40 taco food Recipes

ground chicken, white onion, diced, roasted red pepper, strips chopped (from a jar), garlic clove, minced, green pepper, diced small, vegetables or 1/2 tsp olive oil, cornstarch, ground red pepper, smoked paprika, cumin, salt (or less to taste), tabasco sauce (leave out if you don tsp like spicy food), cold water (or chicken broth if you have it), fresh organic guacamole, head lettuce, shredded, fresh ripe tomato, diced, shredded cheese, green onions, chopped

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

mayonnaise, lime , juice and zest of, finely grated, honey, packaged coleslaw mix (napa and green or purple napa and green) or 4 cups thinly sliced cabbage (napa and green or purple napa and green), mango, peeled, pitted , julienned, carrot, peeled , julienned, field cucumber, seeded , julienned with skin, green onion, thinly sliced, cilantro leaf, chopped, avocado, peeled, pitted, garlic cloves, minced, green onion, thinly sliced, lemon , juice of, kosher salt, hot sauce (to taste), all-purpose flour, salt, eggs, milk, crunch cereal, boneless skinless cod, cut in to bitesize strips, vegetable oil (for frying ), corn tortillas, warmed

skinless mahi mahi fillets, cut into 3-inch pieces, kosher salt, achiote or annatto paste (or 1 tbsp chili powder), juice of 1 lime, oranges (1 juiced; 1 halved and sliced ), dried oregano, ground cumin, scallions, roughly chopped, ancho chile powder, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, thyme, bay leaves, corn tortillas, warmed, and assorted toppings , for serving

light brown sugar, chili powder, ground cumin, smoked paprika, grated zest from 2 limes, shrimp peeled, deveined and tails removed, extra-virgin olive oil, sour cream or mexican crema, head cabbage, cored and shredded ( about 4 cups), kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, corn tortillas, fresh cilantro leaves , for serving, lime wedges, for serving

poblano chile peppers, yukon gold potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch pieces, kosher salt, extra-virgin olive oil, chopped fresh cilantro, chopped fresh parsley, unsalted butter, onion, halved and thinly sliced, cremini and/or white mushrooms, trimmed and thinly sliced, garlic, minced, mexican crema , creme fraiche or sour cream, juice of 2 limes, freshly ground pepper, corn tortillas, warmed, and assorted toppings , for serving

mayonnaise, juice of 1 lime , plus wedges for serving, chipotle chile powder, tostadas (flat crisp tortillas) or taco shells, golden raisins, pimiento-stuffed olives, halved , plus 1 tbsp brine from the jar, garlic , lightly smashed, bay leaves, pico de gallo or fresh salsa (1 1/2 to 1 3/4 cups), white tuna packed in water, drained, lightly packed fresh parsley, chopped (about 1 small bunch), head romaine lettuce, thinly sliced

vegetable oil, corn tortillas, halved, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, cayenne pepper, ground pork, kosher salt, crushed tomatoes, chopped green chiles, frozen corn, chopped fresh cilantro, shredded mozzarella (preferably reduced sodium )

store-bought pizza dough, all-purpose flour, for sprinkling, extra-virgin olive oil, for brushing, canned refried black beans, store-bought salsa, grated sharp cheddar cheese, scallions, finely chopped, sliced pickled jalapenos, sour cream, juice of 1 lime, sliced romaine lettuce, for topping, diced tomato, for topping, kosher salt, fresh cilantro leaves

garlic minced, dried oregano, ground cumin, coarse salt and pepper, boneless pork shoulder roast cut into 2 inch pieces, corn tortillas, pickled red onions, sour cream, cilantro leaves, lime wedges

roast beef (about 3 oz), soft flour tortillas, shredded cheddar , monterey jack or mexican blend cheese, quickie guacamole , recipe follows, or store-bought fresh guacamole, speedy salsa , recipe follows, or store-bought fresh salsa, sour cream or plain yogurt, optional, hot sauce, multi-compartment lunch box, ripe tomatoes (about 1 lb), halved, red onion or white, halved, extra-virgin olive oil, kosher salt, chopped fresh cilantro leaves or fresh mint leaves, optional, ripe hass avocado, halved and seeded, lime, halved, kosher salt, diced tomatoes , mango, or quartered seedless grapes, optional

tomatillo, husked, rinsed and chopped, tomato, chopped, red onion, finely chopped, chopped fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice , plus lime wedges for serving, jalapeno pepper, minced (remove seeds for less heat), kosher salt, vegetable oil, for frying, catfish fillets, cut into 1-inch pieces, freshly ground pepper, instant flour (such as wondra) or cornstarch, corn tortillas, warmed, shredded iceberg lettuce

diced seedless watermelon, red onion, finely diced, roughly chopped fresh cilantro, juice of 2 limes , plus lime wedges for serving, jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely diced, extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for brushing, kosher salt, skinless wild striped bass fillets, chipotle chile powder, romaine lettuce heart, thinly sliced, corn tortillas, avocado, sliced

nonfat plain greek yogurt, garlic, finely grated, chopped fresh cilantro, plus leaves for topping, white onion, cut into rings, extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for brushing, kosher salt, sirloin steak, carrots, shredded, red bell pepper, cored, seeded and grated, minced jalapeno pepper (seeded for less heat ), fresh lime juice , plus lime wedges for serving, corn tortillas

fresh cilantro leaves, finely chopped, fresh lime juice, vegetable oil, chipotle chile powder, garlic, minced, red onion, very thinly sliced, pork tenderloin , cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices at an angle, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, shredded red cabbage, fresh cilantro leaves, finely chopped, vegetable oil, cider vinegar, chipotle ef = http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/chili-powder/index.html class= crosslink debug= 539 551 >chile powder, red bell pepper, very thinly sliced, red onion, very thinly sliced, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, corn tortillas, reduced-fat sour cream, lime wedges, for serving

limes, garlic, quartered, cilantro, leaves and tender stems (about 2 cups packed), scallions, half coarsely chopped and half finely chopped, ground cumin, kosher salt, extra-virgin olive oil, skinless halibut fillets, cut into 1-inch chunks, shredded savoy cabbage (about 8 oz), sour cream, corn tortillas, warmed, prepared salsa verde , for serving

onion, quartered, jalapeno, quartered , seeds optional, garlic clove, smashed, tomatillos, (about 8 oz) husked, rinsed, and coarsely chopped, hass avocado, peeled, seeded, and cut into chunks, kosher salt, loosely packed fresh cilantro leaves, coarsely chopped, olive oil, chipotle or blended chili powder, kosher salt, shrimp (about 20), peeled and deveined, corn tortillas, cilantro for garnish, limes, cut into wedges

sugar, kosher salt, pork belly, skin removed, chicken broth, vegetable oil for frying, plus 1 tbsp more, fresh egg noodles, black kale (about 2 1/4 lb ribs) trimmed, leaves chopped, sour cream, sambal oelek , or to taste, juice of 1 lime, minced garlic, minced ginger, asian fish sauce, soy sauce, corn tortillas, chopped cilantro, chopped mint