74 holy smackeroos Recipes

fat free greek yogurt, avocados, diced, cumin, fresh cilantro, chopped, jalapeno, finely chopped, garlic, minced, lime juice (to taste), salt

milk, orange extract or 2 tbsp orange juice or 2 tbsp orange liqueur, vanilla flavor instant pudding and pie filling mix, ricotta cheese, semisweet baking chocolate, chopped, divided, poundcake , cut horizontally into 4 slices, thawed cool whip

lightly packed tulsi holy basil (queen of herbs), fresh ginger , smashed, raw honey, cardamom pods, lightly crushed (optional)

german chocolate cake mix, caramel topping, sweetened condensed milk, butterfinger candy bars, cream cheese, softened, cool whip

rice flour, potato starch, tapioca flour, xanthan gum, powdered milk, sugar, salt, egg substitute or 3 eggs room temperature, lukewarm water, dry yeast granules of bread maker yeast, butter, melted, cider vinegar, seasame seeds

thawed o brien frozen potatoes, velveeta reduced fat cheese product, rotel tomatoes & chilies, mild, breakfast sausage, mild, onion, chopped, green pepper, diced, sliced mushrooms, fresh spinach, margarine or 4 tbsp butter or 4 tbsp olive oil

peas, young , spring or 1 1/2 cups early peas, avocados, mashed (make sure you measure after you mash, usually 1-1/2 to 2 avocados), diced tomato (i prefer beefsteak or grape, though different tastes for each), onion, finely chopped (i prefer red , but its up to you), lime juice, garlic, chopped, salt, ground pepper, basil, oregano, cilantro (optional, to taste), greek yogurt , fat free or 2 tbsp low fat

egg white (2 tbsp), vanilla extract, raw pecan halves, sugar, cornstarch, unsweetened cocoa powder, chili powder, kosher salt, ground cinnamon, ground cumin

whole wheat flour, white bread flour, uncooked 10 grain cereal (i use bob s 10 grain red mill hot cereal), uncooked oatmeal, chopped pecans or 1/3 cup walnuts, kosher salt, dry milk, butter (cut in small cubes ), molasses, warm water, dry yeast

carrots , matchsticks or 1 (16 oz) bag shredded, green onions , thinly sliced on the diagonal, red bell pepper, diced, yellow bell pepper, diced (could sub orange), cilantro, chopped, rice wine vinegar, canola oil, curry powder (could sub cumin or ground ginger), garlic powder, sugar, fresh sea salt , to taste, fresh cracked pepper , to taste

egg white, vanilla extract, raw pecan halves, sugar, cornstarch, unsweetened cocoa powder, chili powder, kosher salt, ground cinnamon, ground cumin

food cake mix (duncan hine s moist deluxe), water (or according to box), vegetable oil (or according to box), eggs (or according to box), eagle brand condensed milk, chocolate syrup, carton cool whip, chocolate candy (chocolate chips, york peppermint patties, reese s pieces, etc.)

ripe avocados , like hass, bacon, zutano, or gwen (ripe means it indents easily with the firm press of a finger), lightly packed cilantro leaves (stems discarded before measuring), finely chopped, freshly squeezed lemon juice, scallions ( green onions), finely chopped, freshly ground black pepper, salt, ground chipotle pepper (may be replaced with cayenne pepper), flour tortillas

unsalted butter, sliced pancetta, diced, onions, sliced 1/4-inch thick, head green cabbage, cored and sliced 1/2 inch thick, carrots , cut in 1/4-inch julienne, chopped fresh thyme, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, wide egg noodles, minced garlic, capers, rinsed and drained, green peas, preferably fresh, shelled, but can substitute frozen, white wine, freshly squeezed lemon juice, chopped fresh parsley leaves

early or young peas, drained, mashed avocado (about 1 medium avocado s worth), fat-free plain greek yogurt, lime juice, minced garlic (about 1/2 clove), salt, plus more , optional, black pepper, plus more , optional, ground cumin, chile powder, chopped cherry or grape tomatoes, chopped onion, chopped fresh cilantro , optional, chopped jarred jalapenos , optional, suggestion : cut veggies

sour cream, cool whip, cream cheese, softened, brown sugar, kahlua

whole habaneras seeded, whole tomatillos husked and rinsed, whole vidalia onions skinned, whole sweet red peppers seeded, whole smoked habaneras, chipotle peppers, cumin, balsamic vinegar

very ripe high quality avacados, lime, handful of chopped fresh cilantro, white onion chopped, garlic minced, hot pepper (habenero, jalapeno, chipotle) chopped