500 aka panty Recipes

mushrooms, butter softened, garlic, pressed, crab meat, minced, shredded jack cheese, dry white wine, cracker crumbs

whole salmon filets (deboned, skin on) 2 sides, kosher salt, sugar, white peppercorns, crushed, dill, fresh, vodka

cooked lobster meat (can sub cooked crawfish meat), asparagus tops, fresh mushrooms, whole, bacon , fried crisp and broken into very small pieces, olive tapenade(recipe follows, or your favorite ), melted(clarified is even better ) butter, diameter , about 1/2inch thick fried tortillas(recipe follows, or use your own), salt and pepper, olive oil, kalamata olives (measured whole), roasted red pepper, capers, garlic, olive oil, squirt of lemon or lime juice, fresh cilantro, instant mesa, room temperature water, salt(yes, really ), flour, oil heating for frying

ground walnuts, sweet onions finely chopped, frozen green peas thawed and briefly cooked and pureed- don tsp use the entire package, start with half, hard boiled eggs finely mashed, salt , pepper, dash nutmeg to taste, a bit of chopped fresh parsley to taste, vegetarian chicken flavor powdered bouillon to taste

french bread (or oval peasant loaf, or sourdough), marinated artichoke hearts, drained , liquid reserved (you can use the hearts whole or roughly chopped), mayonnaise, ripe tomatoes, sliced, sliced salami, sliced unsmoked turkey breast, cheese slices, any kind (provolone and fresh mozzarella are my faves), sliced ripe black olives, drained, purple onion, thinly sliced (amount to taste)

equipment, digital thermometer, baking pan, basting brush, hickory chips , soaked in water for 1 hour (for grilling), ham, shot of whiskey (reserved), bone in smoked ham , (12-14 lb), olive oil, black peppercorns, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), mustard seed, coarsely crushed (zipper bag and hammer), basting, your favorite sour mash or bourbon whiskey (jack daniels, aka old no.7), brown sugar , firmly packed, stone ground or course ground style mustard (i use inglehoffer or beaver brand. see www.beavertonfoods.com for info), honey, molasses (that ll teach them damn moles), substitutions, you can substitute good quality gold tequila for the whiskey (jose cuervo aka liquid psychosis)

heads of cabbage, onion, bell pepper, ground beef (12-15% lean), cooked white rice, breadcrumbs, eggs, garlic powder, salt, pepper, tomato sauce (29 oz can), water. rinse each tomato sauce can.

equipment, heavy dutch oven, colander, baking sheets, aluminum foil, rolling pin, all purpose flour, refrigerated unbaked croissant rolls , 6 rolls in each can, butter, melted, coarse salt (kosher), olive oil, minced fresh ginger root, minced garlic, hot italian sausage, casings removed, ground beef, worcestershire sauce, crushed red pepper flakes, freshly ground black pepper, sea salt, head of cabbage, shredded medium to fine, onion, chopped medium to fine, stalks celery, chopped medium to fine, red bell peppers, chopped medium to fine, carrots sliced very thin, freshly ground black pepper, shredded parmesan cheese

generous tbsp brown (aka) or light (shiro) miso, lemon juice, white or rice vinegar, white sugar, garlic roughly chopped, peanut oil, toasted sesame seeds, flavourings : a few drops sesame oil

boiled potatoes (peeled, cubed and boiled ), boiled eggs (sliced ), boiled mixed vegetables , carrots, green peas, onion , green peppers, tomatoes (chopped), black jalapeno olives (sliced) drained, capers, black pepper to taste, mayonnaise, sour cream, lemon juice, olive oil, white or red vinegar, garlic (mashed or paste), whisk together all the dressing ingredients and refrigerate while preparing the salad.

olive oil, boneless skinless chicken breasts...we always picked a deli roasted chicken or 2 and used that as it made it so easy, chili powder, salt and pepper, chopped fresh cilantro, lime juice or cider vinegar, sugar and hot pepper sauce, garlic, minced, mayonnaise, cooked corn kernels, avocado , peeled and cubed, sweet red pepper sliced, sm red onion sliced, head boston lettuce, separated, hard-cooked eggs, quartered, tomatoes cut into wedges

pork butt or shoulder and 4 or 5 pigs feet or, beef tongues and 5 or 6 pigs feet, water to cover, onions, celery/diced fine, garlic, minced, bay leaves, unflavored gelatin, chopped parsley, red or green bell pepper, chopped green onions, hot sauce (your brand ), s and p and cayenne to ta te

chicken wings & drummies, thawed but not rinsed, wing sauce, cooking oil

taco seasonings or chicken taco seasoning, olive oil, cracked black pepper to taste, pork tenderloin, (diced into small bite size pieces), pico de gallo, ripe tomatoes, diced and seeded, white onion, diced, red onion, diced, fresh cilantro, chopped, jalapeno, seeded and chopped, garlic, minced, cracked black pepper, salt, juice of 1 lime, fixings, corn tortillas, fresh guacamole (if desired), shredded mexican blend cheese, shredded lettuce, sour cream, lime wedges (allow at least 1/2 per serving)

what you need, ground beef (1 lb.), onion, finely chopped, russet potato, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, salt and pepper to taste (approximately 1/2 - 1 tsp.), ready-made pie crust dough, egg, beaten

plain , white flour (not self rising), baking powder, baking soda (bi carb), vegetable shortening (aka crisco), buttermilk

marshmallows, crescent rolls (8 per tin), cooking oil to dip marshmallows in, equal parts cinnamon and sugar

lettuce, chopped, red onions, sliced, cauliflower, chopped, bacon, cooked & crumbled, salad dressing (mayonnaise), kraft parmesan cheese