595 eaters kids Recipes

store-bought pizza doughs, bench flour, cornmeal, almonds, unsalted butter, sleeve graham crackers, crushed, chili powder, cayenne pepper, salt, marshmallows, dark chocolate

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sour cream, thick and chunky salsa, breadsticks , sliced in half lengthwise, american cheese , each cut into 3 strips, chopped black olives, cream cheese, softened, sliced red bell pepper or pimiento, sliced stuffed green olives, shredded lettuce

velveeta (32oz), refried beans (14.5oz), tub sour cream (24oz), your favorite salsa, milk (little more, little less, depending on how thick/thin you like it), cayenne pepper (more or less , depending on how spicy you like it), light chili powder(again, more or less , depending on the spiciness), bottled hot sauce (i prefer cholula brand), diced green onions, chips for dipping (i prefer fritos, my kids like white corn chips)

whole wheat flour, all purpose flour, sugar, heaping tsp. baking powder, heaping tsp. baking soda, heaping tsp. salt, buttermilk, organic eggs, unsalted, butter, melted, cooled, butter for the griddle

unsalted butter, divided, green apple, peeled and chopped into 1-inch cubes, lemon juice, honey, all-purpose flour, salt, divided, ground pepper, boneless, skinless chicken breasts (8 to 10 oz each), chicken stock, apple juice, cranberry juice, cinnamon stick, chopped italian parsley, guy fieri worked closely with kids to come up with the recipes for the cooking with kids project., a viewer , who may not be a professional cook, provided this recipe. the food network kitchens chefs have not tested this recipe and therefore, we cannot make representation as to the results.

diced fresh pineapple, diced red bell pepper, diced hothouse cucumber, rice vinegar , optional, ketchup, hoisin sauce, boneless beef top sirloin steak, cut 1-inch thick, pepper, salt , optional

commercial bread dough, divided into four 4oz pieces, olive oil, stuffing possibilities for each bread: 2 oz of a melting cheese mozzarella for kids, goat s or fontina for adults plus 1 oz of sliced prosciutto or smoked ham, seasonings for cheese : hot peppers, sliced pimentos, anchovy fillets; capers, scallions, or cooked onions; garlic, sliced black olives; snipped fresh basil, or parsley, dab of pesto or black olive paste, sundried tomatoes or anything you can think of.

extra-virgin olive oil , 3 turns of the pan, garlic, finely chopped, whole peeled tomatoes (recommended : san marzano), crushed tomatoes, (recommended : san marzano)* if san marzanos are not available, add a tsp sugar to your sauce, optional, coarse salt, a handful fresh basil leaves , torn, ziti rigate , with ridges, butter, all-purpose flour, freshly ground black pepper, a generous grating nutmeg, whole milk, shredded asiago cheese, shredded parmigiano-reggiano, sliced fresh mozzarella, crusty bread , to pass at table

all purpose flour, salt, active dry yeast, sugar, water , tepid-- no hotter than 115 degrees, olive oil, spaghetti sauce, more) grated mozzarella cheese, grated parmesan, olive oil, grated fontina cheese, zucchini , cut into 1/4 inch slices and parboiled for 1 minute, drained and dried, cooked shrimp, sliced thinly, oil packed sundried tomatoes , cut into slivers

unbleached all-purpose flour, yellow cornmeal , preferably stone-ground, toasted wheat germ, baking powder, salt, egg, cultured buttermilk, unsalted butter, melted, honey, orange marmalade

soy sauce, chopped garlic, sesame oil, sugar, minced gingerroot, freshly ground black pepper, flank steak, sliced into 1/8-inch thick , 2-inch-long slivers, vegetable oil, green onions, cut into 2-inch pieces, green and white parts, shiitake mushrooms, stems removed and thinly sliced, mung bean sprouts, fresh watercress, rinsed and patted dry, kim chee , recipe follows, chopped fresh cilantro leave

sweet onions, boiling water, white vinegar, granulated sugar, mayonnaise, celery salt, crackers

biscuit pockets, separate biscuits from 1 can (17 1/3 oz.) refrigerated southern style biscuits. press each to flatten into a 4 inch round. place 4 rounds on a cookie sheet. top with about 1/2 cup filling(suggestions follow). brush edges with water, then top each with another round. press edges with tines of a fork to seal. bake in a 375 degree oven 12-18 minutes, until golden brown., diced corned beef , 1/2 cup shredded swiss cheese, 1/2 cup sauerkraut and thousand island dressing., shredded cooked pork or beef mixed with your favorite bbq sauce, to moisten., diced smoked sausage , 1 cup part skim ricotta cheese, 1/4 cup sliced scallions, 1/2 tsp dried thyme and 1/8 tsp crushed red pepper.

pretzels, bakiing chocolate (i use german chocolate), sprinkles

eggs, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, vegetable oil, sugar, mashed bananas (about 3 bananas)

flour, fine salt, sweetened evaporated milk, light fresh fallen snow

peanut butter of your choice, hot cooked pancakes, bananas , halved lengthwise, then crosswise