157171 little jack horner christmas chicken pie Recipes

pie shell, baked, water, unflavored gelatin, white sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, egg whites, cream of tartar, white sugar, shredded coconut, almond extract

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pie shells, unbaked, eggs, beaten, milk, salt, pepper, ground nutmeg, chicken, chopped (previously cooked), swiss cheese, grated (or cheddar, monterey jack or havarti), flour

cut-up cooked chicken, frozen corn , medley mix, taco seasoning mix, chopped green chilies (drained ), shredded cheddar cheese or 1 cup monterey jack cheese, milk, biscuit mix, eggs

cooked chicken breasts, red bliss potatoes, sliced, carrots, sliced, onion, diced, monterey jack cheese, flour, chicken broth or 2 cups beef broth, rosemary, thyme, garlic, salt or pepper, brandy (optional) or 1 tbsp cognac (optional), butter, olive oil

pie crusts, butter, olive oil, garlic, minced, onion, chopped, asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces, boneless, skinless chicken breasts, diced, eggs, beaten, half-and-half, dry mustard, salt and pepper to taste, shredded monterey jack cheese, divided

chicken breasts, green bell pepper, serrano peppers, tomato, chopped sweet onion, minced garlic, ground cumin, salt, chicken broth, heavy cream, corn tortillas (6 inch), shredded monterey jack cheese or 3 cups monterey jack pepper cheese

chicken breast fillets, diced, mushroom, roughly chopped, onion, finely diced, spaghetti, chicken stock, basil leaves, salt, pepper

chicken breasts (or your choice of chicken pieces), onion, coarsely chopped, angel hair pasta, fresh sliced mushrooms (a little more at our house, can also use canned mushroom pieces in a pinch), butter or 4 tbsp margarine, garlic powder, salt and pepper, velveeta cheese, cubed, low-fat cream of mushroom soup, grated sharp cheddar cheese

zucchini, thinly sliced, sweet onion, diced, olive oil, flat leaf parsley, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, herbes de provence (or use oregano), kosher salt, black pepper, freshly ground, dijon mustard, eggs, monterey jack cheese, shredded, prepared pie crust

little smokies sausages, grape jelly, barbecue sauce or 42 oz your favorite chili sauce

pie crust, eggs, half-and-half cream, cooked chicken, broken tortilla chips, monterey jack cheese, sharp cheddar cheese, salsa, green chilies, sour cream

cooked chicken, chopped, frozen corn, sliced ripe olives, drained, onion, chopped (1/4 cup), chopped green chili (from 4.5-oz can), shredded monterey jack cheese (8 oz), original bisquick baking mix, eggs, milk, salt, pepper, salsa (from 16-oz jar), guacamole, sour cream

chicken breasts or 1 whole chicken, shredded off bones, salt (i like a little more ), pepper (i prefer fresh ground ), green onions, chopped, bell pepper, chopped small, shaved honey-roasted ham (i use 1/2 lb with whole chicken), lasagna noodle , 1 box, spaghetti sauce , 1 can of your favorit, swiss cheese , 1 package, cheddar cheese , 1 package

boneless skinless chicken breasts, broccoli stems (i use a little less), cream of chicken soup, mayonnaise, lemon juice, curry powder, potato chips, parmesan cheese

chicken, washed and cut up, thickly sliced carrots, thickly sliced onions, thickly sliced celery, water, chicken broth, parsley sprig, bay leaf, thyme, rosemary, crushed peppercorn (tied in cheesecloth), butter, flour, salt, fresh ground pepper, flour, baking powder, salt, egg, beaten (beat 1 and use only half), milk, dried parsley

chicken pieces or two whole fryers, oysters, with liquid, fresh okra, sliced, celery, minced, onion, minced, green onions, minced, chicken broth, dark roux, file, salt and pepper, to taste

little smokies sausage, cherry preserves , small jar that s approx 10-12 oz will do. the jars around here are 18 oz and i use about 3/4 for a p