tomato (seeds removed & diced), cheddar cheese (grated or shredded ), iceberg lettuce (thinly sliced , see prep note)

graham cracker pie crust (or your own ), fat free cream cheese, fat-free cool whip, white chocolate chips

chicken breasts, cubed, minute rice, asparagus (big , fat ones -remove bad ends and slice in 1 - 2 inch pieces), onion, medium chopped, sliced water chestnuts, olive oil, chicken stock, lemon juice (1 big fresh squeeze from 1/2 lemon), roasted garlic, salt (at the addition of every ingredient), pepper (at the addition of every ingredient)

dry pinto beans , picked over for rocks and bad beans,rinsed,and drained, water , twice, salt , twice, bacon, diced, extra virgin olive oil, chuck steaks or 1 lb chuck roast, trimmed and cubed, lean coarsely ground beef (chili grind), masa harina (mexican corn flour) or 2 -3 tbsp flour, coarsely chopped onions, garlic, minced, peeled diced tomatoes, chicken broth or 2 cups water, chili powder, more to taste, diced green chilies, oregano , preferably mexican ,lightly crushed, ground cumin, more to taste, sugar, salt & freshly ground black pepper, cayenne pepper or crushed red pepper flakes

mashed and strained steamed zucchini (you can also use other types of summer squash like crookneck, pattypan, etc), molasses, ground nutmeg, granulated sugar, salt, ground cinnamon, vegetable oil, molasses, eggs, beaten, vanilla extract, salt, baking soda, baking powder, all-purpose flour, raisins, evaporated milk, zucchini , base (aka zb or zb base, see directions below), eggs, beaten, uncooked pie shell, sugar, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, zucchini , base (aka zb or zb base,see directions below), egg, beaten, salt, baking soda, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, candy sprinkles (optional)

little gem lettuce, washed well and spun dried (aka sucrine) or 4 cups butter lettuce or 4 cups romaine lettuce, washed well and spun dried, half pink grapefruit, peeled , pith removed and cut into segments, red radishes, trimmed, cleaned and thinly sliced, scallions, thinly sliced (green and white parts ), fresh dungeness crabmeat, avocado, peeled, pitted and sliced, cracked black pepper, champagne (the restaurant used the former) or 2 tbsp vinegar (the restaurant used the former), grapeseed oil or 1 tbsp olive oil, dijon mustard, fresh grapefruit juice (i added a splash ) (optional), salt, cracked black pepper

red potoes washed, red onion aka : red salad onion or a purple onion, butter, sour cream, tps salt, tps pepper, handfull chopped fresh spinish, light or fate free mayo - not merical whip, baccon friend nad crumbled (you can leave out ), tps corn (you can leave out ), lemon juice, tps dill, tps paperkia

tapioca flour or tapioca starch, shredded cheese (we used an italian blend), baking powder, eggs, melted butter, dill, dried chives

butter, white sugar, unsweetened applesauce, unsweetened cocoa, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, chocolate chips

flour , sifted, salt, sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, pumpkin or cold, cooked mashed yams, eggs, melted butter, milk

uncooked chickpeas , picked over for rocks and bad beans,and rinsed (garbanzo beans), baking soda, garlic, crushed, salt, tahini (arabic sesame paste), water, lemons , juice of, extra virgin olive oil, salt, fresh ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, extra virgin olive oil (to garnish ), parsley, for garnish (optional), pomegranate seeds, for garnish (optional)

carrots, diced, onions, diced, celery, diced, potatoes, diced, garlic cloves, minced, hot sauce (i use frank s red hot), cayenne pepper, salt, black pepper, chicken broth, dark beer (i use negra modelo), butter, flour, half-and-half, sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce (i use a-1 steak sauce, but it won tsp let me type it that way), dried mustard

pinto beans, kidney beans, bacon, cooked and crumbled, flour, ketchup, cider vinegar, dark brown sugar, shallot, diced, dark mustard, chili powder, cayenne, ground black pepper, sea salt

pork roast , cut into 1-inch pieces, cheap ground beef (you ll need the fat. this isn tsp health food.), good chili powder (your local supermarket brand tastes like cardboard.), huge onion, roughly chopped, head garlic, minced, new mexico green chilies , roasted, peeled, seeded, chopped, hot hungarian paprika (this is legal. paprika is a chile.), ground cumin, beef bouillon cubes, crushed tomatoes (don tsp worry. you won tsp even know they are there.), amber mexican beer (dos equiis, noche buena, or any oktoberfest will do.), bourbon (this is 1 of those things that just happened.), baker bittersweet chocolate squares (not as weird as it sounds.), salt

zwieback toast (found with kids food), butter, cinnamon or sugar, warm milk

coffee liqueur (45ml), goldschlager (45ml), irish cream (30ml), milk, to top up