108 food french Recipes

french fries, frozen (recommended ore ida fast food), olive oil , extra-virgin, garlic, minced, all purpose greek seasoning, tzatziki, store bought

water, 110-115 degrees, yeast, sugar, flour, salt, sugar, water, 110-115 degrees

twenty - to -1-lb fresh whole turkey, giblets discarded and neck removed from cavity and reserved. note: brine turkey over night with water, kosher salt (be generous) black peppercorns, bay leaf, unsalted butter (3 sticks), melted, plus 4 tbsp at room temperature, dry white wine, stuffing, sliced green onions, stalks of celery, finely chopped, unsalted butter, white mushrooms , finely chopped in food processor (you can use any type/mix of mushrooms), colombo brand french bread croutons (homemade french bread croutons are great too of course!), fresh thyme , rosemary, parsley and sage, chopped fine, spice island poultry seasoning (or use the little packets of seasoning that comes with bagged croutons), ground pork and chicken and homemade stock (below), kosher salt, freshly cracked black and white pepper to taste, ground pork and chicken and homemade stock, whole chicken breasts, with bone & skin, pork loin chops , bone in center cut, reserved turkey neck, onion, quartered, stalks of celery, bouquet garni : whole allspice, parsley with stems, thyme, bay leaves and black, pink and white peppercorns (put all these things together in cheesecloth, making a big baggie, twist and secure with butcher s twine), kosher salt, gravy : please see directions below

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

extra-virgin olive oil, garlic, minced, fresh marjoram, plus sprigs for garnish, lemon, halved (half zested, both halves juiced), paprika, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, chicken, red onion, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, dried apricots, chopped, cubed day-old french bread, chopped fresh parsley, low-sodium chicken broth, apricot preserves, apple cider vinegar

onion (about 1/2 cup finely chopped ), artichoke hearts, drained, lemon juice, grated parmesan cheese, ground black pepper, light mayonnaise, heavy cream, french baguette, thin sliced

kosher salt to taste, plus 1 1/2 tsp, fusilli pasta (corkscrews), red onion, finely chopped (about 1/2 cup), ripe tomatoes (about 1 lb), diced, freshly ground black pepper, chopped fresh oregano leaves (about 2 sprigs), garlic, red pepper , roasted, peeled, and seeded (see cook s note), white wine vinegar, fruity extra-virgin olive oil, arugula, about 8 oz, cleaned, stemmed , torn into pieces, french feta cheese, crumbled (about 1 cup)

french cut green beans, frozen, condensed cream of mushroom soup, cheddar cheese, shredded, processed cheese food (velveeta recommended), cut into slices, french fried onions, milk

eggs, milk, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, omelet filling suggestions , optional, follow

hearty white bread (large slices), milk, warmed, egg yolks, light brown sugar, ground cinnamon, unsalted butter, melted , plus, unsalted butter, for cooking, table salt, vanilla extract, maple syrup

red bliss potatoes , scrubbed but not peeled, kosher salt plus more to taste, cold water, dry white wine, parsley stems, black peppercorns, fresh thyme, white wine, minced shallots, freshly ground black pepper, fruity extra-virgin olive oil, minced flat-leaf parsley leaves, copyright 2001 television food network , g.p. all rights reserved.

extra-virgin olive oil, onion, halved and thinly sliced, sugar, kosher salt, low-sodium chicken broth, worcestershire sauce, ground beef, onion powder, brioche or hamburger buns, split, shredded gruyere cheese (about 6 oz), grated parmesan cheese, dijon mustard , lettuce and potato chips, for serving (optional)

vegetable oil, onion, thinly sliced, kosher salt, shallots, thinly sliced, scallions, chopped (white and greens parts separated ), sour cream, mayonnaise, white wine vinegar, worcestershire sauce, garlic, kosher salt, extra-virgin olive oil, celery salt, cayenne pepper, freshly ground black pepper, beef eye round roast, low-sodium beef broth, stalks celery, roughly chopped, onion, roughly chopped, parsley, unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, dry sherry, italian rolls, split and lightly toasted

unsalted butter, extra-virgin olive oil, yellow onions, peeled, halved, and thinly sliced, (about 6 cups sliced ), shallots, thinly sliced , (1 3/4 cups), leek, white and light green part thinly sliced, washed well , and dark green top reserved, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, fresh thyme sprigs, fresh rosemary sprig, all-purpose flour, low-sodium beef broth, water, worcestershire sauce, dry sherry, thick) slices whole-wheat baguette (2 oz), toasted, grated gruyere (about 1 3/4 oz), chopped fresh chives

eggs yolks, sugar, heavy cream, cold milk, fine salt, vanilla bean, cognac (optional), copyright 2001 television food network , gp. all rights reserved

half-and-half or milk, three 3-inch cinnamon sticks, broken up into pieces, eggs, freshly grated nutmeg, sugar, baguette ( french bread), about 2 feet long, unsalted butter, sugar, marinated berries , recipe follows, marinated berries, sugar, vanilla bean , split lengthwise, and seeds scraped out with a knife and reserved, grated zest of 1/2 lemon, grated zest of 1/2 orange, water, freshly squeezed orange juice, freshly squeezed lemon juice, raspberries, blueberries, rinsed, strawberries, rinsed, tops trimmed, halved or quartered, if large

extra-virgin olive oil, yellow onions, diced, fresh thyme leaves, sour cream, mayonnaise, worcestershire sauce, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, baguette , cut into 1/4-inch-thick slices on the bias, grated gruyere cheese or other swiss cheese, heads endive, leaves separated , for serving, copyright 2012 television food network , g.p. all rights reserved.