856 that redhot Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

sugar, light corn syrup, water, salted cashews (pieces are fine, and cheaper!), butter, baking soda, you really should have a candy thermometer for this. otherwise, use a cup of ice cold water: when you drop some of the liquid into it and it becomes a spindly piece that cracks, that is the right stage (hardcrack) to stop and spread it out to cool., have ready a flat sheet pan (like an airbake cookie sheet so no lip is in the way) that is greased well, plus a flat spreader or long flat heat resistant spatula

cubed lamb pieces, water or lamb stock, onion chopped finely, red lentils, diced very ripe tomatoes, tbsn tomato paste, ground turmeric, ground cinnamon, cinnamon stick, ground ginger, salt, freshly ground black pepper, re-hydrated (cooked ) chickpeas, celery stalk with leaves, finely chopped, cannelloni pasta tubes , smashed so that you get odd size shapes (but if you don tsp have that a very small handful of any pasta smashed or crunched up a bit to add interesting texture to the soup will work, juice of 1 lemon, coriander (cilantro), chopped coarsely

soy sauce, italian-style salad dressing, chicken wings , cut apart at joints, wing tips discarded, sauce, butter, soy sauce, hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), or to taste

diced cooked rotisserie chicken, cream cheese, softened, hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), shredded pepper jack cheese, blue cheese dressing, crumbled blue cheese, seafood seasoning (such as old bay), cayenne pepper , or to taste, shredded pepper jack cheese, cayenne pepper, for garnish

butter, minced celery, shredded, cooked chicken breast, hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), shredded cheddar cheese, salt and pepper to taste, wonton wrappers, oil for frying

chunk chicken breast, drained and flaked, green onions, chopped, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, shredded pepperjack cheese, hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), ranch dressing mix, oil for frying, all-purpose flour, eggs, beaten, plain bread crumbs

seasoned chicken-style vegetarian strips (such as morningstar farms chik n strips), diced, reduced fat cream cheese, softened, reduced-fat ranch salad dressing, hot buffalo wing sauce (such as frank s red ), colby-monterey jack cheese blend

ranch salad dressing (such as hidden valley original ranch), hot pepper sauce (such as tabasco), hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), ground cayenne pepper, chili powder

eggs, grated parmesan cheese, chopped fresh chives, chopped prosciutto, green olives, finely chopped, chopped red bell pepper, dijon mustard, sour cream, mayonnaise, hot pepper sauce , such as frank s redhot, garlic powder, ground black pepper

processed cheese (such as velveeta), cubed, bulk spicy pork sausage, hot salsa, hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), jalapeno peppers, chopped (optional)

water, distilled white vinegar, white sugar , or to taste, hot pepper sauce (such as frank s redhot), or to taste, crushed red pepper flakes, prepared yellow mustard, ketchup, orange, peel and pith removed, chopped, chicken wings and drummettes

yellow squash, ears of sweet corn, onion, garlic, fresh dill, greek yogurt (note : adjust the yogurt volume based on the amount of veggies that will end up in the salad. the yogurt should lightly coat all the ingredients not drown them. the veggies will release liquid that will thin out the sauce, so restrain the urge to go heavy on the yogurt.)

make use that your bowl and the beaters of you mixer are completely void of any grease and place them both in the freezer before starting to make the whipped cream, every 1/2 pint of whipping cream add 1 egg white and sweeten to taste.whip well, white of the egg stiffens the cream and gives it a smooth and airy taste,that can not be duplicated., enjoy

prep time : 30 minutes ready in: 2 hours, cook time : 1 hour yields: 12 servings, this cake is a very moist banana cake that travels well to pot lucks or picnics. it can also be baked in a 9x12 pan or an angel food cake pan., yellow cake mix, instant banana pudding mix, eggs, water, vegetable oil, mashed banana, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts (optional)

sugar, unsalted butter, egg, whole milk, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour + 2 tsp baking powder, prune filling, pitted stewed prunes (the prunes in bags today work nicely), raisins, lemon juice, cinnamon (i am heavy-handed with that, i love ), sugar

mile high lemon meringue secrets, lemon meringue pie may be an american classic , but it can be tricky to prepare. there s the crust with all its issues, then the tart filling and the meringue itself, which is all too prone to weeping. and that topping is never, ever as tall and fluffy as we would like. we wanted to figure out how to make a perfect lemon meringue pie with a sky-high topping. here s what we discovered, make the meringue with a hot sugar syrup (what the professionals call italian-style meringue). this ensures that the meringue is cooked through and stable enough to be piled high on top of the filling. the addition of a little cream of tartar to the egg whites while mixing also helps to stabilize the meringue.flavor the filling with both lemon zest and lemon juice for the brightest citrus flavor. remember to strain the filling to remove the zest, which would mar the otherwise silky smooth filling.use a rubber spatula to spread the meringue over the filled pie, making sure to stick the meringue to the edge of the pie crust to prevent the topping from shrinking. once all the meringue is on the pie, use the spatula to make the spikes and peaks of meringue., all-purpose flour , for dusting, brisee (pie dough) for 1 single 9 inch pie crust, egg, heavy cream, cornstarch, cake flour, salt, sugar, egg yolks, lightly beaten, fresh lemon juice, lemon rind, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, egg whites, sugar, salt

lean ground beef or ground turkey, dry breadcrumbs, whole eggs, onions , chopped pretty small or fine, chopped fresh oregano , about half that if dry (try to use mexican oregano), carrots thinly sliced in rounds, low sodium chicken broth, dry whole ancho or pasilla chile seeded and crumbled or 1 small, dry whole hot red chile seeded, rice or 1 large russet potato peeled and diced, chopped fresh cilantro, zucchini sliced medium to large (optional), fresh spinach , trimmed of stems, washed, and cut into thin shreds aka chiffonade, limes cut into wedges