546 me Recipes

Devil made me do it chocolate cake, Duncan hines devil s food cake mix or brand of choice 1 large banana sliced, Cool whip lite whipped topping thawed chocolate curls optional, Lite cherry pie filling

Oil, Onion, chopped, Carrot, sliced, Minced beef, Potato, cut into small pieces, Beef bouillon cube (to personal taste)

Brown sugar, Butter, Dark unsweetened cocoa, Buttermilk, Flour, Salt, Vanilla, Baking powder, Baking soda, Unsweetened chocolate, Softened butter, Icing sugar, Vanilla, Half and half

Dried & salted cod fillets; cut into strips about two inches (5cm) wide and six inches (15cm) long., Eggs, Yellow corn meal ., A pinch of basil , optional., A bit of butter , or olive oil, for cooking., Bell peppers, sliced into rings or strips. i use 1 green and 1 read to add colour., Onion, sliced into rings., Zucchini squash sliced into 1/2 (about 2cm) thick rounds., Summer squash cut crosswise into 1/2 thick slabs ., New potatoes , cubed at about 1 (2cm+) on a side., Grits ., Salt & fg pepper to taste.

Leftover steak , any meat will do really, Yellow bell pepper , again its what i had any will do, Red onion, Mushrooms , i had leftover baby bella so its what i used, Mexi cheese, Spicy tomatoes or salsa, most salsa is to thick for me, i like it lite, Baby spinach , your greens should be healthy too

Lean ground beef (or turkey), Stove top chicken flavor stuffing mix (trust me, the chicken flavor tastes best!), Eggs, Water, Lipton beef and onion soup mix

Good grade fresh strawberries , washed and stem removed, Vanilla ice cream mixed with cream cheese or kulfi ice cream ...., Some golden strings and plastic wraps

Banana, mashed, Lemon juice, Icing sugar, Fresh fruit, sliced or cubed, Egg white (no-no for me as i do not like to use an egg, uncooked in any recipe)

Dough 1-tomato, Tomato sauce, Butter, Brown sugar, Salt, Just trust me , o.k. ), Ketchup, Dry yeast (or 2 1/4 tsp), Warm water, Whole wheat flour or white flour or a blend. i used whole wheat., Dough 2 -whole wheat, Warm water, Butter, Brown sugar, Salt, Pack dry yeast (or 2 1/4 tsp), Whole wheat flour

Christmas with louise, As a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., What they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., Year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, During rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., On christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., Next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., My grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., Boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., My grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., Dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., It was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., Louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

Spanish chorizo , sausage links cut in 1/4-inch slices (the firm chorizo, mexican chorizo is the soft version), Boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut in large pieces, Pork chop , cut in cubes don tsp dice too fine (1-inch thickness, and yes i just ask the guy behind the meat counter for 1), Ham , cut in cubes don tsp dice too fine (1/4-inch thickness, and yes again, i just get a slice from the deli), Shrimp, peeled and tails on (personally i remove mine, but traditionally they are left on), Cod, cut into large pieces (use could use halibut too, any firm white fish), Clams , cherrystone if possible my seafood guy will always clean them for me (rinsed well in a pan of water), Mussels , my seafood guy will always clean them for me (rinsed and cleaned well), Bell peppers, cut in strips (i like to use 1 green and 1 red pepper), Scallions, chopped (green and white parts ), Onion, chopped, Minced garlic, Olive oil, Arborio rice, Chicken broth , sometimes i use a bit more broth (stock if you have home made would be even better), Saffron, Fresh parsley, chopped, Bay leaf, White wine, Lemon juice, Frozen peas, Salt, Pepper, Lemon wedge, Parsley

Every time i thought of making gravlax at home , i nixed the idea because i couldn tsp imagine trying to stuff a whole salmon into my refrigerator. my mother says to me 1 day, why don tsp you just try a lb, kathleen you re not feeding an army., I guess you just don tsp start thinking clearly until you have four children. never occurred to me. off to the butcher i went to buy two pieces of salmon the same size and shape to equal 1 lb. the perfect amount for a family brunch with just enough leftover for a delicious lunch for 1 or two the next day. buying two pieces the same shape is important so when you press them together, flesh to flesh (think salmon sandwich) all surfaces are covered with the marinade., Course you ll be using freshly cracked black pepper , which can be tricky to measure just out of the peppermill. grind on to a piece of paper and then pour into measuring spoon over the zipper-lock bag you ll be marinating the salmon. if you spill, it will end up in the right place., Coarse salt, Brown sugar, Black pepper, Roughly chopped dill with stems , about 1 small bunch, Citrus vodka (optional), Salmon, skin on

Eggs, slightly beaten, Karo syrup, Butter, melted, Salt, Vanilla, Sugar, Pecans, coarsely chopped, Uncooked pie crust

Organic boneless lamb shoulder, cut into 1-inch pieces (i had the butcher cut up the lamb for me), Flour, approximately, Skinned baby potatoes, divided, Baby carrots, Parsnips, peeled and cut into 2 inch chunks, Sweet onion, peeled and chopped, Garlic clove, finely minced, Salt , to taste, Pepper , to taste, Fresh lamb broth (or 2-3 cups unsalted chicken or beef broth), Green peas (if using frozen , thaw first), Cabbage, coarsely chopped, Fresh thyme, stems removed, minced, Fresh parsley, stems removed, minced, Whiskey

Potatoes, Onion, chopped, Skim milk, Low-fat cheese, Diced ham, Chopped cabbage, Salt & pepper, Paprika (if you dare) or cayenne pepper (if you dare), Cooking spray (i use the olive oil 1)

Granulated sugar, Soft shortening ( i did 2 tbsp applesauce + 2 tbsp butter), Egg, Milk (me: soy ), A-p flour (me: 1 cup whole wheat pastry, and 1 1/2 all purpose flour), Baking powder, Salt and cinnamon (i cut back on the , and doubled the cinnamon), Raisins (me: currants), Preheat oven 350 degrees

Frozen bread dough, thawed (overnite in fridge, then on the counter all day), Light brown sugar (me, dark brown. next time 1/3 cup), Walnuts , finely diced ---toasted first : 375 degrees, check after 5 minutes, add 2 minutes, til fragrant and a bit browner, A-p flour plus extra for rolling out dough, Teasp. cinnamon (me, 3 tsp), Tblsp. margarine (me, butter), Fresh blueberries (me, frozen and thawed)

French bread (1/2 inch thick ), Light mayonnaise or 1/4 cup salad dressing, Chopped bell peppers, Chopped green onions, Tomatoes (to garnish, sliced into 4 slices each), Whole cilantro leaves (for garnish ), Chopped fresh cilantro (i wouldn tsp leave out the cilantro for anything-it really makes this appetizer, for me) or 1 tsp parsley, if desired (i wouldn tsp leave out the cilantro for anything-it really makes this appetizer, for me), Shredded colby-monterey jack cheese (2 oz)