228 rootin tootin fail Recipes

chicken breasts , cut into approx. 2-inch strips, butter, melted (not margarine), progresso brand italian seasoned breadcrumbs, shredded parmesan cheese (not the stuff in a can!)

egg, cocoa, shortening, flour, sour milk (you can sour sweet milk by adding 1 tsp. vinegar), vanilla, salt, baking soda, sugar, boiling water

sugar, evaporated milk, butter or 1/4 lb margarine, marshmallow cream, salt, vanilla extract, walnuts, chocolate chips

cornstarch, water, cold, boiling water, egg whites, sugar, baking soda, vanilla

basmati rice, white or 1 cup brown basmati rice, water or 2 cups chicken stock, saffron strands (optional)

sweet italian sausage, ground chuck, onion, diced, garlic cloves, smashed then minced, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, tomato paste, beef broth, oregano, basil, parsley, brown sugar, fresh ground black pepper, red pepper flakes (optional), dry red wine (make sure it is 1 that is drinkable, i use a really good cabernet)

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, cake flour, milk, lemon extract, vanilla ice cream, berries, for garnish

marshmallow cream, sugar, water, salt, vanilla extract, chopped pecans

flour, salt, baking soda, lard, brand of your choice, whole egg, lemon juice , and add enough water to make for 1 cup of liquid (i use realemon)

prime rib roast , any size will do, pepper (optional), salt (optional)

eggs, cornflour, caster sugar, custard powder, cream of tartar, bicarbonate of soda

flour, salt, sugar, unsalted butter (really cold or frozen), ice water

lean ground beef , preferably 90% lean, salt, pepper, eggs, corn , flake crumbs, skim milk, white onion, finely chopped, rubbed sage , depending on your taste, bacon

flour, baking soda, eggs, lightly beaten, ready to use mincemeat (borden s or nonesuch), sweetened condensed milk, walnuts , coarsley chopped, mixed candied fruit (2 cups), walnuts , for decorating, maraschino cherry , for decorating