1474 would bowl Recipes

broccoli floret, mushroom, sliced, zucchini (leave the skins on for more colour and nutrition), red pepper, sliced (you can use green if you prefer , but the red just adds to the colour!), peas (fresh or frozen, just not canned ), olive oil, garlic cloves, minced, margarine, fat-free evaporated milk, low-fat parmesan cheese, fresh parsley, chopped (it would probably be best not to substitute for dried parsley), angel hair pasta

eggplant, cooked boneless skinless chicken breasts, garlic, cooked ham, thick tomato puree, cream, pine nuts, oil (the recipe does not specify but i would think olive or peanut ), salt and pepper

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

boneless skinless chicken breast (4 breasts), smoked ham , chopped pretty fine (important to use a smoky ham, this is a key ingredient for this dish. i bought a slice of ), condensed cream of chicken soup , i use the 99% fat free (less salt), sour cream (low fat will work, but not the fat free), white wine, smoky gouda cheese, grated (smoky mozzarella or even smoky white cheddar will work), fresh tarragon (1 tbsp fresh parsley, fine chopped would be a good substitute, i use more parsley as it is not), pepper, fresh ground, salt

lean ground beef, water, beaten eggs, stove top stuffing mix (chicken, cornbread, savory herbs, or mushroom & onion), spaghetti sauce (food.com would not allow just sauce pick your favorite, original barbecue sauce, salsa or mushroom), seasoning (onion , green pepper, garlic, or mushrooms)

extra-virgin olive oil, fryer chicken, cut into 8 pieces, salt and pepper, flour , for dredging, baking potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch dice, red onion, cut into 1/4-inch dice, crimini mushrooms, halved, rosemary, tomato paste, dry white wine, italian parsley, chopped to yield 1/4 cup

my nana used to make this in the summertime and we would eat it while it was still warm; it is 1 of my favorite recipes., potatoes; peeled, cubed and boiled, onion, chopped, stalk of celery, chopped, butter or margarine, raisins, chopped, fresh dill, chopped, dried rosemary, mayonnaise, extra virgin olive oil, apple cider vinegar, salt and pepper to taste

sour cream, a small 12 oz package of your fave shreaded cheese. i generally use the mexican blend , but whatever cheese you would like to use will work., hidden valley ranch packet, must say dips., a jar of the bacon pieces. the 1 i use is made by hormel , but i find the bacon pieces does so much better than bacon bits. (which the reciepe called for.)

imitation crab meat, chopped (i m sure it would taste even better with real crab!), cream cheese, room temperature, sour cream, mayonaisse, pepper jack cheese, shredded, swiss cheese, shredded, onion, chopped, stalk celery, chopped, inner stalk celery (the leafy parts), chopped, green pepper, chopped, diced green chiles, shakes hot sauce (i used hellfire and damnation-habanero sauce), old bay seasoning, salt & pepper

pork but 8-10 lbs, paprika, salt, brown sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, chili powder, dried mustard, cumin, more cayene, course black pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, meat injector, cider vinegar, hot sauce, butter, brown sugar, black pepper, if you plan on roasting this in the oven add, liquid smoke

cubes) very cold margarine or butter cut into small cubes, ap flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, milk, seasonings...well worth the extra work, bacon salt , if you would like more flavor, substitute for the two tsp. of regular salt fpr a total of 3 1/2 tsp ., dried crushed oregano, dried crushed cilantro, ground cumin, ts, dried crushed thyme, dried crushed basil, chopped rosemary, black pepper, garlic powder, your choice, onion powder, your choice, shredded smoked cheddar, shredded smoked swiss

cooked corn kernels or just canned, diced tomatoes, green peas, frozen and thawed, sliced red and green pepper ( i do not like green pepper, so i would use zuchini or red onion), black beans, drained and rinsed, cooked, cubed chicken breast, dressing, olive oil, lime juice, cumin, chopped cilantro, chili powder, oregano

eggs . (for me , that s 1 portion), onion. ( never too much onion ), butter , (or margarine) , slightly more than you would use for a regular fried egg.

ground meat (i like to use 3 lbs. ground venison plus 2 lbs. of regular beef hamburger. if you would like to use all venison, you should add a little bit of ground beef fat, or the meat will be too dry)., heaping tsp. mortons tender quick, mustard seed (this is the whole seed, not the ground type), cracked black peppercorns, garlic salt, liquid smoke (i sometimes add a bit more, depends on how smoky you like it)

potatoes, drained and cut in quarters (you may sub fresh, i just didnt have any on hand, i would start with 4 cooked, peeled and chopped potatoes), fresh green beans, red bellpepper, chopped, orange bellpepper chopped, yellow bellpepper chopped, butter, garlic, minced, garlic and herb (mccormicks makes this)spice blend (or your other favorite), seasoned salt and cracked black pepper to taste