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butter, vegetable oil, shrimp, cleaned, scallops, cut up if large ones, crabmeat, salt, garlic, minced, thyme, red pepper flakes, basil, heavy cream, cooking sherry, grated parmesan cheese

i use a 3 1/2 to 4 lb chuck roast, well marbelized with fat, and if you can find a bone-in roast, that s better yet (but it s almost always boneless chuck that you find at the grocer). i like to quickly rinse the roast in cold water just before i lay it on the cutting board to coat it with seasoned flour. place the following ingredients in a small baggie and shake the closed bag to mix it up, flour, salt, garlic salt, crazy mixed-up salt (if you can tsp get this seasoning, use seasoned salt instead, but jane s is by far the best), pepper, use your hands to generously pat the seasoned flour into the roast, on both sides, flipping the roast a couple times and repeating the process., in a dutch oven or roasting pan large enough to hold the roast, heat 1 tbsp oil over medium high heat - you want your pan and oil to be hot enough to sear the roast well when you put it in the pan. when the oil is just about to the smoking point, put the roast in and cover the pan. let the meat sear until nicely browned on the bottom, then flip the roast. let it sear for a minute or two on the second side, then add, beef stock (i much prefer the boxed stock to the canned broth - it just seems to give the gravy a much richer taste in the end), cover the roasting pan and place it in a pre-heated 300 degree oven. roast for 4 to 5 hours, until the meat is fork tender and falls apart easily. i check the roast each hour, quickly opening the lid, just to make sure the stock has not evaporated. as long as your pan has a good seal on it, this shouldn tsp happen. but if necessary, add more stock to the pan., an hour before the roast is done , prepare the mashed potatoes. peel 6 large red potatoes (these work better - at least for me - because they are much moister than the russets, so the mashed potatoes are creamier); cut into 1/4th, and place them in a large saucepan - rinse the cut potatoes 2 times in cold water, then cover them in fresh cold water and place the pan over medium high heat; boil until tender. this is usually about 30 minutes, but it depends on the size of your cuts, so just cook them until you can easily insert a fork into a potato. drain potatoes well, reserving 1 cup of the water for the gravy. add the following to the hot potatoes, butter, sour cream, milk, salt, crazy mixed up salt (use regular salt or garlic salt if jane s salt is not available), pepper, i use a hand masher , but you can use an electric mixer or however you chose to mash the potatoes into a creamy yet firm texture. add more milk if potatoes are too stiff. place the mashed potatoes in a buttered casserole dish, cover with foil, and place in the oven to keep warm while you make the gravy., prepare the gravy, melt 2 tbsp butter, stir in 1/4 cup flour to make a paste, stir in enough beef stock to thin the paste enough to pour., finished roast from the pan and place it on a plate; cover meat with foil to keep warm., place the roasting pan over a medium flame and bring the liquid to a gentle boil (i usually seem to have about 1 1/2 to 2 cups liquid in the pan when the roast is done - if you have less, just use the beef stock to increase your liquid)., use a whisk to gradually whisk in the butter/flour/stock liquid., add 2 tbsp beef base - i use tone s (i prefer beef base to buillon - has a richer flavor and is really worth having on hand, but if you can tsp find this, try knorr s beef buillon extra large cubes), add the 1 cup of reserved potato water, add 1/2 cup beef stock, taste the gravy and see if you want more seasoning. i usually find i don tsp need to add anything at this point, since i have the seasoning from the flour coating and the stock and the beef base. if you think you need more seasoning, add salt and pepper to your taste. beef base will also give you more saltiness., keep the gravy warm while you uncover the meat and use 2 forks to pull the meat apart into small to medium chunks., you are now ready to assemble...

flour tortilla (75 g), chicken breasts (4 slices deli), mushroom, sliced, low-fat cheddar cheese

whole wheat bread, banana (great way to use up over-ripe ones!), smooth cashew butter, generous sprinkle cinnamon

boneless, skinless chicken breasts, big andouille sausage links, bell pepper diced, onion diced, celery stalks diced, chopped okra, diced tomatoes or dice fresh ones up, try and keep the juice though, garlic cloves chopped, creole seasoning to taste (recipe is at end of the jambalaya recipe in this blog ), tobasco sauce to taste, chef emeril s creole seasoning, paprika, salt, garlic powder, onion powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper, dried leaf oregano, dried leaf thyme

marshmallows, cut in pieces (use the large ones only , about 32), dates, cut up, graham cracker crumbs, finely crushed ,plus a little extra for rolling, chopped walnuts, whipping cream

potatoes , preferably waxy ones, peeled and cut into halves., onions, thinly sliced, extra virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, chopped, salt & pepper to taste, tomatoes (canned are fine) coarsely diced or broken up, more tsp of dried oregano (fresh if possible)

tricolor spiral pasta, giardiniera,drained and cut up, one 2-1/4oz)sliced ripe olives, pimiento-stuffed olives,drained and sliced, roasted sweet peppers,drained and chopped, summer sausage,cubed, pepper jack cheese,cubed, italian dressing

ripe pineapple (about 3 lb), papaya, fresh, peeled and cut up, maraschino cherry , cherries. sliced, marshmallows, quartered (note if you don tsp have the large marshmallows, you can sub 11/2 cups of the miniature ones), heavy cream , whipped, ripe bananas, sliced, flaked coconut

sliced bacon, diced, onion, chopped, one 8 ounces) sauerkraut, rinsed and drained, stewed tomatoes, cut up, brown sugar, caraway seeds

honey or molasses, applesauce, unsweetened, skim milk , or make up instant milk (to liquid form) and use it, eggs, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, dark brown sugar, whole-wheat flour, baking powder, all-purpose flour, baking soda, chocolate chips , or any flavor really that which you like best, nuts , i prefer pecans or hazel (whatever you like best), oats (quick-cooking or old-fashioned), dried cereal , like corn flakes, i use ones high in fiber, raisins , dried cherries, or other dried fruit (again whatever you like best)

olive oil, onion, chopped, chicken, cut up in 6 inch pieces, turmeric, pepper, ginger, cinnamon, water, zucchini, cut in half round ones, rice, water