307 improved mouth Recipes

a ), high protein flour/bread flour, milk powder, bread improver (i omitted), b ), caster sugar, salt, instant yeast, water (i use milk and cut down to 150ml, since i use whole egg), drops of pandan paste, cut fresh pandan leaves as many as you have into pieces add with little water and user blender or mortar to lb and filter to get paste, can store up to 2 weeks in fridge), butter, raisins -soak for 1 hour, drain (i omitted), custard powder, fresh milk, sugar

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

freshly brewed starbucks espresso, whole milk, half-and-half, sugar, ice cubes, reddi-wip topping

water, olive oil, salt, sugar, white bread flour (4 1/2 cups), bread improver, dried yeast, garlic , roasted, red onion, finely chopped, oregano, parmesan cheese, shredded, sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, fresh ground black pepper

water, water, whole wheat flour, bread flour or 350 g white flour, salt, sugar, skim milk powder, dry yeast, bread improver (optional)

yeast, bread improver (optional), bread flour, salt, sugar, butter, warm water

high-protein flour, cake flour, instant yeast, salt, cocoa powder, powdered milk, milk, bread improver, butter

malt extract, powdered milk, sugar, cocoa, bicarbonate of soda, add up to an extra 2 tsp s sugar (for improved sweetness), malt extract , plus, malt extract, powdered milk , plus, powdered milk, sugar, cocoa, bicarbonate of soda, add up to an extra 1/2 cup sugar (for improved sweetness)

white sugar, dairy-free margarine (i use smart balance light to improve nutritionals), eggs, matzo cake meal, potato starch, salt, walnuts, chopped, semi-sweet chocolate chips, white sugar, ground cinnamon

flour, brown sugar, white sugar, salt, baking powder, baking soda, bananas , ripened, peeled and mashed (about 1 cup), butter, softened, canola oil, eggs, chocolate chips

water, light olive oil, honey, whole wheat flour, rye flour, white bread flour, bread improver, salt, powdered milk (we use skim milk powder), linseed sunflower seeds and almond mix (lsa mix - from health food stores or health food section of supermarket - optional), dried yeast, sunflower seeds

margarine, flour, shortening, cream of tartar, sugar, baking soda, salt, egg, ricotta cheese, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla beans, split and seed scraped out or 1/2 tsp vanilla extract, water, divided, caramel candies (i used kraft, about 1/2 the bag), chopped pecans, strawberry, sliced, kiwi, sliced, banana, sliced and drizzled with a little, lemon juice , to prevent browning, shredded coconut, pineapple, well drained, mandarin oranges, well drained, mango, sliced

instant stir-fry noodles, eggs, fresh bean sprouts, water chestnuts, whole baby corn, onion, chopped finely, minced garlic, minced ginger, curry powder, oil, chicken broth, soy sauce, sugar, chili oil

ground coffee (or whatever you normally use to make 1 pot), water, vanilla extract

whole big white onions, garlic cloves, mint leaves, whole parsley, anise, whole tomatoes, tomato sauce, extra virgin olive oil, whole brown rice (instant ), vegetable broth, bay leaf, squash, sweet potato, jamaican squash, garlic clove

firm ripe peaches, granulated sugar, lemon juice (it says fresh i used a bottle also i read it wrong and used 4 tbsp where it says tsp worked out anyw), cornstarch, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, flour , all purpose is fine, granulated sugar, granulated sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, butter, cut into 6 pieces (it says unsalted and to add salt i just used salted butter), sliced almonds

brewed cold very strong coffee, skim milk, sugar substitute, instant pudding mix (any variety), crushed ice

vegetable oil , to grease, dried yeast, brown sugar, warm water, sesame oil, wholemeal plain flour, plain flour, burghul, salt, bread improver, plain flour, extra , to dust, pitted dried dates, walnut halves, raisins, chopped dried pineapple, egg, lightly whisked, sunflower seeds, pepitas (pumpkin seed kernels), poppy seeds