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christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

hard-cooked eggs, peeled and chopped, minced red onion, mayonnaise, prepared mustard, salt, pepper, bacon, cooked and crumbled, original recipe calls for 1/3 cup diced celery. i never keep celery around and i prefer onion so i made this change.

freezable holdable mashed potatoes save this 1, this is a tt recipe make once for future dinners always great even after months of freezing, holdable mashed potatoes with garlic variation, no extra butter, yet great flavor and good texture. use yukon gold potatoes for best flavor. use russets if you must; i never try to mash or freeze red potatoes. if potatoes look watery before freezing, don tsp worry; the liquid will be absorbed as the dish reheats.

butter, softened, brown sugar, white sugar, instant vanilla pudding mix, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda, semisweet chocolate chips

taco seasonings or chicken taco seasoning, olive oil, cracked black pepper to taste, pork tenderloin, (diced into small bite size pieces), pico de gallo, ripe tomatoes, diced and seeded, white onion, diced, red onion, diced, fresh cilantro, chopped, jalapeno, seeded and chopped, garlic, minced, cracked black pepper, salt, juice of 1 lime, fixings, corn tortillas, fresh guacamole (if desired), shredded mexican blend cheese, shredded lettuce, sour cream, lime wedges (allow at least 1/2 per serving)

crisco (may use 2 sticks unsalted butter ), boiling water, sugar, all bran, salt, eggs, well-beaten, dry yeast, lukewarm water, unbleached white flour (never use over 7 cups, usually just 6 cups is sufficient, because dough will be soft)

water (i never warm the ), yeast, oil, honey, whole spelt flour, salt

bread -broken or sliced into 1/2 inch pieces, turkey neck and giblets (minus the liver unless you really like it), chopped celery, celery seed, diced onions, olive or conola oil, butter (up to 1/4 lbs.), pouttry base boullin to taste + 1 can of chicken broth, eggs, breakfast sausge, grnulated garlic, rubbed sage, kosher salt & fresh ground pepper to taste, oysters plan (or smoked ) -optional

very finely chopped cabbage (about the size of rice), shredded carrots, minced onions (i grate mine,mainly just using the juice), sugar, salt, pepper, mayo, milk, buttermilk, tarragon vinegar.(dont worry i never have that stuff ,i use cider vinegar)

egg, sugar i use half splenda, salt, milk, all purpose flour, baking powder, melted butter or veg oil, vanilla or almond or your favorite

sliced onion, diced green pepper (i never use this, since i can tsp eat bell pepper), minute rice, oil or butter, water, tomato sauce (8 oz each) or 2 can diced tomatoes (2 lb each) and omit the 2 cups water, salt, black pepper, picante sauce to taste for heat ( i use 2 tbsp of medium)

brownie base, sugar, flour, baking cocoa, salt, vegetable or canola oil, eggs, vanilla extract, cookie dough topping, butter, softened, brown sugar, white sugar, half-and-half, vanilla extract, flour, glaze, semisweet or milk chocolate chips, shortening ( i never use this)

flour, soda, cinnamon, salt, cooking oil, eggs, sugar, vanilla, ripe bananas, crushed pineapple

crust pie shell , blind baked., cornstarch, sugar, fresh raspberries, washed, heavy cream (i never measure, so i am not too sure), icing sugar

eggs, sugar, vanilla (okay,,my spoon runneth over), butter, melted and cooled (as always, never substitute), flaked coconut, buttermilk, pie shell (i know, shame, shame)

chocolate chips, walnuts, black beans, drained and rinsed, eggs (or egg beaters), baking cocoa, baking powder, vanilla, almond extract, red apple, cored, but skin left on, cut in chunks, granular splenda - optional if you like a sweeter taste

mile high lemon meringue secrets, lemon meringue pie may be an american classic , but it can be tricky to prepare. there s the crust with all its issues, then the tart filling and the meringue itself, which is all too prone to weeping. and that topping is never, ever as tall and fluffy as we would like. we wanted to figure out how to make a perfect lemon meringue pie with a sky-high topping. here s what we discovered, make the meringue with a hot sugar syrup (what the professionals call italian-style meringue). this ensures that the meringue is cooked through and stable enough to be piled high on top of the filling. the addition of a little cream of tartar to the egg whites while mixing also helps to stabilize the meringue.flavor the filling with both lemon zest and lemon juice for the brightest citrus flavor. remember to strain the filling to remove the zest, which would mar the otherwise silky smooth filling.use a rubber spatula to spread the meringue over the filled pie, making sure to stick the meringue to the edge of the pie crust to prevent the topping from shrinking. once all the meringue is on the pie, use the spatula to make the spikes and peaks of meringue., all-purpose flour , for dusting, brisee (pie dough) for 1 single 9 inch pie crust, egg, heavy cream, cornstarch, cake flour, salt, sugar, egg yolks, lightly beaten, fresh lemon juice, lemon rind, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, egg whites, sugar, salt