118291 horner christmas chicken Recipes

olive oil, onion, peeled and finely chopped, smoked streaky bacon, chopped or, 50 g smoked lardons, pork sausage or 500 g skinned s, lemon , zest of, grated, orange , zest of, grated, fresh brown breadcrumbs, ready-to-eat dried apricots, chopped, fresh cooked peeled chestnuts or 50 g canned chestnuts or 50 g vacuum-packed chestnuts, chopped, chopped fresh thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme, fresh cranberries or 100 g frozen cranberries, boneless skinless chicken breasts, salt and pepper, ready-made shortcrust pastry or 500 g home-made shortcrust pastry, beaten egg , to glaze

chicken, sausages (chipolatas, these are frankfurter length ), streaky bacon, prepared stuffing (sage & onion sage and onion stuffing for roast chicken)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

chicken pieces (i use 4 breasts with bones, skinned), chicken broth or 4 cups water, butter (i use 1/2 stick), condensed cream of chicken soup (i use campbell s healthy request, no msg), extra wide egg noodles (i use the big bag), salt

chicken (boneless, thighs work well too), bisquick (enough to coat chicken) or 1 -2 cup flour (enough to coat chicken), paprika, salt, pepper, eggs (beaten ), oil, enough to brown chicken, butter (your preference, i ve tried it with both 1/2 and 1 and it comes out great both ways..) or 1/2-1 cup margarine (your preference, i ve tried it with both 1/2 and 1 and it comes out great both ways..), chicken broth, lemon juice, parsley, garlic, lemon juice, pasta, any kind (optional)

chicken thighs or 1 small stewing chicken, water, chicken stock, onion, diced, stalks celery, diced, green peas, carrot, diced, cream of chicken soup, cream of mushroom soup, garlic cloves, crushed, garlic granules (or powder ), pepper, poultry seasoning

chicken breasts or 6 chicken thighs, cubed, sized onions, diced, carrots , cut the way you want, celery ribs, sliced, sushi rice or 1 cup arborio rice, must use rice that will absorb all the liquid, chicken stock, water, concentrated chicken bouillon, worcestershire sauce, dried basil, dried rosemary, salt and pepper

chicken broth or 4 cups, water, chicken breasts, carrots, sliced, celery, sliced, onion, roughly chopped, chicken bouillon granules or 4 -5 chicken bouillon cubes, dried parsley, mashed potatoes , see recipe above, egg noodles , see recipe above it s what makes the soup or 11 oz frozen wide, salt & pepper, to taste

chicken breasts (6 pieces, 3.5 oz each), chicken broth , for sauteing the chicken in, salt , plus more to taste, black pepper, freshly ground , plus more to taste, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, finely chopped, chicken broth, tomatoes, diced , with juice, capers, drained, oregano leaves, dried, basil leaves, coarsely chopped

chicken backs or 1/2 lb chicken neck, cold water, onion, unpeeled, garlic clove, unpeeled and cut in thirds, stalk celery, with top, bay leaf, all-purpose flour, salt, garlic powder, red pepper, chicken pieces, salt, garlic powder, ground red pepper (preferably cayenne), vegetable oil (for deep frying), salt, ground red pepper (preferably cayenne), black pepper, white pepper, garlic powder, chopped onion, chopped celery, chopped green bell pepper, flour , using reserved extra coating, chicken stock , for etouffee, unsalted butter, divided, to your taste, very finely chopped green onions, chicken stock , as needed, hot cooked rice

boneless skinless chicken breast halves (4 oz each), fully cooked ham, halved, swiss cheese, halved, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, paprika, egg, milk, dry bread crumbs, butter, chicken broth, dried parsley flakes, hot cooked rice, condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted, sour cream

chicken pieces or two whole fryers, oysters, with liquid, fresh okra, sliced, celery, minced, onion, minced, green onions, minced, chicken broth, dark roux, file, salt and pepper, to taste

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

chicken broth, butter, minced onion, flour, curry powder (more if you are audacious), salt, sugar, powdered ginger, milk, lemon juice, cleaned, cooked shrimp (3 lb raw )

chicken legs or 8 chicken wings or 4 chicken thighs (or a combo of all), fresh parsley, cold chicken stock (i use the boullion), fresh mushrooms, fresh lemon juice, butter, flour, heavy cream , such as whipping cream, fresh lemon rind, finely chopped, onion, chopped, green pepper, thinly sliced, chives, chopped, salt and pepper, paprika

chicken wings or 2 lb boneless skinless chicken thighs, oil, garlic cloves, minced, water for chicken wings or 1 large can of chicken broth if using chicken thighs or use knorr bullion granulars to make broth, soy sauce, whole mushrooms or 1 cup fresh button mushrooms, pk long rice/saifun (bean threads - clear coils of noodles found in the asian section of the supermarket or asian stores) or use oriental vermicelli, chopped green onions