1331 don away that Recipes

  • Don't Throw Away That Turkey Carcass!!!!
    turkey carcass , practically picked clean, bay leaves and
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    turkey carcass , practically picked clean, bay leaves, onions, peeled and quartered, carrots, thyme
    1 hour 15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
    14 More
    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Cinnamon Swirl Bread That Actually Works!
    yeast, warm skim milk (or any other milks really) and
    10 More
    yeast, warm skim milk (or any other milks really), water , that is warm, sugar, egg, melted butter, flour (or more or less as needed), salt, extra melted butter, cinnamon, sugar, nutmeg
    1 hour 10 min, 12 ingredients
  • Don't Knock it Until You Try it Zucchini Chocolate Banana Nut Milkshake
    grated zucchini, frozen, ripe bananas, peeled and frozen and
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    grated zucchini, frozen, ripe bananas, peeled and frozen, cocoa powder, chopped peanuts, sugar, half and half
    10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Don Struble's Puerto Rican Pork Roast
    bone-in pork roast, hot pepper sauce, worcestershire sauce and
    5 More
    bone-in pork roast, hot pepper sauce, worcestershire sauce, stuffed green olives, sliced pepperoni sausage, garlic, sliced, salt and pepper to taste, water
    8 ingredients
  • Don't Want to Cook Monday Chicken
    skinless, boneless chicken breast halves and
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    skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, frozen broccoli florets, condensed golden mushroom soup, sour cream, prepared horseradish
    1 hour 10 min, 5 ingredients
  • Don't Chicken Out
    vegetable oil, chicken legs, tomato sauce, garlic, minced and
    5 More
    vegetable oil, chicken legs, tomato sauce, garlic, minced, onion, chopped, bay leaves, ground cumin, dried oregano, vinegar
    55 min, 9 ingredients
  • Don Root
    white beans, pasta (salad ), olive oil, salt and
    2 More
    white beans, pasta (salad ), olive oil, salt, garlic powder, parmesan cheese
    6 ingredients
  • Don's Navy Bean Soup
    navy beans, roma tomatoes, carrot, onion, green pepper and
    1 More
    navy beans, roma tomatoes, carrot, onion, green pepper, garlic
    6 ingredients
  •  Don't Knock It Until You Try It  Beet Cake!!
    eggs, sugar, vegetable oil, flour, baking powder and
    5 More
    eggs, sugar, vegetable oil, flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, vanilla, shredded fresh beets, chopped walnuts
    1 hour 5 min, 10 ingredients
  • Don't Burn Your Fingers Garlic Bread
    hot dog buns, garlic cloves, crushed, butter and
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    hot dog buns, garlic cloves, crushed, butter, paprika, for sprinkling
    40 min, 5 ingredients
  • Don't Want to Go to Town Fish Sandwich Longmeadow Farm
    fish fillets (frozen southern fried or fresh lightly brea... and
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    fish fillets (frozen southern fried or fresh lightly breaded), sour cream, mayonnaise, pickle juice (from the jar), dill relish, cayenne pepper (optional, use only if you like it ), garlic powder, salt (do a taste test here, if it seems y don tsp use any extra), sugar, mustard powder, soft hamburger buns, american cheese (cheddar or muenster), tomato, lettuce
    30 min, 14 ingredients
  • Don's Favorite French Onion Soup
    onions, thinly sliced, beef broth, pepper and
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    onions, thinly sliced, beef broth, pepper, mozzarella cheese, grated, french bread, toasted
    30 min, 5 ingredients
  • Don't Get Crabby With Me Salad (Crab Louis)
    mayonnaise, heavy cream, chili sauce, worcestershire sauce and
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    mayonnaise, heavy cream, chili sauce, worcestershire sauce, diced bell pepper (red or green- your choice ), green onion, chopped, lemon juice, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, shredded lettuce (some shredded or torn and a few whole leaves that look pretty), cooked crab meat (i have never used canned), eggs, boiled
    20 min, 12 ingredients
  • Dons Cabbage with Polska Kielbasa Dons Cabbage with Polska Kielbasa
    olive oil, polish sausage, onion, garlic, bell pepper and
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    olive oil, polish sausage, onion, garlic, bell pepper, cabbage, seasoning salt, black pepper, stewed tomatoes
    9 ingredients
  • Don's Tuscan Vegetable Soup Don's Tuscan Vegetable Soup
    navy beans, olive oil, diced onions, diced carrots and
    9 More
    navy beans, olive oil, diced onions, diced carrots, diced celery, diced zucchini, garlic, thyme, sage, black pepper, chicken broth, diced tomatos, spinach
    13 ingredients
  • Don Emilio's Salsa - Muy Bien! Don Emilio's Salsa - Muy Bien!
    redpack plain crushed tomatoes, tomato, seeded and chopped and
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    redpack plain crushed tomatoes, tomato, seeded and chopped, onions, chopped fine, fresh jalapeno peppers (or the equivalent of canned peppers), white vinegar, sea salt, fresh cilantro, chopped, jalapeno peppers or 3 -5 dashes hot sauce (depending on how much fire you like in your salsa) (optional)
    10 min, 8 ingredients
  • Don Pablo Tortilla Soup Don Pablo Tortilla Soup
    chicken broth, mild salsa and
    8 More
    chicken broth, mild salsa, sun-dried tomato, snipped into thin strips, cumin, chopped cilantro, lime juice, broken tortilla chips, vacuum-packed corn kernels (go with frozen if you can tsp find the vacuum type), avocado, peeled, pitted and chopped into 1/2 inch dice, shredded monterey jack cheese
    25 min, 10 ingredients




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