1962 microwave wet Recipes

ricotta cheese , whole milk (if it is wet, strain it), eggs , large, cheese , parmesan, finely grated, pepper, finely ground, parsley, finely chopped flat leaf, pasta , fresca (filomena s fresca), marinara sauce (recipe #rz.279041), fresh basil leaf

ketchup, water, brown sugar, white sugar, freshly ground black pepper, onion powder, dry mustard powder, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, apple cider vinegar, light corn syrup, spare ribs, seasoning mix , recipe follows, paprika, sugar, onion powder

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

meat filling for polish dumplings, makes about 1 cup, enough to fill 32 to 34 dumplings., rather than cooking onions separately for the filling , we incorporate some of the caramelized onions used to garnish the dumplings., percent lean ) ground beef, ground pork, reserved chopped caramelized onions (see step 3 of polish dumplings, related), minced fresh parsley leaves, minced fresh chives, egg white , lightly beaten, salt, ground black pepper, instructions, mix all of the ingredients together in a medium bowl until uniformly combined. use right away to fill pierogi or cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until needed, but no longer than 2 days., mushroom filling for polish dumplings, makes about 1 cup, enough to fill 32 to 34 dumplings., rather than cooking onions separately for the filling , we incorporate some of the caramelized onions used to garnish the dumplings., white mushrooms , wiped clean and quartered, unsalted butter, garlic cloves , minced or pressed through a garlic press (about 1 tbsp), dried porcini mushrooms , rinsed and minced, salt, reserved chopped caramelized onions (see step 3 of polish dumplings, related), sour cream, minced fresh parsley leaves, ground black pepper, instructions, pulse the white mushrooms in a food processor until finely chopped , about 15 pulses; transfer to a bowl and set aside. melt the butter in a 12-inch nonstick skillet over medium heat until shimmering. add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds. stir in the processed mushrooms, porcini mushrooms, and 1/4 tsp salt. cover, turn the heat to medium-low, and cook, stirring occasionally, until the mushrooms are wet and wilted, about 7 minutes., uncover, increase the heat to medium-high heat, and continue to cook until the mushroom liquid has evaporated and the mixture clumps and is starting to brown, about 7 minutes., add the reserved chopped caramelized onions. stir in the sour cream and cook until the mixture is sticky and cohesive but not wet, about 30 seconds. transfer the mixture to a bowl; cool slightly. stir in the parsley and season with salt and pepper to taste before filling the pierogi or cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until needed, but no longer than 2 days., potato and cheese filling for polish dumplings, makes about 1 cup, enough to fill 32 to 34 dumplings., while we prefer the flavor and texture of farmer s cheese here, an equal amount of ricotta cheese can be substituted. use either a food mill or a ricer to process the cooked potatoes for the filling; do not use a food processor or the filling will have a gummy texture. rather than cooking onions separately for the filling, we incorporate some of the caramelized onions used to garnish the dumplings., russet potato (about 9 oz), peeled and sliced 3/4 inch thick, salt, reserved chopped caramelized onions (see step 3 of polish dumplings, related), cheddar cheese , shredded (about 1/3 cup), farmers cheese (about 1/4 cup) (see note ), unsalted butter, ground black pepper, instructions, cover the potatoes by 1 inch of water in a large saucepan and add 1 tbsp salt. bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer and cook until the potatoes are tender and a fork can be slipped easily into the center, 10 to 12 minutes. drain the potatoes into a colander., a food mill or ricer over a medium bowl and process the potatoes into the bowl. add the caramelized onions. stir in the cheeses and butter until incorporated and season with salt and pepper to taste. cool slightly before filling the pierogi or cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until needed, but no longer than 2 days.

ketchup, water, brown sugar, white sugar, black pepper, onion powder, ground mustard, seasoning (neely s ), lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, apple cider vinegar, corn syrup, pork spareribs

hot dogs (i prefer hebrew national, but feel free to choose your own!), butter, onion (diced finely), sugar, ketchup, water, white vinegar, yellow mustard (wet)

garlic, chopped, salt, ground cumin, dried ancho chile powder or 2 tbsp chili powder, ketchup, worcestershire sauce, pickapeppa sauce, store bought jalapeno jelly

flour tortillas, refried beans (i use the taco bell), beef gravy, enchilada sauce (i use medium old el paso for spice), petite diced tomatoes (or can use fresh ), avocado, diced, shredded lettuce , to your liking, shredded cheddar cheese, vidalia onion, diced, sour cream (optional)

dark brown sugar , packed, paprika, cayenne pepper, salt, garlic cloves, crushed, onion powder, black pepper, ground cumin, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce

butter, apples peeled, sliced and cored, brown sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, scoops ice cream, your choice, banana, cream, nuts, your choice, chocolate syrup , recipe follows, recipe wet walnuts , recipe follows, cherry, special equipment : several spoons to share with others, sugar, chocolate powder (recommended : forbes), water, walnuts, simple syrup: (combine 1/2 cup water and 1/2 cup sugar and heat until sugar dissolves; cool)

ground allspice, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ginger, peeled, yellow onion, minced garlic, key lime juice, olive oil, chopped fresh thyme, chipotle puree, kosher salt, chopped scallions

crabmeat, drained , picked clean of shell, lightly squeezed if wet, mayonnaise, sliced scallions , both green and white parts, diced red bell pepper, peeled and grated fresh ginger, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, unsweetened shredded coconut, plus 1 cup more for dredging, panko bread crumbs, plus 1 cup more for dredging, peanut or canola oil, sweet chili sauce, lime wedges, fresh lime juice, sugar, asian fish sauce, water, chopped cilantro leaves, red pepper flakes, chopped lemongrass , tender white part only

olive oil, italian frying peppers, stemmed and seeded, but left whole, salt and pepper, extra virgin olive oil , to taste, italian bread, 14 to 16 inches in length

boneless pork rump roasts , about 3 lb each, hawaiian or coarse salt, ground black pepper, guava jam, prepared, macadamia nut oil, water , plus 1/2 cup, banana leaves , wet, stalk sugar cane, split in half lengthwise, all-natural liquid smoke flavoring

extra-virgin olive oil, garlic , smashed, crushed red pepper flakes, mustard greens, stems removed, cut into 2-inch pieces and washed , left wet, kosher salt, red wine vinegar

dense store-bought loaf dark pumpernickel bread , torn or cut into 1-inch cubes, stale (or dried in a 200-degree warm oven), dense store-bought loaf light rye bread , torn or cut into 1-inch cubes, stale, thick-cut bacon, chopped and browned , fat reserved, eggs, lightly beaten, onions, chopped, garlic (or more to taste), crushed, rosemary, thyme leaves, toasted pecans, rich chicken or turkey stock (more or less depending on your preference for dry or wet stuffing), bourbon

hamburger, garlic ( i used a press), salt and pepper to taste, bread--put it under the facet to get it wet. ring all the water out and crumble it up over the meat., dry bread crumbs, egg, red pepper flakes ( more if you like ), grated parmesan cheese, meat will be almost white from the cheese. you can control the cheese if you want a smaller amount. this is very tasty .