22053 shirley nut christmas Recipes

  • Shirley's Date Nut Pinwheels - Christmas
    dates, sugar, water, nuts, shortening, brown sugar and
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    dates, sugar, water, nuts, shortening, brown sugar, eggs, well beaten, flour, salt, baking soda
    1 hour , 10 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Nut Milk Rice Pudding
    nuts (i used roasted almonds, but you can use whatever yo... and
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    nuts (i used roasted almonds, but you can use whatever you like), water (filtered), rice (uncooked-i used jasmine), agave nectar (or other sweetener to taste), sea salt, vanilla extract, maple extract, nutmeg (fresh ground please), nut milk
    30 min, 9 ingredients
  • Nut or Seed Milk
    nuts (any ) or 1 cup seeds, soaked overnight and
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    nuts (any ) or 1 cup seeds, soaked overnight, distilled water (recipe calls for pure water ), dates, celtic sea salt (optional)
    10 min, 4 ingredients
  • Nut Wedges
    nuts, sugar, honey, cinnamon, lemon juice and
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    nuts, sugar, honey, cinnamon, lemon juice, pre packaged pie crust
    6 ingredients
  • Cuervo- Jose That Is- Christmas Cookies
    christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt and
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    christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, dried fruit, jose cuervo tequila
    11 ingredients
  • Christmas Nut Cake
    blanched whole almonds, brazil nuts, walnut halves and
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    blanched whole almonds, brazil nuts, walnut halves, pecan halves, pitted dates, red candied cherries, green candied cherries, all-purpose flour, white sugar, baking powder, salt, eggs, vanilla extract
    13 ingredients
  • Christmas Nuts N' Bolts Snack
    butter, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, garlic powder and
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    butter, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, garlic powder, garlic salt, seasoning salt, onion powder, cheerios toasted oat cereal, shreddies cereal, pretzel stick, bugles original flavor snacks, original ritz bits miniature crackers, salted nuts or 4 cups peanuts
    1 hour , 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Special Fruitcake
    coarsely chopped brazil nuts or other nuts (walnuts, peca... and
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    coarsely chopped brazil nuts or other nuts (walnuts, pecans or hazelnuts), pitted dates, coarsely chopped, halved maraschino cherries, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, eggs, vanilla extract
    15 min, 9 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Snack Mix
    dry roasted peanuts, red and green candy-coated chocolate and
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    dry roasted peanuts, red and green candy-coated chocolate, chocolate covered peanuts, wheat nuts
    4 ingredients
  • Christmas Dip
    dried cranberries, chopped pistachio nuts and
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    dried cranberries, chopped pistachio nuts, cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, crumbled blue cheese, brie cheese, rind removed
    20 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Cookies I
    molasses, white sugar, butter, eggs, salt, ground cinnamon and
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    molasses, white sugar, butter, eggs, salt, ground cinnamon, chopped nuts, ground allspice, ground nutmeg, anise oil, raisins, dried currants, chopped candied citron, sour milk, baking soda, all-purpose flour
    17 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Stollen Christmas Stollen
    christmastide, by bessie trull law and
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    christmastide, by bessie trull law, while pines are bent with ice and snow, our firesides have a golden glow, reflected in the eyes that see, symbol of a christmas tree ., luscious cakes are baked and iced, fruit for stollens mixed and spiced, while stockings dangle side by side . . ., christmas stollen, place 4 cups flour, butter, tablesppon sugar and, salt in a bowl., mix as for pie crust., add 1 cup lukewarm milk and 1 cake of yeast which has been dissolved in a little warm water., add 3 beaten egg yolks ., let raise to double its bulk., in another bowl, place 2 cups of chopped candied fruit and nuts, and, flour ., mix until all fruit is covered with flour., add this to the raised dough, knead thoroughly and form into the desired shape.
    40 min, 23 ingredients
  • Christmas Day Fettuccine Christmas Day Fettuccine
    handfuls sun-dried tomatoes (preferably whole ) and
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    handfuls sun-dried tomatoes (preferably whole ), fresh or dried fettuccine, skinless chicken breasts, white wine , to taste, oregano , to taste, chopped garlic, pepper , to taste, pine nuts, olive oil, green peppers, red peppers, eggplant chopped, combined basil , olive oil, pine nuts, parmesan cheese and garlic blended very well (i.e., pesto), green peas, cilantro, margarine, curry powder
    18 ingredients
  • Christmas Date-Nut Cookies Christmas Date-Nut Cookies
    pitted dates, chopped, candied pineapple, chopped and
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    pitted dates, chopped, candied pineapple, chopped, brazil nuts , coarsley chopped, almonds, lightly toasted (8 oz), flour, baking soda, cinnamon, salt, butter, room temperature (no subs!), sugar, eggs, vanilla
    30 min, 12 ingredients




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