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Christmas with louise and14 MoreChristmas with louise, As a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., What they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., Year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, During rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., On christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., Next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., My grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., Boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., My grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., Dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., It was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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I had input from several great friends who took their tim... and12 MoreI had input from several great friends who took their time to help in the search., On g, juels , tink, danadooley and magandab., Cherylann from ez cooking, Thanks to all for you time and help. jessica harlan a very busy person took time to research pans and sent me several emails, thank you for taking your time to help a stranger., Magandab sent me a link on g for a pan at target and since i pass it often and by chance the day she sent her message on gr, i stopped and checked the pan made by calphalon., Very heavy, straight sides so it would be easy to attach a candy thermometer and a glass lid with a dip lip with strainer capability., What an incredible pan for $60. why; i am able to put the butter and sugars into the pan and not worry about burning! i made toffee again last night and to really test it, set the temp 1 line about medium on the electric stove. i would stir about every 10 minutes and then do something else; well i was making a cheese cake while the toffee cooked. every time i checked, it was boiling up, stir and i could feel nothing sticking to the bottom and burning like my old copper bottom revere ware steel 3 quart pot., How great to not have to worry about the mixture burning. this is a 4 quart pot. just perfect for the amount of butter and sugar to boil and become a food that should be reserved for the gods., I placed a mat over the pot as it boiled as the cool air was affecting the rise in temperature. the notch in the side for pouring let me leave my bamboo spoon in pot, the thermometer clipped to the side. once the mix reached 285 i poured the mix into the pan and it was so cool to see how the very last bit slipped right out of the pan. this is a fantastic pot for making toffee and recommend without reservation the purchase of this pot by calphalon., Double thanks to magandab for sending me to my perfect candy pan. eating my toffee makes see s toffee-ettes taste like dirt, This is the link magandab sent me, Http://www.target.com/kitchen-essentials-calphalon-hard-anodized-straining/dp/b000jm34km/qid =1234998462/ref=br_1_4/192-4549105-5227516 ie=utf8&node=11082001&frombrowse=1&rh=&page=138 min, 13 ingredients
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Oil and11 MoreOil, Boneless pork shoulder , cut into 1 1/2 inch pieces (or do like me and by a package of pieces!), Salt, Pepper, Red potatoes, quartered, Fresh baby carrots, Homestyle pork gravy, Ketchup, Dried rosemary leaves, Pepper, Ground sage, Frozen green beans, thawed8 hour 15 min, 12 ingredients
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Kingfish or 900 g cod steaks, Salt, Chili powder (cayenne) and11 MoreKingfish or 900 g cod steaks, Salt, Chili powder (cayenne), Turmeric powder, Vegetable oil (the original recipe says 9 tblsp), Fennel seed, Mustard seeds, Onions, chopped, Garlic, chopped, Gingerroot, chopped (optional), Cumin powder, divided, Tomatoes, chopped (the recipe says 1 14 oz can for those who use canned tomatoes -for me the fresh ones do fine), Garam masala, Green chilies, chopped (optional)1 hour , 14 ingredients
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Pork loin, Granny smith apples, thick sliced skin on and14 MorePork loin, Granny smith apples, thick sliced skin on, Bosc pear, thick sliced skin on (anjou to me is too soft), White wine, Apple cider (not apple juice), Chicken broth, Onions , rough chopped, Nutmeg, Garlic, minced, Fresh rosemary, minced, Bay leaves, Sweet potatoes, peeled and cut in quarters do not chop fine, Olive oil, Butter (1 to saute, 2 for the crock pot), Kosher salt, Ground black pepper8 hour 20 min, 16 ingredients
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The Devil Made Me Do It Deviled EggsHard-cooked eggs, peeled, cut in half , and yolks mashed ... and7 MoreHard-cooked eggs, peeled, cut in half , and yolks mashed in a bowl, Mayonnaise, Dijon mustard, Caribbean-style habanero sauce , plus more for garnish if desired, Curry powder, Garlic powder, Salt, Black pepper30 min, 8 ingredients
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Just Trust Me Bistro Chicken SaladCooked chicken breasts, cubed, Canola oil, Orange juice and9 MoreCooked chicken breasts, cubed, Canola oil, Orange juice, White vinegar, Salt, Cooked rice, cold, Green grapes, halved, Chopped celery , strings removed, Pineapple tidbits, drained , retain juice for dressing, Mandarin oranges, drained, Almonds, Mayonnaise , for dressing, do not use low-fat1 hour 20 min, 12 ingredients
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Fall in My Crock Pot and Curry Me over (Ww Core)Chopped onion, Garlic cloves, Fresh ginger, minced and17 MoreChopped onion, Garlic cloves, Fresh ginger, minced, Stalks celery, cut 1/4 inch thick, Parsnips, peeled and cut into 1/4 inch thick coins, Carrots, peeled and cut into 1/4 inch thick coins, Butternut squash, cubed in 3/4 to 1 inch pieces, Potatoes, peeled and cubed in 3/4 to 1 inch pieces, Tomatoes and green chilies, Tomato sauce, Chicken broth, Curry powder, Garam masala, Cayenne pepper, Salt and pepper, Lean ground turkey (do not use regular ground turkey as it will be far too oily) or 3/4 lb ground turkey breast (do not use regular ground turkey as it will be far too oily), Sun-dried tomatoes, finely diced, Garlic clove, minced, Garam masala, Oats (coarse chopped or ground )5 hour 30 min, 20 ingredients
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Blueberry MuffinsWanted . . . time, By grace allard morse and29 MoreWanted . . . time, By grace allard morse, Time to have my close friends in, Drink a cup of tea, Time to read the book of verse, My sister sent to me., Time to sort my linens out, Stack them in neat rows, Time to look my scrapbook o er, Work with rhyme and prose., Time to bake some muffins, Time to listen to the lark, At morning s early dawn ., Time to cut the pink roses, Time to plan the garden, I have wanted for a year., Time to breakfast leisurely, Scan the paper through . . ., Time, just to do the things, I really want to do., Blueberry muffins, Flour, Baking powder, Salt, Sugar, Vanilla, Butter, melted, Egg, Milk30 min, 31 ingredients
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Cinnamon Swirl Bread With IcingActive dry yeast or 4 1/2 tsp bread machine yeast and11 MoreActive dry yeast or 4 1/2 tsp bread machine yeast, Warm water, Warm milk, Eggs, lightly beaten, Sugar, Butter or 6 tbsp margarine, softened, Salt, All-purpose flour, Ground cinnamon, Sugar, Milk, Vanilla or 1 tsp cinnamon, depending on your taste...or you can do 1 of each like me2 hour 30 min, 12 ingredients
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Twelve Days Of Christmas InterestingThere is 1 christmas carol that has always baffled me . and22 MoreThere is 1 christmas carol that has always baffled me ., What in the world do leaping lords , french hens, Swimming swans , and especially the partridge who won tsp come out, Pear tree have to do with christmas today, i found out., Until 1829, roman catholics in england were, Not permitted to practice their faith openly. someone, During that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young catholics., It has two levels of meaning : the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember., Partridge in a pear tree was jesus christ ., Two turtle doves were the old and new testaments., Three french hens stood for faith, hope and love., Four calling birds were the four gospels of matthew , mark, luke & john., Five golden rings recalled the torah or law, the first five books of the old testament., Six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation., Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the holy spirit--prophesy , serving, teaching, Exhortation , contribution, leadership, and mercy., Eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes ., Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the holy spirit--love , joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, Faithfulness , gentleness, and self control., Ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments ., Eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples., Twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the apostles creed ., There is your history for today. this knowledge was shared with me and i found it interesting and enlightening and now i know how that strange song became a christmas carol23 ingredients
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