146720 cranberry sauce thanksgiving christmas Recipes

all-bran cereal, skim milk, eggs, canola oil, whole wheat flour, all-purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, whole berry cranberry sauce

biscuit/baking mix (bisquick, for example), sugar, milk, egg, lightly beaten, jellied cranberry sauce, chopped walnuts, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, glaze, sugar, milk, vanilla extract

sugar, mayonnaise, orange juice, grated orange peel, orange extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, whole-berry cranberry sauce, chopped walnuts, sugar, orange juice

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cranberry sauce, whole, apple pie filling, yellow cake mix, butter (1 stick), almonds or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped or 1/2 cup granola cereal

jellied cranberry sauce, cranberry juice, red wine vinegar, jalapeno pepper jelly, preferably red, dried cranberries, chopped red onion, garlic cloves, minced, ground allspice

jellied cranberry sauce, tomato sauce, water, lemon , juice of, brown sugar, raisins, fresh cranberries, apple, head of cabbage, ground beef, uncooked rice, salt, fresh ground pepper, egg, onion, grated, ketchup

cranberry sauce , with whole berries, raspberry jell-o gelatin (small box), crushed pineapple (small can), celery, chopped fine (to 1/4 cup), walnuts (or add more nuts if you like) or 1/4 cup pecans, chopped medium to small (or add more nuts if you like)

all-bran cereal, skim milk, egg substitute, canola oil, whole wheat flour, all-purpose flour, splenda granular (sugar substitute ), baking powder, salt, whole berry cranberry sauce

cranberry sauce, kumquats, sliced, cinnamon stick, port wine

orange juice, cornstarch, cinnamon, brown sugar, whole berry cranberry sauce

cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, lemon juice, salt, drained , crushed pineapple, diced walnuts, diced bananas, heavy cream, jellied cranberry sauce, chilled and cut into chunks

all-bran, fat-free milk, egg substitute, canola oil, king arthur premium 100% whole wheat flour, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, sugar substitute equivalent to 1/2 cup sugar, baking powder, salt, whole-berry cranberry sauce

chopped onion, garlic cloves, pressed, olive oil, cranberries, pomegranate juice or 1 cup cranberry juice, sugar, ground ginger, persimmons or 1 medium apple, in 1/4-inch cubes, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, dried cranberries or 1/2 cup raisins, chopped, butter, salt, pecan pieces or 1/2 cup walnut pieces, toasted

cranberry juice, cranberry vodka (optional), salt, center cut rack of pork , frenched, with fat and silver skin removed, clarified butter, dried cranberries, toasted pecans, plain bread crumbs, picked thyme, clarified butter, wilted spinach , recipe follows, apple tart , recipe follows, cranberry sauce , recipe follows, fresh or frozen cranberries, butter , plus 4 oz (1 stick) cold , cut into small pieces, sugar, salt, riesling wine, cranberry juice, thyme sprig, granny smith apples, butter, plus extra for brushing, salt, sugar, heavy cream, baking potato , like russets, sheet store-bought puff pastry, thyme sprig

cranberry sauce (cranberry relish, not sauce!), lime curd, red wine vinegar, olive oil

pork tenderloins (1 lb each), salt and pepper to taste, butter, whole-berry cranberry sauce, cranberry juice, heavy whipping cream, burgundy wine or additional cranberry juice, cornstarch, unsweetened apple juice

cranberry juice cocktail, sugar-free cranberry gelatin (recommended : jell-o), orange flavored vodka, whole berry cranberry sauce (recommended : ocean spray), orange zest, chopped pecans, fresh cranberries and mint sprigs, for garnish