93090 melt your honey christmas Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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crushed sour cream and onion potato chips, egg, milk and8 Morecrushed sour cream and onion potato chips, egg, milk, chicken breast fillets, cut into 1 1/2 inch cubes, butter, melted, mayonnaise, honey, yellow mustard, lemon juice or 1/2 lemon, juice of, horseradish , to taste, orange juice (more or less as needed)40 min, 11 ingredients
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Christmas Candy Cane Freezer Cake
chocolate wafer crumbs (finely crushed ), melted butter and8 Morechocolate wafer crumbs (finely crushed ), melted butter, sugar, semi-sweet chocolate chips, whipping cream , unwhipped, powdered sugar (can use less if desired), cream cheese, softened, peppermint extract, cream (measure out 1-1/2 cups after whipping), coarsely chopped candy cane (or can use hard crushed peppermint candies)5 hour , 10 ingredients -
Sticky Honey Cinnamon Rolls
water, egg, oil, honey, unbleached all-purpose flour and10 Morewater, egg, oil, honey, unbleached all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, powdered milk, fine sea salt, active dry yeast, melted butter, honey, cinnamon, melted butter, honey, powdered milk3 hour 30 min, 15 ingredients -
Honey-Glazed Ham With Fresh Pineapple Chutney
honey, orange juice, pre-packaged cooked ham and5 Morehoney, orange juice, pre-packaged cooked ham, fresh pineapple, skinned, cored and cut into 1/2-inch cubes, non-alcoholic apple cider brandy (i use real brandy), red onion, chopped, cinnamon stick, crushed red pepper flakes (or more to your taste )1 hour 5 min, 9 ingredients -
Christmas Pudding Shots
christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients -
Slammin' Sausage Pancakes with Honey Maple Syrup (Aaron McCargo, Jr.)
bulk breakfast sausage, self-rising flour, sugar, salt and12 Morebulk breakfast sausage, self-rising flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, buttermilk, eggs, separated, melted butter , plus 2 tbsp, for frying pancakes, honey maple butter , recipe follows, powdered sugar, to garnish, maple syrup , for serving, butter, softened, honey, maple syrup, salt, ground cinnamon40 min, 16 ingredients -
Honey-ricotta Bread
honey & ricotta bread and13 Morehoney & ricotta bread, copyright 2008 earthwatersunwind yahoo.com, wet ingredients, ricotta cheese, low-fat or whole milk, butter, melted in medium bowl and still warm, honey, sugar (optional), almost-boiling water (very hot ), dry ingredients, white whole wheat flour, bread flour, instant yeast, salt, extra bread flour , set aside20 min, 14 ingredients -
Roasted Parsnips, Turnips, and Rutabagas with Ancho-Spiced Honey Glaze
butter, melted, divided, honey, fresh lemon juice and11 Morebutter, melted, divided, honey, fresh lemon juice, garlic clove, minced, chopped fresh thyme, ground ancho chiles, ground cumin, ground cinnamon, cayenne pepper, parsnips, peeled , thin ends halved lengthwise, thick ends quartered lengthwise, cut crosswise into 2-inch pieces, turnips, peeled, cut into 1-inch wedges, rutabaga, trimmed, peeled, cut into 3/4-to 1-inch wedges, extra-virgin olive oil, coarse kosher salt2 hour 20 min, 14 ingredients -
Honey-Glazed Pear-Up-Side-Down Cake - Nytimes
honey (chestnut or other intense kind) and11 Morehoney (chestnut or other intense kind), bosc pears, peeled , quartered lengthwise and cored, fresh thyme (optional), sugar, lemon , zest of, finely grated, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, unsalted butter , plus, unsalted butter, melted and cooled, sliced almonds1 hour 30 min, 12 ingredients
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