78 holy crap Recipes

avocados, prepared fresh pico de gallo (or use 2 firm fresh tomatoes and 1/2 white onion, chopped plus 1 fresh jalapeno pepper, minced), minced fresh marjoram (or couple dashes of ground marjoram), snipped fresh cilantro (leaves only , hand picked), lime , juice of, white vinegar (optional), garlic clove, finely minced (or couple dashes of garlic powder), coarse salt (a pinch of lemon pepper or chicken base may be substituted for the salt)

fat free greek yogurt, avocados, diced, cumin, fresh cilantro, chopped, jalapeno, finely chopped, garlic, minced, lime juice (to taste), salt

hass avocadoes , fork mashed, fresh limes , juice of (use only the juice), onion, chopped, garlic clove, minced, roma tomato, diced, fresh cilantro, finely chopped, jalapenos, chopped, cumin, chili powder, salt, black pepper, olive oil

lightly packed tulsi holy basil (queen of herbs), fresh ginger , smashed, raw honey, cardamom pods, lightly crushed (optional)

jalapenos, thick cut bacon, limes , juice of, tabasco chipotle pepper sauce (or reg hot sauce with a dash of chipotle powder), sour cream, avocados, chopped fresh cilantro (optional)

thawed o brien frozen potatoes, velveeta reduced fat cheese product, rotel tomatoes & chilies, mild, breakfast sausage, mild, onion, chopped, green pepper, diced, sliced mushrooms, fresh spinach, margarine or 4 tbsp butter or 4 tbsp olive oil

peas, young , spring or 1 1/2 cups early peas, avocados, mashed (make sure you measure after you mash, usually 1-1/2 to 2 avocados), diced tomato (i prefer beefsteak or grape, though different tastes for each), onion, finely chopped (i prefer red , but its up to you), lime juice, garlic, chopped, salt, ground pepper, basil, oregano, cilantro (optional, to taste), greek yogurt , fat free or 2 tbsp low fat

egg white (2 tbsp), vanilla extract, raw pecan halves, sugar, cornstarch, unsweetened cocoa powder, chili powder, kosher salt, ground cinnamon, ground cumin

whole wheat flour, white bread flour, uncooked 10 grain cereal (i use bob s 10 grain red mill hot cereal), uncooked oatmeal, chopped pecans or 1/3 cup walnuts, kosher salt, dry milk, butter (cut in small cubes ), molasses, warm water, dry yeast

carrots , matchsticks or 1 (16 oz) bag shredded, green onions , thinly sliced on the diagonal, red bell pepper, diced, yellow bell pepper, diced (could sub orange), cilantro, chopped, rice wine vinegar, canola oil, curry powder (could sub cumin or ground ginger), garlic powder, sugar, fresh sea salt , to taste, fresh cracked pepper , to taste

egg white, vanilla extract, raw pecan halves, sugar, cornstarch, unsweetened cocoa powder, chili powder, kosher salt, ground cinnamon, ground cumin

food cake mix (duncan hine s moist deluxe), water (or according to box), vegetable oil (or according to box), eggs (or according to box), eagle brand condensed milk, chocolate syrup, carton cool whip, chocolate candy (chocolate chips, york peppermint patties, reese s pieces, etc.)

ripe avocados , like hass, bacon, zutano, or gwen (ripe means it indents easily with the firm press of a finger), lightly packed cilantro leaves (stems discarded before measuring), finely chopped, freshly squeezed lemon juice, scallions ( green onions), finely chopped, freshly ground black pepper, salt, ground chipotle pepper (may be replaced with cayenne pepper), flour tortillas

unsalted butter, sliced pancetta, diced, onions, sliced 1/4-inch thick, head green cabbage, cored and sliced 1/2 inch thick, carrots , cut in 1/4-inch julienne, chopped fresh thyme, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, wide egg noodles, minced garlic, capers, rinsed and drained, green peas, preferably fresh, shelled, but can substitute frozen, white wine, freshly squeezed lemon juice, chopped fresh parsley leaves

early or young peas, drained, mashed avocado (about 1 medium avocado s worth), fat-free plain greek yogurt, lime juice, minced garlic (about 1/2 clove), salt, plus more , optional, black pepper, plus more , optional, ground cumin, chile powder, chopped cherry or grape tomatoes, chopped onion, chopped fresh cilantro , optional, chopped jarred jalapenos , optional, suggestion : cut veggies

sour cream, cool whip, cream cheese, softened, brown sugar, kahlua

whole habaneras seeded, whole tomatillos husked and rinsed, whole vidalia onions skinned, whole sweet red peppers seeded, whole smoked habaneras, chipotle peppers, cumin, balsamic vinegar