685 dumb guy Recipes

water, salt, maple syrup, bourbon, whole-grain mustard, black peppercorns, red chili flakes, dried thyme, granulated garlic, bay leaf, turkey drumsticks

red bell peppers, canola oil , as needed, capicola, diced 1/4-inch, pork country ribs, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, onions, chopped into 1-inch pieces, roughly chopped garlic, capers, caper juice, white wine, agave syrup, chicken stock, red wine vinegar

water, chicken stock, rice, chopped italian parsley, chopped cilantro leaves, minced garlic, freshly squeezed lime juice, extra-virgin olive oil, kosher salt , to taste, freshly ground black pepper

watermelon balls , plus more for garnish, watermelon juice, blanco tequila, fresh lime juice, simple syrup, blue curacao, divided, lime slices, for garnish

ice cubes, dark rum (recommended : meyers), lemon rum (recommended : bacardi limon), coconut rum (recommended : bacardi coco), pineapple juice, orange juice, sweet and sour mix, splash grenadine, orange slices, for garnish , optional

olive oil, diced yellow onions, sliced fennel, chopped red bell pepper, minced garlic, tomato paste, red wine, tomato sauce (recommended : san marzano), clam juice, lemon , juice, water, bay leaves, red chili flakes, dried oregano, dried basil, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, sambuca liqueur, dungeness crab, whole, cooked, cleaned, cracked and broken into 4 pieces, littleneck clams, cleaned and scrubbed, firm white fish , like cod or halibut, cut into 2-inch pieces, shrimp, shell on, deveined, coarsely chopped italian parsley leaves, fresh bread , for serving

whole dungeness crabs, head garlic , cut through the middle, bay leaves, black peppercorns, kosher salt, dried red chili flakes, olive oil, diced yellow onions (about 4 medium onions), sliced fennel, chopped red bell pepper, minced garlic, tomato paste, tomato sauce , such as san marzano, dry red wine, clam juice, lemon juice, sambuca liqueur, coarsely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, red chili flakes, fine sea salt, dried basil, dried oregano, freshly cracked black pepper, bay leaves, littleneck clams, cleaned and scrubbed, firm white fish , such as cod or halibut, cut into 2-inch pieces, shrimp (16/20 count), shell-on, deveined, sourdough bread , for serving

paprika, cayenne, dried thyme, chili powder, garlic powder, ground cumin, sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, catfish fillets, canola oil, butter, lemon wedges

olive oil, divided, yellow onions , julienned, anaheim chiles, cleaned and julienned, boneless, skinless chicken thighs, minced garlic, divided, beer, chicken stock, all-purpose flour, salt and freshly ground black pepper, dried oregano, paprika, chili powder, red wine vinegar, green onions, sliced

dried guajillo or new mexico dried chile pods, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic , bashed, onion , rough chopped, ground cumin, diced tomatoes , such as glen muir fire roasted, canola oil, canola oil, diced onion, diced green bell pepper, diced red bell pepper, ground beef (80/20 blend ), ground cumin, granulated garlic, paprika, onion powder, kosher salt and fresh cracked black pepper, olive oil cooking spray, sixteen 7-inch corn tortillas, grated parmesan, vine tomatoes, diced, shredded iceberg lettuce, mexican crema, limes, cut into wedges, chopped cilantro

cold water, flour, plus extra for kneading, eggs, salt, low sodium chicken stock, butter, minced garlic, fresh chopped flat-leaf parsley, grated parmesan, plus extra for garnish, salt and freshly ground black pepper, special equipment : pizza wheel

unsalted butter, pineapple juice, white or dark rum, dark brown sugar, tomato paste, apple cider vinegar, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, for greasing, garlic, minced, shallot, finely minced, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, fresh breadcrumbs, heavy cream, ground beef, ground pork, dried currants, grated parmesan, chopped pine nuts, toasted, special equipment : bamboo skewers

buttermilk, egg, beaten, hot pepper sauce (recommended : crystal), dried basil, granulated garlic, ground white pepper, oysters, shucked , liquid reserved, panko breadcrumbs, cornmeal, flour, dried basil, granulated garlic, cayenne pepper, sea salt, divided, fresh cracked black pepper, hot paprika, canola oil, sea salt, soft french or hoagie rolls, split, butter, softened, miss dixie s remoulade , recipe follows, shredded romaine lettuce, loosely pack , dark green ends discarded, heirloom tomatoes, sliced 1/4-inch thick, sliced dill deli-style pickles, mayonnaise, loosely packed italian flat-leaf parsley, memphis-style bbq sauce, creole-style mustard, sriracha sauce, sea salt, fresh cracked black pepper, green onions, ends trimmed, roughly chopped, lemon, juiced, anaheim pepper, roughly chopped, red bell pepper , seeds removed, stalk celery

salt, head cauliflower , cut into flowerets, olive oil , plus 2 tbsp (best quality), for drizzling, minced garlic, sliced garlic, red pepper flakes, chicken stock or vegetable stock, fresh spinach (about 3 cups), crushed tomatoes (best quality ), capers , with 1 tbsp juice, freshly cracked black pepper, paccheri pasta (large tube ) approximately 2.5-inches long by 2-inches wide, grated pecorino romano, chopped italian parsley leaves

olive oil, divided, veal rib eye steaks, bone in (1 1/2 to 2 lb total weight), kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, bacon fat, fontina, thinly sliced, prosciutto, thinly sliced (3 to 4 slices), diced shallots, beef stock, best quality, fresh thyme leaves, butter, chopped italian flat-leaf parsley, for garnish

halibut fillets, skin removed, freshly cracked black pepper, sea salt, all-purpose flour, eggs, lightly beaten, pepitas, canola oil, cilantro serrano cream , recipe follows, unsalted butter, minced shallot, seeded, minced serrano pepper, half-and-half, roughly chopped cilantro leaves, fresh lime juice, sea salt

extra-large russet potatoes, kosher salt, plus more for seasoning, applewood smoked bacon, chopped yellow onion, diced jalapeno, diced garlic, butter, cracked black pepper, prepared horseradish, sour cream, pepper jack cheese, shredded, avocado, pitted, flesh diced

coriander seeds, fennel seeds, caraway seeds, minced garlic, dried sage, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, red pepper flakes, ground pork, maple syrup, all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting, dark brown sugar, baking powder, mustard powder, baking soda, cayenne pepper, sea salt, cold unsalted butter, cut into 1/4-inch cubes, shredded mozzarella cheese, buttermilk, egg, well beaten, agave syrup, dijon mustard, yellow mustard, adobo sauce (from a can of chipotle chiles in adobo), freshly ground black pepper