14 potato drink Recipes

boneless beef roast (chuck, shoulder, arm, trimmed of fat), lipton onion soup mix or 1 (1 1/4 oz) envelope mushroom soup mix, water (approximate), dry sherry (kind you drink, not cooking sherry), potatoes, peeled (waxy, not baking potatoes), carrots, peeled, cut in half (i prefer california carrots because they are sweeter), black pepper, low-sodium beef bouillon cube, mushrooms, drained (optional), cornstarch, cold water

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

stewing beef, flour, celery ribs, 1-inch pieces, parsnips , 1-inch pieces, turnip, cut into large pieces, rosemary, thyme, black pepper, water, guinness stout (drink the other half!), beef bouillon cubes , dissolved in 1 cup hot water, flour, mixed well with 1 cup water as thickener, oil, butter, garlic cloves, crushed, carrots , 1-inch pieces, onions, cut into large pieces, potatoes, cut into large pieces, oregano, basil, salt and pepper

cola drink, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, lemon, thinly sliced, soy sauce, vegetable oil, divided, boneless chuck roast, trimmed, ground pepper, carrots, diagonally sliced (about 1 1/2 lb.), yukon gold potatoes, peeled and cut into eighths (3 lb.), onions , cut into eighths, cornstarch

firm tofu, drained, water , to cook tofu, light miso, white wine vinegar, salt, eggplants, peeled and sliced (1/4-inch slices), flour, salt , for sweating eggplant, oil , for frying eggplant, zucchini, thinly sliced, potatoes, peeled and very thinly sliced, onion, chopped, olive oil, garlic cloves, minced, white wine vinegar, tomato sauce, dry textured vegetable protein (tvp), boiling water for hydrating the textured vegetable protein, worcestershire sauce, oregano, chopped, parsley, chopped, salt, divided (or to taste, i use seasoned salt), canola oil (or other vegetable oil, or dairy butter), flour, coconut milk , oat, hemp (drinking variety) or 2 cups soymilk (dairy milk will also work), egg beaters egg substitute (completely optional), salt, cinnamon

beef stew meat, large chunks or 3 lbs pot roast, kosher salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, canola oil or 3 tbsp olive oil, flour, onion, peel and sliced thick in rounds, garlic cloves, peel and smashed, plain diced tomatoes with juice, dry red wine, good enough to drink, beef broth, dried thyme leaves, whole bay leaves, red onions, peeled, sliced thick, carrots, peeled and cut into 2-inch chunks, parsnips, peeled , cut into 1/2-inch coins, yukon gold potatoes, peels on and cut into chunks, olive oil, kosher salt, season to taste, fresh ground black pepper, season to taste

spicy soy chorizo, potatoes, soy drink, crackers, creamcheese, soy mayo, basil pesto, leafs of endivia (in portuguese sorry ), sesame seeds, salt, pepper, dried mint, parsley

haddock fillets, skin on , scaled and pinboned, milk, bay leaves, potatoes, peeled, big bunch fresh flat-leaf parsley, finely chopped, handful fresh mint, finely chopped, lemons , zested, eggs, red chile, finely chopped, sea salt and freshly ground black pepper, plain all-purpose flour, sunflower oil, for deep-frying, lemons, to serve

cola soft drink, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, lemon, thinly sliced, soy sauce, vegetable oil, divided, boneless chuck roast, trimmed, fresh coarsely ground pepper, carrots (about 1 1/2 lb.), diagonally sliced, yukon gold potatoes (3 lb.), peeled and cut into eighths, onions , cut into eighths, cornstarch

butter, onion, chopped, peeled, sliced carrot, chopped celery, diced red potatoes, skin on, chicken broth, flour, milk, grated white cheddar cheese, dry mustard, cayenne, beer (cook drinks the rest)

rendered bacon fat, sugar, yellow onion, chopped, shredded red cabbage (about 1/2 of a medium-sized head), tart apples, cored and sliced thin, but not peeled (i.e. jonathans), caraway seed, cider vinegar, bratwurst (or german style smoked sausage links), new potato, salt and pepper, beer (not to drink, it s for the recipe)

bacon, thick slices, rind removed , cut crosswise into 1/2 pieces, onion, medium, yellow, and diced, garlic cloves, minced, canola oil, boneless beef chuck, trimmed and cut into 1-inch cubes, red wine, good enough quality for drinking, try a california cab, brandy, veal stock , can sub with beef stock (preferably home made, then high quality commercial), bacon, rind 3-inch square (optional), bay leaves, dried thyme, beurre manie (equal parts softened unsalted butter and all purpose flour mixed together into a thick paste), carrots, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch thick rounds, potatoes , large, waxy, peeled, and cut into 1-inch cubes, mushrooms, fresh, salt and pepper, cauliflower florets, green beans, ends trimmed