143017 your honey lemon merry christmas Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

honey, sugar, eggs, beaten, baking soda, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, coriander, ground ginger, allspice, cardamom, fine white pepper, all-purpose flour, sugar, water

lemon jell-o gelatin, red cinnamon candies, water, applesauce, salt, cream cheese, chopped pecans, lemon juice

honey, grated lemon peel, fresh slices lemons , juice and tossed in (optional), honey, cinnamon, ground cinnamon (optional), honey, chopped gingerroot, ground ginger (optional), honey, honey, apple cider vinegar

lemon, washed and dried, orange, washed and dried, ground mace (optional), saffron (optional), red wine, white sugar, cinnamon stick

lemon jell-o gelatin, water, marshmallows, cream cheese , cut into smaller pieces, mayonnaise, crushed pineapple, drained, whipping cream, cherry jell-o, water

lemon juice, fresh, white wine vinegar, vegetable oil, salt, sugar, pepper, cauliflower, thinly sliced, stuffed green olive, sliced, green pepper, chopped, sweet red pepper, chopped

lemon (about 2 in. wide), rinsed, orange (about 2 1/2 in. wide), rinsed, sugar, cranberry-raspberry fruit juice concentrate, dried cranberries, sparkling apple juice, chilled

butter, softened, powdered sugar, all-purpose flour, cornstarch, lemon zest (about 3 medium lemons), vanilla extract, powdered sugar, lemon juice (squeeze from the lemons just zested), lemon zest

milk, honey, lemon rind, ground cinnamon, bread , slices day old and without crusts, eggs, vegetable oil, for frying, sour cream , as needed, clear honey , as needed, lemon wedge, as needed

lemon curd and mousse, sugar, cornstarch, fresh lemon juice, egg yolks, unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, chilled heavy whipping cream, blueberry compote, fresh blueberries (from two 1/2-pint containers), divided, sugar, fresh lemon juice, grated lemon peel, salt, ground cinnamon, all purpose flour, your favorite pie crust recipe or prepared crust ., meringue, egg whites, sugar

pie crusts (may use gluten-free. may use ready-made or make your own.), peaches, peeled and sliced, cornstarch, cinnamon, baking soda, honey, lemon juice

lemon cake mix, prepared and baked into two 8 inch layers, eggs (or as called for by your cake mix), oil (or as called for by your cake mix), water (or as called for by your cake mix), french vanilla pudding mix, cool whip, crushed pineapple

honey, orange juice, pre-packaged cooked ham, fresh pineapple, skinned, cored and cut into 1/2-inch cubes, non-alcoholic apple cider brandy (i use real brandy), red onion, chopped, cinnamon stick, crushed red pepper flakes (or more to your taste )

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

lemons, orange, water, baking soda, grapefruit, jelly jars, with lids and screw bands, powdered fruit pectin, sugar

sponge cakes , cups, frozen blueberries, mascarpone cheese, honey, honey, lemon zest, balance 100% pure egg white, cornstarch, vanilla, lemon juice, salt, honey, cinnamon

all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, unsalted butter; softened, lemon zest, sugar, eggs, milk, lemon juice, lemon butter cream frosting, unsalted butter; softened, lightly packed finely grated lemon zest, confectioners sugar, fresh lemon juice, your favorite lemon curd recipe