40 food tacos Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

cook rice, whole onion diced, tomatoe diced, japenos or desire of hotness diced, onion diced, spicy taco mix, salt to taste, black pepper, lime wedges for side when serve, cooking oil , olive oil or any kind can be use, meat , chicken, beef, pork or even sea food, whole cucumber ..medium size bite (optional)

garlic minced, dried oregano, ground cumin, coarse salt and pepper, boneless pork shoulder roast cut into 2 inch pieces, corn tortillas, pickled red onions, sour cream, cilantro leaves, lime wedges

olive oil, onion, diced, diced zucchini, mild salsa, plus more for passing at the table, raw turkey sausages, shredded monterey jack, corn tortillas, ripe avocado, salt and pepper, iceberg lettuce leaves, shredded, wooden spoon, saute pan, paring knife (use with an adult), fork, microwave

red-skinned potatoes, cut into 1-inch chunks, kosher salt, vegetable oil, yellow squash, diced, freshly ground pepper, fresh chorizo or other spicy sausage, casings removed, tomatoes, diced, scallion, minced, jalapeno pepper, minced (remove seeds for less heat), fresh cilantro, chopped, corn tortillas, crumbled cotija or feta cheese, sour cream and/or guacamole, for serving (optional)

ricotta (preferably fresh), at room temperature, chopped fresh cilantro, garlic, chopped, kosher salt, vegetable oil, white onion, sliced into 1/2-inch-thick rings, sliced green chile peppers, drained, fresh spinach (about 1 lb), stemmed, ground cumin, corn tortillas, salsa verde , for serving

skinless mahi mahi fillets, cut into 3-inch pieces, kosher salt, achiote or annatto paste (or 1 tbsp chili powder), juice of 1 lime, oranges (1 juiced; 1 halved and sliced ), dried oregano, ground cumin, scallions, roughly chopped, ancho chile powder, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, thyme, bay leaves, corn tortillas, warmed, and assorted toppings , for serving

roast beef (about 3 oz), soft flour tortillas, shredded cheddar , monterey jack or mexican blend cheese, quickie guacamole , recipe follows, or store-bought fresh guacamole, speedy salsa , recipe follows, or store-bought fresh salsa, sour cream or plain yogurt, optional, hot sauce, multi-compartment lunch box, ripe tomatoes (about 1 lb), halved, red onion or white, halved, extra-virgin olive oil, kosher salt, chopped fresh cilantro leaves or fresh mint leaves, optional, ripe hass avocado, halved and seeded, lime, halved, kosher salt, diced tomatoes , mango, or quartered seedless grapes, optional

unsalted butter, frozen shredded hash browns (about 8 oz), onion, finely chopped, ground cumin, black beans, drained and rinsed, prepared salsa, eggs, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, shredded monterey jack cheese, flour tortillas, warmed, avocado, pitted, peeled and roughly chopped, chopped fresh cilantro

tomatillo, husked, rinsed and chopped, tomato, chopped, red onion, finely chopped, chopped fresh cilantro, fresh lime juice , plus lime wedges for serving, jalapeno pepper, minced (remove seeds for less heat), kosher salt, vegetable oil, for frying, catfish fillets, cut into 1-inch pieces, freshly ground pepper, instant flour (such as wondra) or cornstarch, corn tortillas, warmed, shredded iceberg lettuce

light brown sugar, chili powder, ground cumin, smoked paprika, grated zest from 2 limes, shrimp peeled, deveined and tails removed, extra-virgin olive oil, sour cream or mexican crema, head cabbage, cored and shredded ( about 4 cups), kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, corn tortillas, fresh cilantro leaves , for serving, lime wedges, for serving

diced seedless watermelon, red onion, finely diced, roughly chopped fresh cilantro, juice of 2 limes , plus lime wedges for serving, jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely diced, extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for brushing, kosher salt, skinless wild striped bass fillets, chipotle chile powder, romaine lettuce heart, thinly sliced, corn tortillas, avocado, sliced

poblano chile peppers, yukon gold potatoes, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch pieces, kosher salt, extra-virgin olive oil, chopped fresh cilantro, chopped fresh parsley, unsalted butter, onion, halved and thinly sliced, cremini and/or white mushrooms, trimmed and thinly sliced, garlic, minced, mexican crema , creme fraiche or sour cream, juice of 2 limes, freshly ground pepper, corn tortillas, warmed, and assorted toppings , for serving

nonfat plain greek yogurt, garlic, finely grated, chopped fresh cilantro, plus leaves for topping, white onion, cut into rings, extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for brushing, kosher salt, sirloin steak, carrots, shredded, red bell pepper, cored, seeded and grated, minced jalapeno pepper (seeded for less heat ), fresh lime juice , plus lime wedges for serving, corn tortillas

fresh cilantro leaves, finely chopped, fresh lime juice, vegetable oil, chipotle chile powder, garlic, minced, red onion, very thinly sliced, pork tenderloin , cut into 1/2-inch-thick slices at an angle, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, shredded red cabbage, fresh cilantro leaves, finely chopped, vegetable oil, cider vinegar, chipotle ef = http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/chili-powder/index.html class= crosslink debug= 539 551 >chile powder, red bell pepper, very thinly sliced, red onion, very thinly sliced, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, corn tortillas, reduced-fat sour cream, lime wedges, for serving

limes, garlic, quartered, cilantro, leaves and tender stems (about 2 cups packed), scallions, half coarsely chopped and half finely chopped, ground cumin, kosher salt, extra-virgin olive oil, skinless halibut fillets, cut into 1-inch chunks, shredded savoy cabbage (about 8 oz), sour cream, corn tortillas, warmed, prepared salsa verde , for serving

onion, quartered, jalapeno, quartered , seeds optional, garlic clove, smashed, tomatillos, (about 8 oz) husked, rinsed, and coarsely chopped, hass avocado, peeled, seeded, and cut into chunks, kosher salt, loosely packed fresh cilantro leaves, coarsely chopped, olive oil, chipotle or blended chili powder, kosher salt, shrimp (about 20), peeled and deveined, corn tortillas, cilantro for garnish, limes, cut into wedges

sugar, kosher salt, pork belly, skin removed, chicken broth, vegetable oil for frying, plus 1 tbsp more, fresh egg noodles, black kale (about 2 1/4 lb ribs) trimmed, leaves chopped, sour cream, sambal oelek , or to taste, juice of 1 lime, minced garlic, minced ginger, asian fish sauce, soy sauce, corn tortillas, chopped cilantro, chopped mint