168 those fiddlehead ferns Recipes

pastry shell, flour, baking powder, salt, baking soda, cram of tartar, milk, strawberry jelly (or any berry flavor you like), cake, white cake mix (water oil and eggs per box), rum or almond flavoring, chopped coconut, chopped walnuts, icing, powdered sugar, few tbsp boiling water, couple of drops of milk, cocoa powder

fiddleheads,* cleaned (procedure follows), baby pattypan squash,* trimmed, baby carrots, trimmed, shelled fresh peas, unsalted butter, pearl onions , blanched in boiling water for 1 minute, peeled, and trimmed, thyme sprigs, bay leaf, chicken broth, fresh morels,* washed well, patted dry, and trimmed, minced fresh parsley leaves, minced fresh mint leaves, garlic clove, minced

fresh green beans (or frozen ), prosciutto, chopped, minced garlic, olive oil, vegetable broth, salt and pepper

unsweetened chocolate, chopped, semisweet chocolate, chopped, unsalted butter, cut into 8 pieces, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, sugar, instant espresso powder (optional), vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips, parchment paper

yellow onion, diced, sliced white mushrooms, thick cut bacon, chopped, chicken livers , soaked in milk, drained, salt/pepper and flour, fresh grated nutmeg, dry red wine, dijon mustard, chicken broth, half and half, chopped parsley, egg noodles cooked according to package directions

dressing, fresh lemon juice, red wine vinegar, dijon mustard, coarse kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, salad, asparagus, trimmed, sliced green onions, cubes peeled seeded kirby or english hothouse cucumbers, chopped fresh italian parsley, chopped fresh chervil (chervil is an aromatic herb that s related to parsley. it has lacy, fern-like leaves and a mild anise flavor.), chopped fresh chives, chopped fresh mint, chopped fresh tarragon

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

bacon fat, yellow squash (small squash, sliced can include 1 or 2 sliced small zucchini for color optional), yellow onions (medium sized onions, cut into small dice), water, salt, black pepper (freshly ground ), eggs (beaten ), extra-sharp cheddar cheese (shredded )

beef bone , and any cooked beef (dinosaur bone, either stegosaurus or brontosaurus), potatoes (cut up rocks), carrots (cut up roots), onion, chopped (fern bulb), stalks celery, chopped (1 bunch of leaves and stems), tomato juice (dragonfly juice), bouillon (ground bones ), shell macaroni (1 footprint of shells), corn (1 mouthful of baby dino teeth), water (swamp ), salt (clean sand), pepper (ground dirt), oregano (ground bark), basil (ground grass), garlic (fine gravely rocks), parsley (mixed weeds)

cleaned fiddleheads, finely chopped, chicken bouillon cubes, onion, minced, butter, milk, heavy cream, salt

fresh limes, garlic, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and quartered, peeled fresh ginger root (1 to 1 1/2-inch piece) and cut into 1/4-inch cubes, rice vinegar, soy sauce, scallions , sliced on the bias, cleaned swordfish, skin removed and cut into blocks, olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, fiddleheads (new shoots of ostrich ferns), swirled in cold water and rubbed with your fingers to remove fuzzy covering, rice wine vinegar, garlic clove, lightly crushed with the side of a knife blade and quartered, dijon mustard, extra-virgin olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, fresh basil leaves, ripe tomatoes , seeds removed and diced into 1/4-inch pieces, shallot cloves, diced small, scallions, white and tender green parts only, sliced on the diagonal into 1/2-inch pieces, salt (if needed) and freshly ground black pepper

salmon fillet thawed, mayonnaise, lemon juice, pickle juice, dill fresh or dried, butter or margarine melted, wild leeks or shallots finely chopped, fiddleheads blanched

butter, sugar, eggs, well beaten, milk, vanilla, flour, baking powder, salt

lean ground beef, onion, liquid smoke (mesquite), egg yolk, fine dry breadcrumb, salt, pepper, monterey jack pepper cheese , about the size of dice

butter, white sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, rice krispies, oatmeal, chocolate chips

potatoes, fresh parsley, olive o il, garlic, ricotta cheese, masala wine, spinich, mushrooms, onions

frozen shredded potatoes thawed, butter melted, salt, black pepper, minced onion, cream of celery soup, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, butter melted, cornflakes crushed into crumbs