27 gruau louise Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Louise's Lasagna
    ground beef, salami, chopped, pepperoni sausage, chopped and
    13 More
    ground beef, salami, chopped, pepperoni sausage, chopped, onion, minced, stewed tomatoes, tomato sauce, tomato paste, garlic powder, dried oregano, salt, ground black pepper, lasagna noodles, shredded mozzarella cheese, cottage cheese, white american cheese, grated parmesan cheese
    3 hour 15 min, 16 ingredients
  • Louise Coffee
    grand marnier, irish cream, kahlua, coffee
    5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Louise Cake
    butter, sugar, eggs (separated ), plain flour and
    4 More
    butter, sugar, eggs (separated ), plain flour, baking powder, raspberry jam, sugar, coconut
    45 min, 8 ingredients
  • Carrot Soup 'a la Louise'
    margarine, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, carrots, sliced and
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    margarine, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, carrots, sliced, chicken stock, dried dill weed, dried marjoram, dried thyme, dried parsley, salt to taste, ground black pepper to taste, cornstarch, heavy whipping cream
    1 hour 5 min, 13 ingredients
  • Grandma Louise's Oatmeal With Grated Apples
    old-fashioned oatmeal, water, salt, apple, coarsely grated and
    3 More
    old-fashioned oatmeal, water, salt, apple, coarsely grated, lemon juice, milk, butter
    16 min, 7 ingredients
  • Biscuits au gruau de Louise Biscuits au gruau de Louise
    baking powder, canelle, de graisse, farine, gruau, oeufs and
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    baking powder, canelle, de graisse, farine, gruau, oeufs, raisin, soda a pate, sucre
    30 min, 10 ingredients
  • Louise's Herbed Beef Tenderloin Louise's Herbed Beef Tenderloin
    beef tenderloin, olive oil, garlic, minced, dried basil and
    3 More
    beef tenderloin, olive oil, garlic, minced, dried basil, dried rosemary, crushed, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper to taste
    50 min, 7 ingredients
  • Louise's Old Ranch Sea Salad Louise's Old Ranch Sea Salad
    cooked pasta, ranch dressing, shrimp (50-60 count ) and
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    cooked pasta, ranch dressing, shrimp (50-60 count ), sea legs or 1 package imitation crabmeat, onion, chopped, cucumber, seeded & diced, pepper, seasoning salt, garlic powder, garlic, minced fine
    35 min, 10 ingredients
  • Louise Meadow's Wonderful Pumpkin Cake Louise Meadow's Wonderful Pumpkin Cake
    flour, cinnamon, baking soda, salt, eggs, salad oil and
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    flour, cinnamon, baking soda, salt, eggs, salad oil, granulated sugar, canned pumpkin (not pumpkin pie filling), cream cheese, room temperature, butter (1 stick), powdered sugar, vanilla extract, nuts, chopped
    55 min, 13 ingredients
  • Louise's Luscious Lemon Bars Louise's Luscious Lemon Bars
    all-purpose flour, divided, powdered sugar and
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    all-purpose flour, divided, powdered sugar, butter (2 sticks) or 1 cup margarine, softened (2 sticks), eggs, sugar, lemon juice, baking powder, powdered sugar
    1 hour 5 min, 8 ingredients
  • Louise's Persimmon Cookies Louise's Persimmon Cookies
    sugar, butter, egg, persimmon pulp, lemon juice, flour and
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    sugar, butter, egg, persimmon pulp, lemon juice, flour, salt, baking soda, nutmeg, cinnamon, raisins (optional), pecans (optional)
    27 min, 12 ingredients
  • Louise's Maple Muffins Louise's Maple Muffins
    brown sugar , packed, flour, soft butter and
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    brown sugar , packed, flour, soft butter, all-purpose flour, white sugar, rolled oats, salt, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, oil, eggs, beaten, milk, pure maple syrup
    20 min, 14 ingredients
  • Louise Read's Coffee-Crunch Cake Louise Read's Coffee-Crunch Cake
    softened butter, plus extra for greasing, caster sugar and
    10 More
    softened butter, plus extra for greasing, caster sugar, eggs, self-rising flour, baking powder, egg whites, caster sugar, instant coffee granules, chopped walnuts, softened butter, icing sugar , sifted, icing sugar
    1 hour 20 min, 12 ingredients
  • Louise's Broccoli Casserole Louise's Broccoli Casserole
    broccoli, fresh or frozen, cut into florets and
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    broccoli, fresh or frozen, cut into florets, cream of mushroom soup, herb seasoned stuffing mix, butter, melted, cheddar, shredded
    40 min, 5 ingredients
  • Louise's Cornbread Dressing Louise's Cornbread Dressing
    butter or margarine, divided, white cornmeal, sugar and
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    butter or margarine, divided, white cornmeal, sugar, eggs, divided, buttermilk, andouille sausage, chopped, green onions, thinly sliced, celery ribs, diced, sweet onion, diced, green bell pepper, diced, fresh mushrooms, diced, dry sherry (optional), chopped pecans, toasted, chopped fresh parsley, low-sodium chicken broth
    16 ingredients
  • Grandma Louise's Oatmeal with Grated Apple Grandma Louise's Oatmeal with Grated Apple
    old-fashioned oatmeal, water, salt, apple, coarsely grated and
    3 More
    old-fashioned oatmeal, water, salt, apple, coarsely grated, lemon juice, milk, butter
    7 ingredients
  • Aunt Louise's Brownies Aunt Louise's Brownies
    eggs, vanilla, butter, flour and
    9 More
    eggs, vanilla, butter, flour, unsweetened chocolate squares, salt, sugar, walnuts, chopped, unsweetened chocolate squares, water, butter, powdered sugar, chopped walnuts
    40 min, 13 ingredients




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