20 screwed Recipes

citrus-infused vodka, orange juice, campari, orange slice, garnish

sour apple liqueur, peach schnapps, smirnoff ice, orange juice, ice

pesto sauce, frozen baby sweet peas or equal in fresh peas, farfalle (bow tie) or fusilli (cork screw) pasta, cooked to al dente, shaved parmessan cheese, salt and pepper to taste, fresh basil leaves , cut in slivers

clear redwood 6x6 posts and beams, clear 2x6 redwood, clear 2x2 s cut from the 2x6, over 1/2 mile of cuttint, flat filon, screws for the top, countless screws to assemble, finished size 16 x 24, click on any pic to enlarge for better viewing

lean ground beef, onion chopped ( 1/4 cup, condensed cream of celery soup, frozen sweet peas any brand (ex green giant-birds eyes etc), tomato juice, water, chopped fresh or 1/4 tsp dried basil leaves, chopped fresh or 1/4 tsp dried marjoram leaves, pepper, dried bay leaf, un -cooked egg noodles (cork screw) appox 2 oz

ceiling fan blades, an old wooden table leg or something similar, black paint for the eyes, your choice of colors for the body and wings, but only if you want to paint them, screws, tennis ball (optional)

hulled and mashed strawberries, fresh lemon juice, strained, powdered fruit pectin, sugar, canning pot (large enough to completely submerge the jars in water), canning tongs, eight 8-oz mason jars with lids and screw-on rings, wide-mouth canning funnel, canning rack to go inside the pot

cooked pasta , macaroni, screws etc, green onions, sliced, carrot , in matchsticks, tomatoes, halved, cucumber, seeded and diced, parsley, reduced-fat feta cheese, crumbled, olive oil, garlic cloves, minced, balsamic vinegar, strawberry jam, salt, pepper, freshly ground

fresh blood orange juice, tequila, fresh lime juice, ice (garnish ), lime wedge (garnish )

oatmeal, scoops whey powder, peanut butter, milk, non-fat dry milk

absolut citron vodka, orange juice, triple sec, ginger ale (fill to top)

karo syrup, cold tap water, plastic bottle, with screw cap, glitter , strands metallic (confetti-style)

diced eggplants, sliced zucchini, salt, divided, vegetable oil, sliced onion, canned italian tomatoes, with liquid , chop up tomatoes, tomato paste, oregano, basil, garlic powder, pepper, cooked spaghetti (i like to use the fusilli, cork screw type paste) or 2 cups fusilli, hot (i like to use the fusilli, cork screw type paste), mozzarella cheese, shredded

mixed nuts (or larger), cheerios toasted oat cereal, shredded wheat cereal, pretzel (any size), cheese nips, raisins, boiled, unsalted butter, angostura low-sodium worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, onion powder, celery salt

shredded wheat cereal, rice chex, cheerios toasted oat cereal, butter, melted, worcestershire sauce, seasoning salt, pretzel stick, dry roasted peanuts, raisins (optional)