1072 twinkie trifle Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

brownie mix, instant chocolate pudding mix, water, sweetened condensed milk, chocolate candy

sour cream, angel food cake, instant vanilla pudding mix, kiwis, peeled and sliced, fresh strawberries, sliced, bananas, peeled and sliced, crushed pineapple, drained, fresh mint

heavy cream, white sugar, cream cheese, softened, lemon juice, vanilla extract, white sugar, prepared lb cake, frozen raspberries, thawed, unsweetened cocoa powder , for dusting

prepared lb cake, cubed, frozen blueberries, frozen raspberries, frozen blackberries, praline liqueur, instant vanilla pudding mix, milk, sweetened condensed milk

white cake layers, baked and cooled, fresh strawberries, white sugar, fresh blueberries, bananas, orange juice, instant vanilla pudding mix, milk, heavy whipping cream, blanched slivered almonds, maraschino cherries

spice cake mix, instant vanilla pudding, pumpkin puree, water, vegetable oil, eggs, pumpkin pie spice, cold milk, cheesecake flavor instant pudding and pie filling, chopped toasted pecans, english toffee bits

gingerbread cake mix, eggnog, instant vanilla pudding mix, heavy cream, white sugar, vanilla extract, sweetened dried cranberries, chopped (optional), gingersnap cookie crumbs (optional)

instant banana pudding mix, cold milk, bananas, chopped, heavy cream, vanilla extract, sugar, prepared lb cake, cubed, vanilla wafers (such as nilla), crushed

frozen blueberries, prepared angel food cake, cut into chunks, chopped fresh strawberries, frozen peach slices, chopped, fresh raspberries

orange juice, eggs, lightly beaten, white sugar, cold butter, cubed, whipping cream , whipped to soft peaks, angel food cake, cut in cubes, mandarin oranges, drained and patted dry

jellyrolls , each cut into 3 slices, instant vanilla pudding mix, milk, sliced fresh strawberries

brownie mix, water, vegetable oil, eggs, coffee-flavored liqueur (such as kahlua), or to taste, instant chocolate pudding and pie filling mix, cold milk

prepared angel food cake, cut into 1 inch cubes, vanilla yogurt, sliced fresh strawberries, fresh blueberries, rinsed

sponge cake, cut in cubes, fruit cocktail, drained, port wine flavored gelatin mix, custard powder, white sugar, milk

fresh strawberries, hulled and sliced, white sugar, heavy cream, instant white chocolate pudding mix, lemon yogurt, coconut-flavored rum, or to taste, divided (optional), prepared lb cakes, cubed, fresh blueberries , or as needed

ripe peaches - peeled, pitted and sliced, fresh lemon juice, vanilla yogurt, lemon zest, prepared angel food cake

angel food cake mix , prepared in a loaf pan, cream sherry, raspberry jam, white sugar, all-purpose flour, salt, milk, egg yolks, beaten, butter, vanilla extract, heavy whipping cream, sliced almonds, maraschino cherries