336 hey they bad Recipes

italian salad dressing (i use kraft lite zesty italian), spicy brown mustard, swiss cheese, cut into 1/2 inch cubes, pastrami, cut into 1/2 inch cubes, cooked medium red potatoes, unpeeled and cut into 1/2 inch cubes i use 3 medium potato, sauerkraut, well drained, chopped fresh dill (i have used both of them and they both work well) or 2/3 cup sweet pickle, whichever you like (i have used both of them and they both work well), hard-boiled eggs, chopped celery, green olives, sliced, cabbage or lettuce leaf, for serving, pumpernickel bread, to serve with

pinto beans , make sure they are light in color not old and dark beans, onion, garlic cloves, vegetable oil, water, salt

flour, pillsbury funfetti cookie mix, baking soda, soft butter, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, egg, vanilla, chocolate chips (plus extra for after they bake), white chocolate chips (plus extra for after they bake), heaping 1/2 cup candy sprinkles

a how -to -tip from neil patrick hudson former chef at the nantucket hotel, canola oil, butter, bay scallops, patted dry, garlic clove, slivered, lemon juice, white wine (not cooking wine), salt, coarsely ground black pepper, chopped fresh parsley

green beans (i used a combo of green and purple beans) trimmed and cut into 2 inch pieces, diced pancetta, (if you don tsp have pancetta , you can use bacon), extra virgin olive oil, onion, diced, whole tomatoes, peeled and diced (you don tsp have to peel them, but i like them better without the peel. if they are especially seedy, go ahead and remove the seeds otherwise, i would just leave them in. also, i peel my tomatoes by holding ad turning them, on a long fork, over an open flame until they pop, peel with a knife, the peel comes right off), dried italian herbs, red pepper flakes, salt and freshly ground pepper, to taste

hershey bars without nuts. the amount depends on how bif of a kiss you want to make., chopped nuts of your choice, chopped candies of your choice, caramel, toffee bits, rice crispy cereal, chopped oreos, dried fruits, sunflower seeds, colored sugar, coconut, chocolate mints, marshmallows, fudge bits, peppermints, etc.., like to add that some great foil to wrap your candy in can be found at beauty supply stores or at a hair salon. the foils used to highlight hair are ultra thin and come in various colors. they cover the chocolate very well and are great to use for other chocolate recipes such as truffles or molded chocolates. they re not expensive and come in large squares which means less foil cutting for you! ho! ho! ho

ground beef, quick-cooking rolled oats, egg, beaten, dried onion flakes, kosher salt, black pepper, sweetened condensed milk, brown sugar, ketchup, ketchup, brown sugar, dry mustard

lean ground beef, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, olive oil, sliced fresh mushrooms, chopped green pepper, zucchini, cut into 1/2-inch cubes, dry vermicelli, broken into 2inch pieces, salt, pepper, no-salt-added whole tomatoes, reduced-sodium tomato juice, fresh spinach leaves, coarsely chopped (hey, it s back on the market!), grated fresh parmesan cheese

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

parsnips, peeled and cut in sticks, equal amount of carrots, peeled and cut in sticks, butter (hey, paula), light brown sugar, nutmeg, grated orange rind, couple grinds of fresh black pepper, chicken stock, some fresh chopped parsley for garnish

delicious ice box fruit cake, nilla brand vanilla wafers (crushed ), condensed milk, coconut, chopped pecans, raisins, chopped cherries, note and thank you for questions, hey all (re a question i was sent on this)..i would drain the cherries really well and save the juice..if a bit too dry..use some of it..be careful, as this could get soggy!! (you probably will not need it!), thank you ..

nacho cheese dip, ground beef, dry mexican or taco seasoning, yellow onion, diced, chili powder, diced tomatoes with green chilies, drained, water (optional)

vegetarian refried beans, whole-wheat tortilla, romaine lettuce leaves, avocado, peeled and sliced, fresh pico de gallo

olive oil, chopped onion, chopped garlic cloves, stalks chopped celery, chopped green peppers, chopped mushroom, chopped eggplant (2 if they are small), chopped zucchini (2 medium sized), tomato paste, tomato sauce, oregano, garlic powder, salt, pepper, lasagna noodles, mozzarella cheese , sliced fairly thin, ricotta cheese or 1 1/2 lbs cottage cheese, grated parmesan cheese, sesame seeds (the seeds and nuts add to the texture and solidity but they can be overdone and dominate. be careful) (optional) or sunflower seeds (the seeds and nuts add to the texture and solidity but they can be overdone and dominate. be careful) (optional) or celery salt (the seeds and nuts add to the texture and solidity but they can be overdone and dominate. be careful) (optional) or diced almonds (the seeds and nuts add to the texture and solidity but they can be overdone and dominate. be careful) (optional)

oatmeal , ground into flour with food processor, then measure for 2 cup flour, baking powder, maple syrup, they called for 1 cup maple syrup no sugar, sugar, vanilla, sunflower seed butter, sunflower oil, pecan pieces (optional)

cream cheese, egg yolks, sugar, orange flower water, frozen puff pastry, thawed but refrigerated, egg yolk beaten with 1 tsp cold water, for glazing, in a small mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese with an electric mixer until very smooth and creamy. add the egg yolks, 1/3 cup of the sugar and the orange flower water and beat until smooth and thoroughly combined, about 3 minutes. transfer the cream cheese mixture to the refrigerator and chill for at least 30 minutes., on a lightly floured surface roll each puff pastry sheet slightly so that they measure 12-inches square. using a pastry cutter or the rim of a small bowl or dish as a guide, use the tip of a sharp knife to cut out 4 (5 to 5 1/2-inch) circles from each sheet of puff pastry. using a dry pastry brush, lightly brush both sides of each pastry circle to remove any excess flour. transfer the 8 pastry circles to a baking sheet and refrigerate for 15 minutes.

egg, large, brown (use any kind you want, really), pita bread (approx . 6 inches), american cheese (hey, it was handy! i think cheddar or swiss would be even better!), basil pesto

pie crusts, baked and cooled (or 10-inch tart crust), unflavored gelatin (knox is a good way to go), drambuie (1 airline bottle), canned pumpkin (not pumpkin pie filling, but actual ), heavy cream (hey, it s the holidays... use the !), sugar, egg yolks, lightly beaten, cinnamon, ground ginger, nutmeg, freshly ground, allspice, salt, egg whites, sugar, cream of tartar