2027 sister inexpensive christmas Recipes

sister schubert s soft dinner rolls, olive oil, white pepper, garlic, minced, shredded asiago cheese, divided, chopped walnuts, fresh chopped basil

sister schubert s dinner yeast rolls, olive oil, garlic, minced, italian herb blend, chopped parsley, salt, freshly ground black pepper, grated parmesan cheese

sister schubert parker house style yeast rolls, butter, melted, less fat or regular cream cheese, softened, sugar, cornstarch, egg, pure vanilla extract, canned mixed berry or favorite flavor pie filing or topping, fresh berries, garnish

sister schubert parker house rolls , defrosted and broken into crumbs, chopped walnuts , hazelnuts or pecans, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, unsalted butter, softened and cut into bits, assorted apples, peeled, cored and sliced, sugar, ground cinnamon, all-purpose flour, lemon zest, apple cider, unsalted butter, cut into bits, marzetti caramel apple dip, vanilla , cinnamon or salted caramel ice cream

sister schubert s whole wheat dinner yeast rolls, olive oil, green bell pepper , cut into strips, chopped onion, italian herb seasoning, frozen meatballs , defrosted, shredded mozzarella cheese, favorite spaghetti sauce, chicken stock

sister schubert s parker house style yeast rolls, prepared or homemade coleslaw, favorite prepared barbecue pulled pork , beef or chicken, warmed

sister schubert parker house rolls , defrosted and crumbled into small pieces, olive oil, grated parmesan cheese, dry thyme leaves, chopped parsley, olive oil, shallot, chopped, sliced mushrooms, flour, milk, reduced fat cream cheese, cut into small pieces, salt and pepper, shredded white or yellow cheddar cheese, green beans, blanched, cooled and cut into 2 pieces

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

prepared sister schubert s dinner yeast rolls, split, butter, divided, canadian bacon, eggs scrambled, fried or poached, salt and freshly ground black pepper, cheddar , monterey jack or favorite cheese

butter, divided, sliced mushrooms, chopped onions, flour, chicken broth, heavy cream, dijon mustard, salt, freshly ground black pepper, dried thyme, chopped parsley, chopped roasted chicken, carrots , cut on an angle, blanched, frozen peas , defrosted, green beans, cut into 1-inch pieces and blanched (optional), sister schubert s parker house style rolls , sliced into 3 sections, butter, melted

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

water, brown sugar, butter, butter, white sugar, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, ground nutmeg, ground cinnamon, milk, raisins, walnuts (optional)

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies), marshmallows, caramel squares, eagle brand condensed milk, butter

vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices

christmas lima beans , soaked overnight in 6 cups water, red onion, thinly sliced, mint, leaves only, extra virgin olive oil plus 1/2 cup, red jalapenos or serrano chilis, seeded and roughly chopped, hot pepper flakes, capers, fresh anchovies (or sardines), red wine vinegar, head frisee lettuce, washed and spun dry