5885 smoothie diet drinks Recipes

sierra mist diet soda, frozen fruit (smoothie blend with pineapple, mango and strawberries)

citrus flavored energy drink (e.g. red bull), frozen strawberries

low-fat milk, ice cube, instant chocolate drink mix (such as nestle s nesquick) or 1/4 cup strawberry drink mix (such as nestle s nesquick), chocolate frozen yogurt or 1/4 cup non-fat vanilla frozen yogurt, aerosol whipped cream

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

cubed seeded watermelon, fresh lime juice, ice cube, diet lemon-lime soda, chilled

frozen raspberries, frozen strawberries, pineapple, diet sprite

blueberries, soymilk (8th continent), raspberry-lime juice or 1 cup diet v8 splash

instant low-fat chocolate drink mix, ice cubes, banana, skim milk

vanilla yogurt, milk, ripe banana, frozen and chopped, instant chocolate drink mix, vanilla

skim milk, carnation chocolate instant breakfast drink mix, banana, peanut butter, wheat germ (optional)

nonfat milk, sugar-free lemonade-flavored drink mix (such as crystal light), plain fat-free yogurt, vanilla extract, frozen blueberries

low-fat milk, malted chocolate drink mix, french vanilla non-dairy coffee creamer, coffee (brewed ), ice (crushed )

banana, sunny delight orange juice, apple juice, milk, hawaiian punch drink, vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup (the kind you make chocolate milk with), cream, water

frozen limeade concentrate, thawed, thawed lemonade concentrate, orange extract, water, chilled diet lemon-lime soda, lemon, sliced, lime, sliced

cold unsweetened orange juice, diet mountain dew soda, splenda sugar substitute, frozen unsweetened strawberries, crushed ice

frozen whole strawberries, frozen mango, non-fat vanilla yogurt, fresh banana (a whole banana), pomegranate-blueberry juice, diet v8 splash (berry blend), nutritional yeast flakes