11 hamburger and eggs breakfast Recipes

soft hamburger buns, bacon, chopped, onion, sliced, butter or 3 tbsp margarine, worcestershire sauce, eggs, cheddar cheese, grated

dozen beaten egg, bread (or 4 hamburger buns), diced ham or 1 sausage, cooked & drained, velveeta cheese, cubed, salsa, onion, diced, grated cheddar cheese

whole wheat hamburger buns with sesame seeds on top, toasted, canadian bacon (or 4 slices of precooked bacon, warmed), whole large eggs, whole milk american cheese , unwrapped, butter or healthy margarine at room temp. or melted, salt and pepper

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

ground sausage, chopped green pepper, chopped onion, butter, truffle oil (optional), flour, mixed with, salt and pepper, milk, steamed rice, cooked hamburger patties, eggs , over easy

bulk spicy pork sausage, butter, softened, hamburger buns, split, eggs, dill pickle, pepperjack cheese, red onion, sliced, pickled jalapeno slices (optional)

frozen white castle hamburgers, mild cheddar cheese, shredded, eggs, beaten, skim milk, salt, pepper, mild green chilies, chopped

whole wheat bread, hamburger, american cheese or 1 piece sharp cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, ham, bacon, eggs, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, onion

ketchup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, chili powder, hot sauce, ground beef , 80/20, sweet paprika, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, thick-cut bacon , halved crosswise, eggs, sesame seed hamburger buns, unsalted butter, melted, for brushing, havarti cheese