83087 melt your mouth christmas cookies Recipes

back ribs (side ribs will work but will take longer to cook), onions, garlic cloves, sliced, olive oil, salt, pepper, paprika, brown sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, black pepper, lemon pepper, ketchup, chili sauce, your favorite barbecue sauce

all-purpose flour, milk, eggs, butter, melted, white sugar, vanilla extract (optional), milk, cooking spray (such as pam )

flour (1 cup), oat flour (none ), whole wheat flour, sugar (1/2 cup), baking soda, egg, egg white (two eggs total), low-fat plain yogurt, smart balance butter spread, melted (1/4 cup butter), vanilla, strawberry, chopped

eggs, whole milk, butter, flour, salt, sugar, cornstarch, salt, eggs, whole milk, real vanilla, butter, melted, chocolate syrup (i use hersey s)

cinnamon raisin bread (cubed ), sweetened condensed milk, half and milk, vanilla, eggs, butter (melted ), salt, sugar

sugar, flour, salt, lemon juice, grated lemons , rind of (approx. 5 tbsp), egg yolks, milk, melted butter, egg whites

self-rising flour, baking soda, salt, sugar, cold unsalted butter cut into small dime size pieces, buttermilk, heavy cream, all purpose flour for dredging, unsalted butter melted to brush on top

sugar, brown sugar, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, quick-cooking oats, dried cranberries, vanilla or white chips, butter, melted, egg, vanilla extract

tube refrigerated peanut butter cookie dough, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, butter, softened, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, green, red, yellow and brown paste food coloring, assorted decorations : peppermint candies, m&m s, mini vanilla wafers, animal crackers and red shoestring licorice

dark chocolate, butter, sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla essence, golden syrup, plain flour, baking powder, cocoa powder, snicker bars,cut in small squares, chocolate fudge frosting, dark chocolate, butter, level tsp golden syrup, white chocolate,melted

butter, softened, egg yolks, baking powder, baking soda, flour, icing sugar, brandy, almond extract (optional), almonds, chopped and roasted, some rose water or orange flower water (available in many ethnic groceries) or ouzo, extra icing sugar , for rolling the cookies in

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

nonstick cooking spray (pam ), all-purpose flour, wondra flour (in a cardboard can by the flour), baking powder, baking soda, salt, sugar, shortening or 3 tbsp lard, buttermilk, heavy cream, all-purpose flour (for shaping), melted butter

self-rising flour, sugar, baking soda, eggs, sour cream, butter, melted, milk

cookie crumbs (butter cut-out or shortbread type cookies), melted butter, vanilla ice cream, peppermint extract, crushed candy cane

melted butter or 2 tbsp margarine, oreo cookie crumbs, cream cheese, room temperature, granulated sugar, eggs, room temperature, sour cream, room temperature, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, salt, oreo cookies, coarsely chopped, divided

shortening, butter, all-purpose flour, sugar, egg, milk, vanilla, baking soda, semi-sweet chocolate baking square, melted and cooled, milk, chopped candied red cherries, chopped pistachio nut, rum flavoring, powdered sugar icing (optional) or melted chocolate (optional)

walnut oil, egg, agave syrup or 1/4 cup brown rice syrup, brown sugar, vanilla, oats, white whole wheat flour (or 1 cup white and 1/2 cup wheat flour), baking soda, salt, m & s (your choice) or 1 cup raisins (your choice) or 1 cup shredded coconut (your choice) or 1 cup nuts (your choice) or 1 cup chocolate chips (your choice)