43 slap silly Recipes

spicy brown mustard (that little bit at the bottom of the squeeze bottle that just sits there because someone opens a new), honey

frozen fruit , drink concentrate (limeade, fruit punch, grape juice, etc.), club soda, crushed ice

tilapia fillets, silly crazy salt (i don tsp know what silly salt is) or 1 tsp garlic salt (i don tsp know what silly salt is), fresh ground black pepper, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, lime , zest of, finely grated, lime , juice of

old age, i decided , is a gift., i am now , probably for the first time in my life, the person i have always wanted to be., i would never trade my amazing friends , my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. as i ve aged, i ve become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. i ve become my own friend., i don tsp chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that i didn tsp need, but looks so avant garde on my patio. i am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant., whose business is it if i choose to read or play on the computer until 4 am and sleep until noon, i will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 50 s, 60 s, & 70 s, and if i, wish i will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if i choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set., will get old ., i know i am sometimes forgetful. but there again , some of life is just as well forgotten. and i eventually remember the important things.., over the years my heart has been broken ..., but broken hearts are what give us strength andunderstanding and compassion. a heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect., i am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. so many have never laughed, and so may have died before their hair could turn silver., as you get older , it is easier to be positive. you care less about what other people think. i don tsp question myself anymore. i ve even earned the right to be wrong., answer your question , i like being old. it has set me free.. i like the person i have become., i am not going to live forever, but while i am still here, i will not waste time lamenting about what could have been, or worrying about what will be. and i shall eat dessert every single day. (if i feel like it), may our friendship never come apart especially when it s straight from the heart, may you always have a rainbow of smiles on your face and in your heart forever and ever

beef-flavor ramen noodles, packaged coleslaw mix, carrot, grated fresh, mandarin oranges, cooked chicken breast, chopped, dry mustard, powdered, ground ginger, mayonnaise, white vinegar, sugar, orange zest, orange juice , from fresh orange or 1 tsp mandarin , from canned mandarin oranges, crisp chow mein noodles, almonds, toasted (optional), green onion, sliced (optional)

peanut oil, self rising flour, thyme, oregano, parsley, salt, butter, celery, chopped, bell peppers, chopped, white onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, chicken broth, water, diced tomatoes, tomato paste, green onion tops, cajun spices (slap ya mama), shrimp, peeled, okra, sliced

vegetable oil, flour, chopped onion, chopped celery, garlic cloves, chopped, chopped green pepper, tomato paste, fire-roasted tomatoes, frozen sliced okra, peeled shrimp, shrimp, head on, smoked sausage (casing peeled and sliced into bite size), water, shrimp stock or 2 cups bouillon, creole seasoning (such as slap ya mama ), sugar, chopped parsley, bay leaves

grilled chicken breast fillets or 10 small (cut into bite size pieces), elbow macaroni, purple or yellow onion( diced finely), green onions (chopped ), yellow or red bell pepper( finely diced ), green bell pepper finely diced, eggs (boiled ) each egg needs to be cut into fourths or you can dice the egg into smaller pieces, shredded cheese (your choice ) we use velevetta, tomatoes (chopped ), celery (finely chopped ), seasoning (i use natures seasoning , you can use tony s, slap ya mama, etc.. your choice), parsley, black pepper (to taste)

green apples (peeled and chopped ), snickers candy bars (frozen and then chopped up), cream

farfalle pasta (bowties), albacore tuna in water, cheese sauce (*), salsa, mild, duxelle mushrooms (**), low-fat sour cream, unsalted butter, cornstarch, fresh ground pepper (optional)

fresh asparagus, wish-bone s raspberry hazelnut vinaigrette, water (approximate)

baby bella mushrooms (each about 2 inches wide ), chopped onion, chopped garlic, roughly chopped spinach leaves, fat-free ricotta cheese, fat-free cream cheese, room temperature, nutmeg, salt, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese, reduced-fat parmesan-style grated topping, garlic powder

baby bella mushrooms (each about 2 inches wide ), fat-free ricotta cheese, chopped onion, canned spinach, drained (or frozen spinach, thawed), fat-free cream cheese, shredded fat-free mozzarella cheese, minced garlic, reduced-fat parmesan-style grated topping, garlic powder, nutmeg, salt, i use full fat cheeses , the fat-free versions are too rubbery.

boston butt, head garlic, cloves separated and peeled, yellow onion, sliced into rings, beef broth or 1 (12 oz) can chicken broth, hot sauce (not tabasco, but something like crystal), lemon , juice of, apple cider vinegar, ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper, cayenne pepper

coffee (48 oz total ), sugar, milk chocolate chips, real vanilla extract (accept no substitute), cheapest 80 proof vodka (1 fifth ) or 750 ml rum (1 fifth )

jumbo shrimp, unpeeled with heads still attached, unsalted butter, fresh rosemary, fresh oregano, chopped, fresh thyme, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, cajun seasoning, such as slap ya mama to taste, cayenne pepper, beer (i use a dark ), lemon , juice of, worcestershire sauce, chopped parsley (to garnish )

carrot, shredded, onion, shredded, celery, shredded, bell pepper, diced, garlic, diced, chicken stock, spaghetti sauce, red wine, flat leaf parsley, chopped, basil, oregano, thyme, black pepper, cayenne pepper, salmon, cut into 2-inch piecees, white fish , cut into 2-inch pieces, shrimp, squid ring, scallops, lemon juice, salt

ground beef, oatmeal, eggs, salt & pepper, onion, minced (slap chop works great for this), hamburger bun , along with any preferred toppings (cheese, lettuce, tomato..)