614 louise forest Recipes

egg yolks, egg whites, sugar, warm water, cake flour, ground almonds, cocoa, cooked black cherries, stoned, cream , to which the, kirsch , have been incorporated, grated chocolate, maraschino cherry

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

black forest delight, prep : 20 min, ready in: 4 hr, layer size) devil s food cake mix, boiling water, jell-o cherry jelly powder, cold water, sour cream, icing sugar, thawed cool whip whipped topping, drained maraschino cherries, divided, semi-sweet chocolate

port, heated, apricots, chopped, butter, onions, chopped, chopped black forest ham, stale bread, cubed or torn, fresh sage, chopped, parsley, chopped, chicken stock or more to moisten, egg, salt and freshly ground pepper

ground beef, salami, chopped, pepperoni sausage, chopped, onion, minced, stewed tomatoes, tomato sauce, tomato paste, garlic powder, dried oregano, salt, ground black pepper, lasagna noodles, shredded mozzarella cheese, cottage cheese, white american cheese, grated parmesan cheese

red forest fruits (red currants, raspberries, blueberries), seeds of a pomegranate, walnuts, pinenuts, tangerine in slices, green salad, red salad or radichio, pepper, spring onions chopped, chicken breast boiled and cut in small pieces, chives chopped, juice of 2 tangerines, olive oil, mustard spicy

butter, chopped onion, russet potatoes, peeled, coarsely grated, cubes black forest ham or other smoked ham, chopped fresh chives, eggs

dijon mustard, marble rye bread, smoked gouda (2 cups grated ), black forest ham, softened slightly salted butter

toasted oatnut bread, cranberry sauce (relish, not the tube), cream cheese (softened ), jarlsberg cheese (thin slices), black forest ham (thin slices), alfalfa sprout, unsalted sunflower seeds (optional)

baguette , split in half lengthwise with some of the bread removed, blackberry preserves, black forest ham, sliced thinly, brie cheese, rind removed and cut into strips, salt, pepper

boneless skinless chicken breasts , butterflied, paprika, granulated garlic, sea salt, freshly ground whole black peppercorn, german limburger cheese, german black forest ham, flour, eggs, beaten, breadcrumbs, fresh flat-leaf parsley (optional)

boneless skinless chicken breasts, seasoning salt, onion, chopped, potatoes, cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 3 1/2 cups), black forest ham , cut into thin strips, coleslaw mix, caraway seed, crushed

unsalted butter, at room temperature, golden caster sugar, eggs, beaten, plain flour, baking powder, bicarbonate of soda, salt, ground almonds, frozen forest fruit, thawed and drained, limes

eggs, grated monterey jack cheese, cremini mushrooms, cut into thirds, leek (white and light green part, sliced, dark green part cut into strips for tying up bundle), fresh corn kernels, orange tomatoes, sliced into 4 slices each, unsalted butter , more if needed, fresh basil leaf, thinly sliced, olive oil, black forest ham, salt and pepper, for seasoning, chopped chives, for garnish, rustic toast

dijon mustard, marbled rye bread, smoked gouda cheese (2 cups grated ), black forest ham, butter, softened slightly

double cream ,(1 pint), mascarpone cheese ,(9oz), caster sugar, egg yolks, hot strong black coffee ,(2 pints), marsala wine, tia maria liqueur, savoiardi biscuits ,(1lb), fresh fruits of the forest,(raspberries, -- strawberries , redcurrants etc.) (1lb)

country-style bread, cut into 1-inch cubes (about 5 cups), olive oil, red-wine vinegar, garlic, minced, salt, fresh-ground black pepper, fontina, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, halved cherry tomatoes, rib celery, sliced, red onion, chopped, minced fresh parsley, head romaine lettuce, cut into bite-size pieces (about 3 cups), sliced black forest ham , cut into strips approximately 1 1/2 by 1/2 inch

beef tenderloin, olive oil, garlic, minced, dried basil, dried rosemary, crushed, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper to taste