179 res Recipes

powdered sugar , (and some for dusting), eggs, vanilla extract, lemon zest, whole milk ricotta cheese, cooked arborio rice, toasted pine nuts (or almonds), puff pastry sheets (they re thick !), unsalted melted butter

fresh broccoli (5-6 cups florets ), bacon, chopped red onion, dried cranberries (if you use craisins, be sure they re not orange-flavored!), mayonnaise, sugar, red wine vinegar

wagon wheel macaroni (we use gia russa), sloppy joe sandwich sauce (we use hunt manwhich), ground beef (if you re vegetarian, we also like to use morningstar farms crumbles. it s completely meatless, and ), shredded cheddar cheese

fresh basil leaves (if you re not going to use fresh basil, don tsp bother.), olive oil, garlic cloves, parsley, pine nuts, parmesan cheese, grated, romano cheese, grated, salt and pepper, to taste

vegetable broth (i used low sodium and 99% fat free chicken) or 2 (14 -21 oz) cans chicken broth (i used low sodium and 99% fat free chicken), water, shredded cabbage, diced tomatoes (i use tomatoes with green chilies), extra-thick tomato sauce, potatoes, cut into 1/2 inch cubes , i used yukon gold (2 cups), carrots, sliced 1/4 inch thick (2 cups), onion, chopped (1/2 cup), stalks celery , including tops chopped (1 cup), bay leaves, salt, dried basil leaves, pepper, frozen creamed spinach, thawed (we re not hip on creamed spinach, use regular spinach or just leave out all together.), land o lakes cheddar cheese, shredded (1 cup)

ground turkey breast, orange , rind of, grated, orange , juice of, fresh, water chestnuts, chopped, onions, finely chopped, rinsed and drained, garlic cloves (3 if they re small), ground ginger, ground cayenne pepper, to your taste (less (or more ), low sodium soy sauce, flour (see preparation note below), hoisin sauce, toasted sesame oil (asian style ), hoisin sauce, lettuce, reduced-calorie hamburger buns

turbinado sugar, meyer lemons, roughly 1 . 5-2 cups (more if they re small), black tea bags, water

bread flour (use clear flour if you can get it), rye flour (white , if you ve got it, i used regular rye flour and it was fine), salt (1.5 tsp. of table , but a lot more if you re using kosher or sea ), instant yeast, caraway seeds, molasses (blackstrap is too strong), shortening (i used melted butter), water, at room temperature, bread flour, rye flour, salt, instant yeast, caraway seeds, molasses, shortening (i used melted butter), water, at room temperature, cocoa powder (unsweetened , or use carob powder or coffee powder), water , for dissolving cocoa powder

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

flour, cinnamon, ground ginger, baking soda, ground nutmeg, salt, butter, softened, brown sugar, egg, molasses, sour cream (may use low-fat), cream cheese, softened (may use low-fat), marshmallow creme, blueberries (fresh or frozen , if frozen make sure they re thawed)

penne or 3/4 lb other small pasta, shrimp, shelled, deveined , well sponged, olive oil, salt and pepper, tomato sauce (food doesn tsp recognize gazpacho, so it s not , it s gazpacho you need to use for this re), tomato, diced, flat-leave parsley, tabasco jalapeno sauce

cake, butter, sugar, eggs, flour, baking powder, allspice, cinnamon, vanilla, white raisins (you could also use chopped dates), chopped pecans, milk, juice of 4 lemons (5 if they re small), unsweetened flaked coconut, sugar, water, cornstarch

beef short ribs (bone in ), beef bouillon (i use caldo de res), diced tomatoes, organic or 4 roma tomatoes, diced, yellow onion, chopped, kosher salt, pepper, coarsely ground, baby carrots (approx size), stalks celery, chopped, head cabbage, chopped, pearl barley (approx size)

butter, cinnamon graham crackers, brownie mix, water, oil, whole eggs, vanilla frosting, marshmallows, cinnamon hearts candies (optional)

whole wheat pastry flour, quick oats, baking soda, baking powder, cocoa powder, sucanat (unrefined cane sugar), eggs, pureed prune baby food, pumpkin puree, maple syrup, milk chocolate chips, peanut butter chips

instant yeast, bread flour, water, at room temperature, instant yeast, bread flour, salt (actually, .7 oz. , if you re using kosher or sea , it ll be more than 2.75 tsp.), malt drink powder (or 1 tbsp. malt syrup, honey, or brown sugar), baking soda, cornmeal

flour, oats, sugar, salt, baking powder, baking soda, non-dairy milk, canola oil, vanilla, fresh or frozen strawberries. if they re frozen , defrost first.