223 fail woozy Recipes

good chicken stock, olive oil, unsalted butter (used in different stages), fresh wild mushrooms such as porcini or chanterelles wiped clean with a damp kitchen towel and sliced thin...i used baby portabella s in the picture., sweet onions, arborio rice, grated parmigiano-reggiano (3/4 cup)

okay , so all i had left in the freezer was a small thing of beef and a box of peas. so i tried to use a side dish i had in my cookbook that i ve never tried before, and incorperate the ingredients i had into it somehow. the result was downright disasterous. but i m going to give you guys the original recipe, and then tell you exactly what i did to screw it up., seedless cucumbers (plastic wrapped), peeled, unsalted butter or margarine, chopped fresh mint, salt, black pepper, grated fresh lemon zest, fresh lemon juice

turkey, tomato sauce (ketchup), sherry wine, paprika, salt, black pepper, whole carrots , cut lengthwise, celery, sliced, water

sugar, milk, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, cocoa, peanut butter, vanilla, quick-cooking oatmeal

ground almonds, dark chocolate, strong black coffee, plain flour, caster sugar (superfine), eggs, separated, double cream (thick )

raw potatoes, sliced, butter, salt and pepper, milk, cornstarch, diced onions

all-purpose flour (sifted), baking soda, salt, butter flavor crisco, brown sugar, white sugar, vanilla, eggs, semi-sweet chocolate chips, m &

raspberry gelatin (can substitute orange or cherry), whole cranberry sauce, ginger, red grapes, walnuts or pecans (chopped), chopped celery, apple, diced, mandarin oranges, drained , juice reserved, sour cream, mayonnaise, orange zest, orange juice, flour, salt, shortening that has been refrigerated (guest prefers crisco butter flavored sticks), water

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, cake flour, milk, lemon extract, vanilla ice cream, berries, for garnish, special equipment : a 10-inch bundt pan, greased and floured

beef liver sliced, onions diced, chicken fat or oil, hard boiled eggs, salt, freshly ground black pepper

tri colored spriral pasta, hard boiled eggs, carrots shredded, green pepper, diced, green onions, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, good season s italian salad dressing mix, mayonnaise

bread -broken or sliced into 1/2 inch pieces, turkey neck and giblets (minus the liver unless you really like it), chopped celery, celery seed, diced onions, olive or conola oil, butter (up to 1/4 lbs.), pouttry base boullin to taste + 1 can of chicken broth, eggs, breakfast sausge, grnulated garlic, rubbed sage, kosher salt & fresh ground pepper to taste, oysters plan (or smoked ) -optional

egg, sugar i use half splenda, salt, milk, all purpose flour, baking powder, melted butter or veg oil, vanilla or almond or your favorite

you want to take 3 eggs, break into a jug, now you want the same amount of flour as the eggs, same amount of milk, salt, cold water