449 fantastic fail Recipes

graham cracker crumbs, sugar, mashed banana, butter, melted, sugar, cornstarch, salt, whipping cream, full-fat milk, egg yolks, vanilla bean , split lengthwise (optional but good to add in), butter, vanilla, banana extract (optional), ripe bananas, peeled and cut into about 1/4-inch slices (could use 5 small bananas)

low-fat milk, cornstarch, maple syrup, salt, vanilla extract

soy sauce, green onions, chopped, white vinegar, honey , plus, honey, cayenne (add in more for extra heat), chopped fresh ginger, fresh minced garlic, sesame oil, whole chicken wings (tips cut of), toasted sesame seeds

all-purpose flour (more if needed), dry yeast, warm water, sugar, divided, warm milk, butter, melted and cooled slightly, egg, room temperature, salt, melted butter, for tops

sugar, applesauce, margarine or 1/4 cup butter, egg substitute, mashed ripe banana (about 3-4 medium), low-fat buttermilk, maple extract or 1 tsp vanilla, flour, baking soda, salt, chopped walnuts (optional)

sliced fresh strawberries, strawberry glaze, hostess twinkies (purchase a few more just in case you need them), cream cheese, softened, sweetened condensed milk, cool whip frozen whipped topping, thawed

flour, unsweetened cocoa powder (sifted), baking soda, salt, butter, softened, butter, softened, sugar, eggs, chopped pecans, semisweet mini chocolate chips, sugar, for rolling

chicken breast, french onion soup, apricot halves, apricot nectar, cornflour, pepper, oil (a tiny bit), pasta (of your choice)

garbanzo beans (rinsed and drained, you can use 2 cans if desired), red kidney beans (rinsed and drained ), black beans (rinsed and drained ), green bell pepper, seeded and chopped, jalapeno pepper (seeded and finely chopped ) (optional), corn niblets, drained (can use two cans), red onion, sliced, grape tomatoes (or to taste, added in just before serving), vegetable oil (or use canola oil), red wine vinegar, fresh lime juice, white sugar, garlic powder (or to taste or use 1 tsp fresh minced garlic), cumin, chili powder, chopped cilantro, seasoning salt (or to taste, or use 1 tsp white salt or to taste), black pepper (or to taste), tabasco sauce (to taste, or use cayenne pepper to taste)

refried beans, taco seasoning mix, sour cream (low-fat is okay), prepared guacamole (store-bought or home-made), shredded four-cheese mexican blend cheese (is fine ) or 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese (is fine), mild salsa, diced green chilies, sliced green onion, tortilla chips

brown sugar, light corn syrup, melted butter or 1/2 cup margarine, peanut butter, maple extract, quick oats, coconut, wheat germ, craisins (or use raisins), chocolate chip, chopped peanuts (or walnuts or pecans), dried fruit (your choice of )

flour, salt (amount to taste), black pepper (amount to taste), bone-in skinless chicken breasts , trimmed of fat, oil, onion, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, garlic, minced, mild curry powder, potatoes, peeled and diced into 1/2 inch cubes, fat-free chicken broth, mango chutney, chopped fresh cilantro

apple cider vinegar, canola oil, worcestershire sauce, honey, onion, roughly chopped, sugar, grainy mustard or 1 tbsp dijon mustard, salt, head romaine lettuce (cut or torn into bite-sized pieces), radish, thinly sliced, fresh strawberries, sliced, avocado, chopped, aged white cheddar cheese or 1/2 cup smoked cheddar cheese, cut into small cubes

milk, chocolate syrup, vanilla ice cream (or 1 large scoop), club soda (cold ) or seltzer water (cold), canned whipped cream (optional)

ground beef, onion, finely chopped, minced fresh garlic (or to taste), bell pepper (use red or green, seeded and chopped ), seasoning salt, black pepper, water, dried chili pepper flakes (or to taste), taco sauce (can use two bottles of if desired), diced green chilies, sliced ripe olives, drained and divided (can use green or black (), taco seasoning mix, taco shells or 1 (4 1/2 oz) package white corn tortillas, broken into pieces, shredded cheddar cheese, divided, firm tomato (can use 2 tomatoes), sliced green onions (optional)

firm white bread, crusts removed and cut into about 1/4-inch cubes (about 2-1/2 cups), butter (no subs!), minced fresh garlic (or to taste), salt and black pepper, white button mushrooms, fresh parsley, finely chopped, grated parmesan cheese

butter or 1/2 cup margarine, softened, sugar, egg, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, nutmeg, buttermilk, chopped walnuts, chopped rhubarb (heaping cups!), flour, vanilla ice cream or whipped cream, cold butter, cut into small cubes, cinnamon, brown sugar , packed

salmon (use canned always), cream cheese, softened, lemon juice, grated onions, prepared horseradish, salt, liquid smoke, chopped pecans (optional), snipped parsley (dried works best )