6975 eisbecher sundaes adults only Recipes

oat bran, wheat bran, egg, egg whites, nonfat plain yogurt, baking soda (optional)

oat bran, wheat bran, baking soda or 1 tsp baking powder, nonfat plain yogurt, egg, egg white (optional), salt, herbs

van camp s pork n beans ((the only brand i will use), maple syrup (or to taste), mustard, onion,chopped, brown sugar

van camp s pork n beans ((the only i will use), maple syrup, mustard, ketchup, brown sugar

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies (such as oreo), crushed, butter, ground cinnamon, cream cheese, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, creamy peanut butter, chocolate sundae syrup (such as smucker s), caramel sundae syrup (such as smucker s), peanut butter cups (such as reese s), chopped

graham cracker crumbs, sugar, margarine, melted, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, white sugar, eggs, vanilla, pie filling (optional) or sundae sauce, to top cheesecake (optional)

chocolate swiss rolls , individually wrapped, sliced in 4 (6 mini rolls in each package), vanilla ice cream, softened, sundae syrup , caramel syrup, divided, sundae syrup , chocolate syrup, for garnish (optional)

unsalted butter, unsweetened baker s chocolate, coarsely chopped, sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, chopped walnuts, jarred caramel sauce (i use smucker s sundae syrup ) or 1/4 cup ice cream topping (i use smucker s sundae syrup )

albacore tuna, drained and flaked, jumbo black olives, drained and sliced, pasta shell , cooked as directed, hard-boiled eggs, peeled and chopped, dill pickles, chopped, red pepper, chopped, vidalia onion, chopped, mayonnaise, cider vinegar, salt and pepper

active dry yeast, nonfat milk, all-purpose flour, egg yolks, pure vanilla extract, coarse salt, ground cinnamon, margarine, safflower oil, superfine sugar

only sugar in the recipe is in the frosting ., pastry, butter or margarine, softened, all-purpose flour, water, butter or margarine, water, almond extract, all-purpose flour, eggs, sugar glaze (recipe below ), sliced almonds, for garnish

turkey bacon , for the kids, mesclun salad dressed with vinaigrette, for the adults, quality whole wheat bread, peanut butter , for kids, plumped up raisins , dried cranberries or sliced bananas, for kids, fresh mozzarella , for adults, anchovies , capers and torn basil, for adults, eggs, lightly beaten, butter, olive oil, garlic

whole wheat pita bread (6 inch diameter), pork and beans in tomato sauce, sliced mushrooms (use on adults), sliced green olives (use on adults), pepperoni, sliced (optional), dried oregano leaves, shredded mozzarella cheese

chocolate sundae syrup or 1/2 cup chocolate ice cream topping, jif creamy peanut butter, ground cinnamon, milk, marshmallow cream or whipped cream

chocolate cherry milkshake, scoops vanilla ice cream or frozen yogurt, cold milk, chocolate syrup, maraschino cherries, stems removed, topping & additional cherry (optional), description, place ice cream , milk, hershey s chocolate syrup and cherries in blender container. cover; blend until smooth., garnish with whipped topping and cherry, if desired. two 10-oz. servings., chocolate peanut butter milkshake, cold milk, chocolate syrup, creamy peanut butter, vanilla ice cream, description, place ice cream , milk, hershey s chocolate syrup and peanut butter in blender. cover; blend until smooth., garnish with whipped topping and cherry, if desired. two 10-oz. servings., classic caramel milkshake, cold milk, classic caramel sundae syrup, vanilla ice cream, description, place milk , hershey s classic caramel sundae syrup and ice cream in blender container., cover; blend until smooth and thick ., serve immediately . 2 large servings (1-1/2 cups each).

chocolate wafer crumbs (about 25 cookies; such as nabisco s famous chocolate wafers), butter, melted, fat-free chocolate sundae syrup, divided, sliced banana (about 5 bananas), vanilla low-fat ice cream, softened, strawberry sundae topping, coarsely chopped pineapple, chopped dry-roasted peanuts, maraschino cherries with stems (optional)

fudge brownie mix, water, vegetable oil, eggs, maple extract, chocolate-covered peanut and maple candy, coarsely chopped, chocolate sundae syrup or regular chocolate syrup, maple cream frosting, maple extract