99159 orange crumble christmas pies Recipes

deep dish pie shells, berries (thawed if frozen ), sugar, water, cornstarch, lemon juice, vanilla, salt, cinnamon, brown sugar, flour, oats, butter, melted

deep dish pie crust, cooking apples, sugar, cinnamon, sugar, all-purpose flour, butter, melted

all-purpose flour, plain white cornmeal, powdered sugar, chopped fresh rosemary, salt, cold butter , cut into pieces, very cold water, sweet potatoes, eggs, granulated sugar, evaporated milk, butter, melted, orange zest, fresh orange juice, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, vanilla extract

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, butter, cubed, cold lemon-lime soda or ginger ale, white vinegar, ice water, eggs, sweet potatoes, peeled, cooked and mashed, evaporated milk, sugar, brown sugar, butter, melted, grated orange peel, ground cinnamon, vanilla extract, salt, ground allspice, gingersnap cookies, butter, cubed, sugar, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, heavy whipping cream, sugar, maple syrup

sliced bacon, flour, light brown sugar, unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small cubes, good extra-sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, golden delicious apples (about 1 1/2 lbs total), peeled, cored and sliced 1/4 thick, granulated sugar, grated lemon zest, store-bought pie shell , prebaked according to package directions

unflavored gelatin, cold water, white sugar, all-purpose flour, salt, milk, vanilla extract, flaked coconut, heavy whipping cream, egg whites, cream of tartar, pie crust, baked, flaked coconut

pack pumpkin (you can use canned but fresh is better ), apple butter, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground ginger (to taste), ground nutmeg, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, evaporated milk, pie crusts (2 if you want a top on it)

gelatin, water, cold, sugar, divided, flour, salt, milk, vanilla, almond extract, whipping cream , whipped until stiff, egg whites, cream of tartar, flaked coconut, pie crusts, baked

unflavored gelatin, cold water, sugar, divided, flour, salt, milk, vanilla, almond extract, cream, egg whites, cream of tartar, flaked coconut, pie crusts

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

oranges, french vanilla ice cream, grand marnier, ground cinnamon, fresh mint

shortening or 1 cup butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla, orange zest, flour, salt, baking powder, milk

all-purpose flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, unsalted butter, softened, powdered sugar, egg, shredded orange peel, orange extract, chopped dried cherries or 1 1/2 cups cranberries, chopped pistachios, melted white chocolate baking bar (optional), powdered sugar (optional)

flour, salt, sugar, vegetable shortening, real butter, cut up, orange zest, orange juice, sugar, brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger, salt, pack pumpkin, evaporated milk, eggs, orange zest, beaten egg yolk, water, whipping cream, sugar, bourbon

pillsbury refrigerated pie crust , softened as directed on box (from 15 oz. box), marzipan (about 1/3 cup), butter, softened, old fashioned oats, flour, cherry pie filling, almond extract

sliced bacon, flour, light brown sugar, unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small cubes, extra-sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, golden delicious apples, peeled, cored and sliced 1/4 inch thick (about 1 1/2 lb), granulated sugar, lemon peel, grated, store-bought pie shells , prebaked according to package directions

egg yolks, milk, sugar, salt, knox unflavored gelatin, water, rum (2 jiggers), rum flavoring, egg whites, sugar, heavy cream, shaved hershey s chocolate candy bar, oronoque orchards frozen pie crusts

oranges, black olives, pink grapefruit, juiced, orange, juiced, cold-pressed, fruity olive oil (for example the picual variety), mint leaves, to garnish