38 screw silly Recipes

sour apple liqueur, peach schnapps, smirnoff ice, orange juice, ice

white sugar, egg yolks, eggs, all-purpose flour, butter, coconut milk, pandan paste, ovalette, salt

citrus-infused vodka, orange juice, campari, orange slice, garnish

tvp granules, milk, warmed, canola oil, egg, brown sugar, whole wheat flour, all-purpose flour, baking powder, chocolate hempshake powder, salt, honey-roasted soy nuts (or peanuts, if you like)

pesto sauce, frozen baby sweet peas or equal in fresh peas, farfalle (bow tie) or fusilli (cork screw) pasta, cooked to al dente, shaved parmessan cheese, salt and pepper to taste, fresh basil leaves , cut in slivers

spicy brown mustard (that little bit at the bottom of the squeeze bottle that just sits there because someone opens a new), honey

cooked pasta , macaroni, screws etc, green onions, sliced, carrot , in matchsticks, tomatoes, halved, cucumber, seeded and diced, parsley, reduced-fat feta cheese, crumbled, olive oil, garlic cloves, minced, balsamic vinegar, strawberry jam, salt, pepper, freshly ground

extra virgin olive oil, lemon juice, egg, garlic clove, finely minced, salt, cracked pepper, raw sugar, anchovy paste (or 1 anchovy fillet, minced), head romaine lettuce , torn, head butter lettuce , torn, canned tuna, drained and flaked (i like trader joe s brand of tuna), imported parmesan cheese, red onion, peeled and cut into crescents (my addition), garlic-flavored croutons

dried spaghetti (whole wheat for better nutrition), egg substitute, parmesan cheese, finely shredded, frozen chopped spinach, thawed, ground turkey or 3/4 lb lean ground beef, onion, chopped, spaghetti sauce, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese (3 oz), bell pepper (green, red, or yellow )

corn tortillas, ground chuck, water, chili powder, salt, kidney beans, drained, no-salt-added stewed tomatoes, undrained, tomatoes, halved, shredded reduced-fat sharp cheddar cheese

oatmeal, scoops whey powder, peanut butter, milk, non-fat dry milk

green apples (peeled and chopped ), snickers candy bars (frozen and then chopped up), cream

absolut citron vodka, orange juice, triple sec, ginger ale (fill to top)