389 tuesday orleans Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

white sugar, corn syrup, bourbon whiskey, eggs, melted butter, salt, coarsely chopped pecans, semi-sweet chocolate chips, refrigerated pie crust

graham cracker crumbs, shortening, melted, semisweet chocolate chips, chopped walnuts, food cake mix

ice, light rum, passion fruit flavored syrup, lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, lime juice, proof rum

frozen catfish, cayenne pepper , or to taste, corn flour, salt and pepper to taste, oil for frying

all-purpose flour, bacon drippings, coarsely chopped celery, onion, coarsely chopped, green bell pepper, coarsely chopped, garlic, minced, andouille sausage, sliced, water, cubes beef bouillon, white sugar, salt to taste, hot pepper sauce (such as tabasco), or to taste, cajun seasoning blend (such as tony chachere s), or to taste, bay leaves, dried thyme leaves, stewed tomatoes, tomato sauce, gumbo file powder, bacon drippings, frozen cut okra, thawed, distilled white vinegar, lump crabmeat, uncooked medium shrimp, peeled and deveined, worcestershire sauce, gumbo file powder

soy sauce, dried thyme, cayenne pepper, paprika, onions, chopped, ground black pepper, skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, bacon, cut into small pieces, onions, diced, garlic, minced, all-purpose flour, chorizo, sliced into chunks, cooked ham , cut into 1/2 inch pieces, dried thyme, cayenne pepper, chicken stock, peeled and diced tomatoes with juice, green bell pepper, chopped, uncooked white rice, shrimp - peeled and deveined

canola oil, onion, finely diced, stalk celery, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, crushed red pepper, butter, all-purpose flour, salt, cracked black pepper to taste, fish stock, beer, shrimp - peeled and deveined

al fresco smoked andouille chicken sausage, extra virgin olive oil, fresh white onion, chopped, fresh garlic, minced, chopped fresh thyme, dried, ground cayenne pepper, fresh sweet potato, cubed 1/2, frozen, cut okra, frozen corn, low fat, unsalted chicken broth, raw shrimp, deveined, salt

shrimp, shelled and deveined, vegetable oil, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, chopped onion, garlic, chopped, condensed cream of chicken with herbs soup, milk, paprika, cornbread or biscuit, chopped fresh chives

shrimp, heads off and unpeeled, butter, zesty italian dressing, lemon juice, ground black pepper, garlic powder

shrimp, with shells, butter, sweet onion, minced, garlic, minced, stalks celery, diced, chopped fresh parsley, dried rosemary, ground black pepper to taste, worcestershire sauce, fresh lemon juice

colossal shrimp , ez-peel type (deveined and shells split down the back), vegetable oil, freshly ground black pepper , or to taste, smoked paprika, cayenne pepper, seafood seasoning (such as old bay) (optional), butter, chicken stock, lemon, juiced, worcestershire sauce, or more to taste, hot sauce , or to taste, cold butter, cut into chunks, garlic, minced, minced fresh rosemary, fresh rosemary for garnish

parchment paper, cooked white rice, gumbo file powder, garlic powder, ground cumin, tomatoes, chopped, red bell pepper, sliced, green bell pepper, sliced, green onion, sliced, fresh okra, chopped (optional), crawfish, thawed if frozen, shrimp, peeled and deveined, andouille sausage, sliced, garlic powder, ground cumin, chicken broth, littleneck clams

chicken breast, italian dressing, tortilla, margarine, shredded monterey jack/cheddar cheese, diced tomatoes, diced jalapino pepper, shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, sour cream, salsa

dressing, mayonnaise, sour cream, splenda or sugar, fresh lemon juice, salad, diced red apple, diced granny smith apple, chopped celery, chopped walnuts or pecans, dried cherries or cranberries, fresh lemon juice, lettuce leaves for serving

chicken breasts, smoked lean turkey sausage, uncooked shrimp small-medium, okra, onion chopped, stalks of celery chopped, garlic minced, green pepper, flour, veg oil, file powder (optional), salt, pepper, bay leaf, whole tomatoes, water, chicken builion

eggs, white sugar, light brown sugar, dark brown sugar, allspice, ground mace, ground ginger, freshly ground nutmeg, freshly ground cinnamon stick, pure vanilla extract, angostura bitters, bourbon or blended whiskey, dark rum, almond-flavored liqueur , such as amaretto, brandy, heavy cream