228 rootin tootin fail Recipes

all-purpose flour, white sugar, salt, baking powder, lard, cold water, egg yolk, vanilla extract, distilled white vinegar

bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, finely chopped, toasted walnut , pecan, macadamia, or other nuts, chopped, optional, unsalted butter, at room temperature, pure vanilla extract, marshmallows, sugar, evaporated milk

all-purpose flour, cake pastry flour (or use 3 cups all purpose), sugar, salt, butter, very cold, lard, very cold, egg yolk, ice water, vinegar

all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, sugar, vegetable shortening, egg, cider vinegar, ice water

dark chocolate cake mix, butter, room temperature, dark brown sugar (if you like a less sweeter taste use 1/4 cup), water, eggs, vanilla, chopped walnuts or 3/4 cup chocolate chips

plain flour, baking powder, salt, butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla, milk, blueberries (fresh or frozen )

flour, sugar, salt, shortening (not refrigerated , don tsp use oil, lard, margarine or butter), water, white vinegar or 1 tbsp cider vinegar, egg

all-purpose flour, salt, eggs, room temperature, water, room temperature, beef drippings or 1/2 cup use melted butter, milk, room temperature

flour, baking powder, butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, salt

chocolate chips (can use just about any kind of chocolate if you don tsp have chips around -- just be sure to add sugar), heavy cream, butter (or even more if you like it, it adds shine), sugar (i like it not too sweet, so i add just a couple of tbsp), vanilla

oranges (or any combination) or 6 grapefruits (or any combination) or 6 lemons (or any combination), sugar

all-purpose flour, sugar, cocoa powder, salt, baking powder, vegetable oil, eggs, vanilla, chopped walnuts (optional)

old-fashioned rolled oats, all purpose flour, baking soda, salt, butter, room temperature, golden brown sugar, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts, milk chocolate chips

egg yolks, shortening, salt, cream (or half & half), baking powder, flour, approximately