4532 japanese christmas Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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japanese eggplants (or 1 large eggplant), vegetable oil and5 Morejapanese eggplants (or 1 large eggplant), vegetable oil, chili pepper flakes , to taste, dried bonito flakes (katsuo-bushi, found in asian grocery stores), soy sauce, mirin (japanese sweet cooking wine, or substitute vermouth with added sugar to taste), water30 min, 7 ingredients
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japanese eggplants , sliced thinly the short way (they re... and4 Morejapanese eggplants , sliced thinly the short way (they re long and thin- if you only have the larger eggplant, 1 medium is plenty, diced), garlic clove, fresh ginger, soy sauce (or tamari), mirin (you can use a bit more if you prefer your sauce a little sweeter)25 min, 5 ingredients
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japanese noodles, uncooked (soba or udon), chicken broth and11 Morejapanese noodles, uncooked (soba or udon), chicken broth, chicken breasts, skinned and boned, cut into 2 inch pieces, carrot, very thinly sliced, fresh shiitake mushrooms or 9 fresh black chinese mushrooms, halved, napa cabbage leaves, cut into 2 inch squares, bamboo shoots, drained, green onions , cut into 2 inch pieces, firm tofu, drained and cut into 1 inch cubes, dry sherry, pepper, soy sauce, fresh parsley, chopped55 min, 13 ingredients
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japanese cucumbers (sliced thin) and10 Morejapanese cucumbers (sliced thin), daikon radishes (sliced thin), maui onion (sliced thin), grape tomatoes (sliced in half ), fine sea salt, fresh ground black pepper (fine ), seasoned rice vinegar, fine sugar, garlic clove (minced ), fresh bay leaves, fresh chives (chopped )30 min, 11 ingredients
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Japanese Christmas Cakeall purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, eggs, butter and3 Moreall purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, eggs, butter, heavy cream, sugar, garnish: 16 pieces whole strawberry25 min, 10 ingredients
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Japanese Cucumber-Onion Pork Saladjapanese cucumbers, onion, thinly sliced, soy sauce and5 Morejapanese cucumbers, onion, thinly sliced, soy sauce, japanese mayonnaise, vegetable oil, boneless pork, thinly sliced, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste30 min, 8 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Japanese Eggplant with Mirinjapanese eggplant, canola oil, soy sauce, mirin and2 Morejapanese eggplant, canola oil, soy sauce, mirin, ginger juice, chili paste6 ingredients
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Japanese Grilled Eggplant (Aubergine) (Yaki Nasu)japanese eggplant, bonito flakes, dashi, light soy sauce and5 Morejapanese eggplant, bonito flakes, dashi, light soy sauce, mirin, dashi, dark soy sauce, mirin, fresh grated ginger30 min, 9 ingredients
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Japanese Spiced Eggplantjapanese eggplants , cut crosswise 1 inch thick and5 Morejapanese eggplants , cut crosswise 1 inch thick, canola oil, sesame oil, mirin, low sodium soy sauce, nanami togarashi (pepper for sprinkling)30 min, 6 ingredients
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Japanese Eggplant Fans With Spicy Black Bean Saucejapanese eggplants, eggs, beaten, flour, panko breadcrumbs and16 Morejapanese eggplants, eggs, beaten, flour, panko breadcrumbs, oil, oil, fermented black beans, rinsed, dried red pepper flakes, garlic, chopped, ginger , julienne, shaoxing wine, chopped clams with juice, chicken stock, oyster sauce, salt, white pepper, roux , cornstarch, sesame oil, tomato, diced, green onion, minced30 min, 20 ingredients
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